Lizzo [4]


Not only is she a fat revolting sight with all the grace of a heifer stuck in the mud, the voice of failed x factor cunt and the dress sense of a bag of chips, it turns out that she is allegedly a fucking sexual deviant.

It as been reported that amongst other things she been telling/urging some of her dancers to eat bananas out out each others cunts. Allegedly. Twatter was trending Yesterday this giant hippo like turd predilections for fanny flavoured fruit.

Some of her dancers have now started to complain, big style, who could blame them ? she is about as sexy as a dog turd.

Grauniad Link.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

Andrew Mitchell

 
I would like to cunt Andrew Mitchell and a report that was ‘leaked’ which complains that ‘thousands of African women will die due to poor care in pregnancy and inability to obtain safe abortions’. Apparently, this is all due cuts in the U.K. foreign aid budget. Well, this is not true as it is how the budget is being spent; more money is being used to ensure that this country remains the number one goal for the rubber boat gang.

As someone who had to spent over £2,000 on private dental treatment last due to a complete absence of NHS dentistry in Cornwall, I must state I could not give a flying fuck about this situation. Perhaps the illegal cunts who are living in the lap of luxury at the expense of the U.K. taxpayers will feel guilty about the women in Africa dying in childbirth due to their greed.
Nope ,they couldn’t give a monkeys and nor do I.

As ever , thanks to the cunter who trails the BBC News Website and posts it for me.

Bbc news

Nominated by Guzzigu, link by Geordie Twatt.

The Taliban


The mad mullahs of the Taliban in Afghanistan last week decided that music “causes moral corruption” and had a massive bonfire in which they burned a load of instruments.

Maybe they meant seeing that fat q*eer Sam Smith dressed as the devil in nipple tassels and a thong? Or maybe some of their fellow martyrs were traumatized by Cliffs ‘Congratulations’ being played on a loop in Gitmo for days on end. An official from the Vice and Virtue Ministry added that playing music would “cause the youth to go astray”. A family outing to a public hanging and a few amputations will straighten out the wayward youth of Afghanistan from the deviant influences of the white devils.

Many musicians have apparently fled since the Taliban retook the country in 2021 and I wonder where they are all heading? Amongst the Sudanese engineers and Syrian scientists we may also be enriched with Afghani musicians.

Maybe they will get a gig on Britain’s Got Talent?

The Rolling Heads and Pan’s Peacefuls….its a yes from Simon and Amanda.

Bbc news

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Catherine Tyldesley


I would like to nominate this freeloading lovvie cunt for a Oscar worthy cunting.
Apparently her influencer shitehawk asked some baker to make a three tiered cake for the nominated cunt, plus a smaller one for hubby whose birthday is the same day as the (non event).

They also wanted another 40 cup cakes as well, all for nothing but would be repaid in whatever the influencers thought up.

Hopefully the baker told them to do one. Influencers scum of the earth. Catherine Tyldesley, fucking supreme scrounging cunt.

Daily Fail

Nominated by CuntyMort.

The ‘Whatever’ Podcast


A fat titted with side-boob cunting for the awful Whatever pod cast.

Apparently it is about relationships between the sexes. To me it looks and sounds like bickering between Jesus freaks, pick-up artists and trad wives on one side, and onlyflange girls and instagurners on the other.

The media pushers of victimhood say this sort of shite is ‘problematic’ and makes women look dumb. I’m afraid these creatures are probably already beyond dumb. This podcsst makes them look dumber, but also very shallow, materialistic and deluded as well as insecure.

However, on the other side you get some quite vile blokes, fat hypocrites whose reasoning extends to ‘it’s okay for me because I’m a man’. The worst of the Red Pill fraternity, such as nutbar/rational thinker Rollo Tommassi, the closeted Tate worshippers with their homo star signs such as Sigma, beta, alpha.
Some are so egregious they wear baseball caps back-to-front, on camera. If one of these cunts walked into an English pub, he’d get battered, having left his glock at his flat pack house in Cleveland, Cincinatti or other Ohio toilet.

Overall this podcast sits in the nexus of the internet’s gutter culture, along with Onlyfans and Tik Tok narcissists.

The linked article from Unherd likens this grotesque circus to Jerry Springer. I say it is the gormless zoomer version of that other freak show, Big Brother.

It has a large following , given it is only a podcast and youtube channel, I can only guess at how vapid the minds that tune in for insights and drama must be. They might make viewers of Strictly look like von Neumann or Turing.

If i had my way, i’d relocate the studio to the Woomera test range in Aus’ and drop a fucking neutron bomb on the lot of them.

https://unherd.com/thepost/does-the-whatever-podcast-make-women-look-stupid/

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime