Josie Long

Josie Long is an archetypal cunt symptomatic of everything shite in today`s society.I confess I only knew the bitches name and that she was a comedian but all female comedians of a certain age group all fucking morph into one amalgomous glob of utter shite to me!Anyway I saw on my Facebook timeline a video of her with purple hair looking like she hasn`t slept or washed in days entitled “Are white people doing enough to stop white terrorism”.I honestly did not even need to watch the video as it was so predictable that I could tell she was going to slag off the right defends Muslims gloss over Muslim terrorist attacks invoke Hitler blame “toxic masculinity” and speak in a slow sarcastic mockney voice… and guess what I was absolutely fucking spot on.Apparently Mssss Long is more worried about far right terrorism than Islamic terrorism which is logically insane as hundreds have lost their lives to Islamist terror attacks this year but the so called “far right” is only responsible for one death in this country this year and the victim was Muslim so how you deduce your conclusions must be through the prism of sticking a pair of scissors into your ear hole so far that it digs into your brain! She also said that we tend to equate white terror attacks to lone wolfs…well the guy behind the Finsbry Mosque and Tommy Mair had no known current connections to a wider network of extremists.So what the fuck else do you label them as in that case? Muslim terrorists on the other hand have nearly been part of a wider network.This isn`t a right wing conspiracy :It is fact.She said she felt angry about Finsbury Mosque but sad after the Manchester bombings.Just like Comrade Corbyn (Who she is a massive fan of shockingly) she only shows her disgust and emotion at terror attacks one the person is brown. Long is also going on about how she is newly single.Is it any wonder you were dumped though love?You look like a typical feminist gender studies tumblr retard who smells of b.o and cheap weed and that hasn`t used a comb since she was 6 years old.What pisses me off about her ilk and by that I mean Oxford-educated self-proclaimed comediennes who look like bull dykes/gender studies professors and momentum activists is this: They are so predictable it is spooky.Upon googling this cunt I found an article she did with the evening standard that started “Josie Long explains why she’s making a show about optimism after …” and without even opening it I guessed the next word was Brexit and yes it was.These people are so dense due to society dumbing down and not encouraging independent thought meaning that misfits try and join a counterculture by becoming part of the cultural mainstream of the last 40 years and they don`t even possess the analytical skill of self-awareness and reflection to realize the hilariously retarded contradiction that is their very existence!

I am not going to slag her off as a comedienne because I don`t recall seeing any of her material although I am sure I briefly have at some point watched a segment of her on Live at the Apollo then turned it over after losing the will to live.But typing in Josie Long is a cunt into google lead to a stream of reviews featuring the words Josie Long and Cunt so I think it is safe to say she is probably as funny as pancreatic cancer a slipped disk and alzheimers combined.

In short Josie Long is a cunt who needs to drink a wet glass of cement!

Nominated by Shaun

50 thoughts on “Josie Long

  1. Has anyone seen Suckdiq Khunt`s wriggling evasive lack of response to the prospect of banning Hezbollah flags.The slimy cunt clearly doesn`t give two fucks about protecting anyone other than his Muslim brothers and sisters.CUNT!

    • Superb cunting Shaun , yes your right this piece of shit is a prime example of all that is wrong with Britain.
      And now I’m hearing Corbyn will make an appearance at the annual gathering of Snowflakes Glastonbury.
      How dare that fuckin cunt show his weasel face there . Wait for the stupid cunts to get high and then start a riot.

      • I am guessing Corbyn is going to fill the position left by Rolf Harris as the doddery bearded old cunt who gets on stage and makes a tit out of himself at Glastonbury every year whilst mongy millenials wet their pants in excitement and strem it all on cuntbook or Twatter!Hope the cunt falls off the stage.Would make my year!

      • There is a Jezza chant catching on at Gladsto, Seven Nation Army by White Stripes. Thousands of millennial cunts pissed up on cheap cider and hippy crack, the futures bright, the futures a cunt.

      • The place has always been full of cunts. Back in the 80s and 90s it was tramps, druggies and thieving scousers. Then they put a proper fence around it, and it became the corporate friendly, snowflake festival.
        As for steptoe being there, hardly surprising. It’s full of the vacuous muppets who voted for him.

