This one looks like piss take but seemingly is true:

”Oxford University students fear freshers’ fair stalls may be too triggering for some”

”Oxford University’s student union has said it will place “trigger warnings” on freshers’ fair stalls which students could find distressing.”

Fair stalls? Distressing?

Apparently an Anti Abortion stall can make them go all vapoured and unnecessary. Likewise some fucker wearing a blue rosette. There will be recovery spaces for those affected.

”In a message posted on social media, the student union said it was not able to ban any society from having a stall at the fair because of UK freedom of speech legislation.”

Were it not for these Nazi free speech rules the students Union would only allow favoured causes – Trannies, oppressed blacks, muslim clerics, vegans and artisan quinoa sandwich stalls.

Oxford is supposed to take the cleverest students. And turn them into cissified halfwits.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Why are there so many in my house?

BBC News Link

This explains it. So that’s OK then.
I hate them, all those legs.
Not only spiders, but I’ve had loads of horrible little flies, fruit flies I think, buzzing round me of an evening.
And don’t get me started on moths.
At least there hasn’t been loads of wasps, touch wood.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

A letter in this morning’s Telegraph from Richard Thorp (Director, High Speed Rail Group), insisted that the project should continue without any further delays, protests, squabbles or criticism from the general public and vested interests.

Quote “The reality is that HS2 has passed the point of no return. The debate now needs to be about making sure it delivers growth, as well as the urgent need to decarbonise transport. No more time and energy should be wasted on squabbling about whether a project deep into construction should be happening.”

He was very careful not to mention the escalating budget for this massive of white elephants – current estimates suggest anything between £140bn to £170bn and the clock is still ticking.

He also forgot to mention that the entire project would be underwritten by the government. And for government read Taxpayer. This means that the maintenance, repairs, future extensions & expansions etc will also be funded by the Taxpayer.

Which begs the question of where are the train operators in all of this?

As we saw with the privatisation of the railways back in the day, these operators waded in on the understanding that if they made a loss the Taxpayer will bail them out with subsidies. But when they were in profit the Taxpayer saw little or no dividend from it.

And so to with HS2. The Taxpayer pays for it, private operators take over on the same understanding that they will never end up in debt. No risk to them: shitloads of risk to the Taxpayer.

Moreover, as we saw during the 2 year pandemic vast numbers of former train commuters are now resorting to video conferencing either from their homes or offices. No more need to trek 200 miles on the train for a 1 hour business meeting.

And let’s not forget the power of the rail unions, who are currently making life extremely difficult for commuters with their strike action for more pay and better conditions – probably all funded by the Taxpayer.

Thorp is a deluded cunt, who cares little for the old concept of “value for money” for the hard pressed Taxpayer. All he wants is to see are nice profits, dividends and bonuses courtesy most likely from commuters and Taxpayers whether the latter use the trains or not.

Hs2facts News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

As ever Admin my dismal IT skills prevent me providing a link but on my return from a splendid autumnal ride on my motorcycle I found Lady Guzzi laughing out loud at a story on the Apple News website.

Mark Lloyd CBE of the Local Government Association has banned a whole range of words which he finds to be inappropriate and unacceptable.’ Mum’ and ‘Dad’ feature in this list; the correct term is ‘Birthing Parent’.

One only has to think about this for a couple of seconds to realise that an adopted child will be stigmatised by their peers by being unable to use this term. Even worse will be the child who is a test tube baby due to the husband of his female birthing partner being infertile.

I would ask the more erudite members of IsAC to offer their solutions to this seemingly intractable situation.
(I’m sure the cunters could come up with some alternative interpretations of CBE – NA)

Birmingham Mail Link. (Link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble)

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

I sort of second this nom but far from me putting a dampener on a richly deserved cunting this middle class, massively over remunerated twerp actually hasn’t banned any words or phrases.

However the expert Non Job Shit Cunt has produced at I’m guessing massive expense a document which issues ‘advice’ to Councils on how the use of language in a dynamic society could leave the terminally offended, offended.

However this pencil necked no mark hand ringing nimby shit cunt deserves a cunting firstly for stealing my oxygen and secondly for being so self important that he has no shame or self awareness that he thinks can produce a ‘guide’ (which will become gospel) to tell the rest of us how to speak.

And without any hint of Irony.

There’s been many attempts at this type of ‘policy’, I think a chap called Adolf once tried it and that didn’t end well but it’s ok because he was a fascist.

Wilfred Emmanuel Jones – a black farmer ‘fighting to change the white face of agriculture’

Another ‘poor me’ self-pitying, race baiting piece of drivel, where it’s alleged that black people are somehow barred from living in the countryside.
His cuntery is adequately described in the article, enjoy.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: mystic maven