      • I like the White Stripes and I used to like that song but I’m just so fucking sick of hearing it being either chanted by mongs or played in the background at sporting events. They even had it on at the ODIs last week. If I was Jack White I’d be wanting my fucking bit, don’t you fucking worry.

      • I second your excellent cunting. Counterculture ? Cunterculture more like.

      • So Cunt Corbyn is making an appearance at Glastonbury?

        Yeah, I’ve got two words for that……

      • Going to look in the Exchange and Mart for a second hand B-52 with bombs… If I get one we’ll fly straight to ‘Glasto’….

  2. Fuckin celebrities and their opinions, why they don’t go enjoy their money and shut the fuck up, i know we live in the age of attention whores and cunts, but please can we go a week without one celebrity faking that she or he gives a shite?


    • This cunt doesn’t seem like a proper celebrity just another unfunny comedian by the looks of it Seems like Johnny Depp fits your description tho after he mused that an actor should kill the president. Of course he was referring to John Wilkes Booth Lincoln’s killer

      So far Madonna has called for the presidents death, Jim Carrey has dreamed to want to kill Trump, Will Smith implied that trump voters are racist and should be killed, Snoop Dogg, Kathy Griffin had that Photo Op that implied she wants Trump dead, Charlie Sheen and now Depp

      • I think now is an appropriate moment to say that Johnny Depp is the most over-rated actor of all time. Is there a single role he doesn’t play that doesn’t involve acting like a head trauma victim?

        And does Will Smith ever stop trying to foist that shitheel, fat tongued talentless son of his into every film that passes his way.

        As for Charlie Sheen, the only thing he ever did that I admire him for is Bree Olsen.

      • All afformentioned so called celebs are monumental cunts. Nuff said.

  3. Nicely cunted Shaun, now I know who this ugly muslim apologist feminist is, ironic all these feminist loving muslims have a burning hate for christianity but have no problems with islam? explain that one to me Antifa doesn’t seem to mind islam either funny that

    • They are more than welcome to fight this fully trained former soldier. The limp wristed cunts.

  4. She’s female and a comedian so she must be a cunt and I’d bet an unfunny cunt. The cunt.

  5. The purpose of a comedian is to make people laugh. I know that might sound a little simplistic but it is never the less true. If they do not make you laugh they are not a comedian.

    This cunt doesn’t do a comedy routine as much as gives a lecture telling the faithful what to think. And thereby lies the rub. The left are brainwashed into a set of pre-programmed responses to a variety of different topics. For example once you know their position on abortion you pretty much know exactly what their opinion on islamist terrorism will be, or immigration, or brexit, or the environment, or climate change or any number of different topics which have fuck all to do with abortion. These are not their own ideas, they have not studied the subject and come up with their own position on it. They have been spoon fed these ideas and never questioned them because to do so would make you racist, or sexist, or islamophobic, or homophobic or simply right wing.

    Another thing lefty cunts are very keen on is saying things like “As a woman I think so and so” or “As a person of colour, I think this that and the other” or “As a gender queer I don’t think at all”. All sure that the amount of melanin in your skin or the chromosomes you were born with are critical to the thought process. This is very very fuzzy thinking indeed. In fact, it isn’t thinking at all.

    • I suppose they see themselves as alternative comedians?? Alternative to funny ??

  6. The UK is a cunt,
    I cunted the UK a while ago but I feel a fresh cunting is urgently required for the following reasons:
    The country is full of foreign cunts, loads of Africunts and Eastern European cunts and a load of Arab type cunts who I don’t even know where the fuck they are from. I am a black and white cunt with English and Jamaican ancestry but all these cunts are turning me into a racist cunt, I despise the blackies and whities equally, the arrogant cunts. They prance around like it’s their country and they act like they own the place. Add the Somalian cunts who hang around the street all day every day and it adds up to a super sized piece of cunt.
    We get ripped off on everything, we pay tax on income, tax on fuel, tax on the necessities we need, and we get totally ripped off with the Gas and Electricity we use.
    Brexit will be a joke and anyone who thinks it’s going to be a hard Brexit is deluded.
    All the lefties, snowflakes etc are turning this country into a pc, can’t criticise anything, let’s welcome a population the size of Hull every year, hashtag cunt, protest about shit that does not concern you, land of cunts.
    As I get older I can see myself becoming a more bitter and resentful cunt but I don’t give a fuck.
    Also worthy of a mention is the thriving community of cunts who we all know about who have this minority of cunts who are out of control.
    Also the rich cunts who eat their rip off food and have dinner parties every other day and think by living in what was once a rough area makes them cool.
    I was born in the late 70s and life was so much simpler back then, you had white cunts, black cunts (mostly Caribbeans), and paki cunts, and Indian cunts.
    Now look at the pile of cunt this country has become.
    It’s a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, with an added piece of cunt.
    Immigration should have stopped in 1972 and that’s it. It can’t be right to have an area 90% full of one type of foreigner.
    The BBC which is a lefty broadcasting company pay ridiculous salaries to the likes of Jeremy Vine and Fiona Bruce without our agreement and send some cunt to your door if you dare to not pay the TV licence fee.
    We make fuck all anymore and give it 30-40 years and we will be getting foreign aid from India. By which time I’ll hopefully be on my yacht in the Carribean smoking a nice bit of Weed and drinking the finest Rum.

    • Everything you describe is down to a bunch of pre WW2 cunts in Germany called the Frankfurt School who developed Critical Theory. Basically critical theory is the doctrine of tearing down established cultural norms, societal structures, traditional values and proven institutions and replacing them with culturally Marxist and often foreign shite. A bit like tearing down St Paul’s cathedral and replacing it with a mud hut. Their descendants have infiltrated every meaningful position within academia, the media and politics, even the fucking CoE for fucks sake. So it doesn’t really matter who you vote for , you are going to get more or less the same shit sandwich. One side will give you ketchup and the other side will give you mayo but its the same old shit sandwich at the end of the day.

      You have the right idea, buy a boat and fuck off. Can I come?

      • Your welcome,
        The way this country is going living abroad seems a lot more appealing in the future. Hopefully in time the property business will expand in the UK and purchase more property here and I’ll then buy a nice house or two abroad and live off the rent the cunts pay in the UK.

      • Hell in a handcart BW, hell in a handcart – that’s where this cuntry is going, so many cunts…..

      • Walking back through town, past a gaggle of sand-monkeys, stood outside some filthy salmonella infested chicken house, gobbing on the floor, with their second hand BMWs blocking the entire pavement, talking in their moronic patwah, with not an ounce of consideration for my family trying to get by, sometimes makes me wonder how much longer I can stand this fucked up, diversity poisoned nation and what I would do if I had cancer and a fucking handgun.

      • The great legacy of 20 years ago. Those sand devils are truly an abysmal lot, filthy cunts!

      • The only thing keeping me in this country is my children and grandchildren. Both my sons have jobs where they could relocate abroad, I’ve told them to go it the opportunity comes. I’ve got a property abroad and when the time comes I’ll fuck off there. This country is a shit heap and. It’s only going to get worse.

      • I agree B&W cunt, I have already made the leap.

        The key to making it happen is cutting your expenses down to a minimum, how you might ask?

        Stop buying useless shit is the simple answer

        No-one needs a new car
        No-one needs takeaway food
        No-one needs to have a hefty commute
        Frankly, many people do not need a car at all given that over a working lifetime, for most people, a car will be their biggest expense.
        move closer to work and walk or bike
        choose a job that provides perks and benefits

        In essence make choices from a financial view rather than emotional.

        Stop spending on crap, live more frugally and save as hard as you can and spread the dosh among some ETF’s (Vanguard maybe). Be at a lifestyle were your needs are met, stop pursuing the consumerist dream resulting in debt and stress,

        Your property can earn you money twice, the rent and the income from the invested rent money.

        the maths of getting out are simple.

        Just my humble opinion though, you are free to do what you damn well please.

      • Nice one Dick Byrne, some wise advice there. Your right, chasing the consumer dream equals stress and unnecessary pressure heaped on yourself. Cars are one of the biggest cons as financing a car is literally renting as by the time you trade in or sell the damn thing you’ve lost a load of money and for what? Much better to buy an affordable car secondhand and let someone else lose ridiculous amounts of money after they bought the thing brand new.

      • I am pleased you replied, didn’t know how you would take it!

        Really it’s all about examining spending habits, for example;

        I am such a successful business person, in fact i’m successful business cuntersaurus RARRRR!

        Because of that I deserve to go out with Mrs and have a slap up meal every fortnight, lets say 20 times a year because of illness, falling out with said Mrs and the I deserve (the completely unnecessary) 4 grand two week all inclusive to a far flung luxury place so not at home).

        Anyway, the average bill is 50 quid each time (some meals posher than others, not taking into account cost of babysitters or taxis due to you having to eat something at home), that’s a grand a year, or a better way to look at it is that’s 10 grand every 10 years! For meals out FFS! What if you do that meal out thing every week! 20 fucking grand over 10 years….. Jesus fucking wept.

        Look at all your spending habits through the ten year cost lens and come to the conclusion that most things are simply not worth spending on.

        Oh yeah, you have also spunked 40 grand on pointless self indulgent holidays.

        I need to start a blog about this……

  7. This Josie Mong (any relation?) is about as funny as acid reflux….
    Bet she’s shacked up with a muzzie dyke and all…

    • A muzzie that drinks from the furry cup ???
      I thought those peaceful types took a dim view on that sort of behaviour.
      It will be 72 dildo’s when she gets to paradise and a jolly good fisting.

  8. British comedian = left wing commentator. All my stand up comedy heroes are American. There is no such thing as a right wing comedian in this country, simply because plod would be waiting stage left to drag you in for a hate crime.

    I used to enjoy Jim Jeffries, until he opened his stupid cunting mouth in defence of muslims and climbed all aboard the wacist bandwagon, destination leftard station. Hypocritical cunt, his abhorrent xenophobic ranting on stage after he got rightly twatted on stage by some pissed up (white) heckler would have had him arrested in an instant if it had been aimed at any other nation. I wish I could find that heckler so I could shake his hand.

    Jim Jeffries get ye into the hall of cunt.

    • Greatest standups have always been American… Hicks, Pryor, Rickles, Stanhope…

      • One that’s doing the rounds at the moment, on every show across all stations like a dog with fleas is Romesh Ranganathan. The indian Rolf Harris, always looking to play the race card and of course EU ABBC fucking cheerleader.

      • Ex maths teacher who got his break in telly when the BBC realised he had brown coloured skin and thought himself a comic.

        Ever since then he has been nothing more than token darkie for hire on shitheap left wing panel shows.

      • Bernard Manning would sort these fuckers out. No pc bollocks with Bernard, he didn’t give a shit.

    • I think it is fair to say Jim Davidson and Roy Chubby Brown are right wing comics.Definitely the last of a kind though.Jim Jeffries is a cunt who I used to love until he changed his views to align with the mainstream.Reminds me of when you are at a dinner party trading stories about senile relatives and you say my 96 year old great Aunt Phyllis is still sharp as a tack only for you to visit her the next day finding that she has tried to heat the kettle on the hob and has put all her dirty laundry in the oven.

  9. Excellent cunting Shaun by the way, love the drink glass of wet cement. I bet some dumb cunt has tried it.

  10. Women shouldn’t attempt comedy. It’s only a very rare one who is funny,and they probably have their lines written by a man. Either that or they are butch lezzas who wish they had a dick.

  11. Never heard of this bitch but Wiki tells me she attended Newstead Wood School for Girls in Orpington, the number 1 grammar school in Kent and one I know well. (Don’t ask cunts)
    Every morning Yummy Mummys drive their 4x4s from all over Kent to drop their gels at Newstead. You don’t just have to pass the 11+ to get in…you have to be seriously fucking posh. It’s basically a posh private school paid for by the taxpayer. Lovely Jubbly!
    Sorry, I don’t need some posh bitch lecturing me about inequality, discrimination, poverty and injusice. I have first hand experience of all that shit and there’s nothing funny about it. Fuck off posh cunt.

  12. Typical leftie. Does she demonstrate against the rights of muslim women in Saudi? Gaza? FGM? no. She is a SJW fucktard. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE YOU SNOWFLAKE.

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