Andy Burnham (11)

is to embark on cost of living tour through the UK and it’s a cunt.

Why?? And will he be giving out money?

What a posturing wanker the ‘king of the North’ has turned out to be. Add this to his (all unfunded) proclamations on costs and help and we seem to have a bigger tosser tham Kweer.
Estimates as high as 100 billion have been projected on his proposals to re-industrialise Britain and take utilities into public ownership.
Perhaps he will impose a tax on benefits? Say 20% rising to 90% for those with mental elf issues or letters – ADHD, OCD etc. Add those ‘on the spectrum’ as it were, and perhaps a money tree can be found.
Warra Scouse cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntsatble Cuntbubble.

With a second helping of rant provided by Unkle Terry:

Burnham’s and his struggle with prison capacity is a cunt.

“Andy Burnham says he’s “increasingly confident” that the early release of PC Andrew Harper’s killers can be stopped by plans to free up prison spaces

This includes looking at quicker deportation of foreign prisoners and using the female prison estate for male offenders, the PM says in a lengthy statement

Earlier, Harper’s mother, Debbie Adlam, told the BBC she was in “turmoil” following conflicting reports about whether two of her son’s killers would be released from prison early”..

In a more straightforward country,perhaps Britain of a century ago,such matters would be dealt with quickly and efficiently..

By making trash such as those who drag people behind their getaway vehicle dead,hanging a popular choice I imagine.

Other top tips might include making members of rapê gangs,terrorists etc dead as well.

There’s plenty of room in prisons,but it requires some tidying up by policies of iron,not soppy handwringing lawfare.

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81 thoughts on “Andy Burnham (11)

  1. I can’t wait for a backlash.

    The scouse cunt wants to be popular.
    while releasing prisoners
    spreading immigrants all over the country and continuing with digging up farmland.

    sooner rather than later there’s going to be a scandal where his popularity will go the way of Keith starmers.

    and he’ll be devastated 😃

    hope he tops himself .

  2. Marxist running dog. Sorry about this cunters, I can’t seem to get beyond the level of straightforward abuse where this cunt is concerned.

  3. Parliament is about to reconvene, so we can only hope that he is held under close scrutiny by the opposition.
    He’s had it easy over the summer.
    Touring the nation spouting bollocks that is then gleefully parroted by his buddies at the BBC and elsewhere, without challenge.
    Having said that, he’ll probably get a harder time from his own backbenchers, who will force him to fold like a pack of cards at the slightest provocation.
    Just like his predecessor.
    To quote an old chestnut. He’ll be in office, but not in power.

    • The know nothing cunt will soon make himself look like the chancer he is when faced with questions.
      If he isn’t already, he will be the laughing stock.

  4. If he survives long enough to impose his ‘mansion tax’ for properties nominally worth over £2 million (the value of which will doubtless be plumped up by HMRC “inspectors”), how long will it be before it’s £1m then £500k, then any house (except for HOA’s housing immigrants)?

  5. Call it gallows humour if you like, but I’m rather looking forward to the budget. Particularly how Nosferatu will explain why he isn’t putting up defence spending to 3% of GDP when he resigned for the very same thing.

    R Andy?
    An empty vessel. All piss and wind.

    • He’ll think of something, Geordie.
      He’s had long enough.
      I reckon he cooked up his resignation with Andy in the first place, with a promise of the chancellorship if he got in.
      A bit of a risk back then, but he’s got the keys to his little castle now.
      Job done.
      And besides. He can say whatever he likes.
      It’s not like the BBC are going to tear him, apart is it?

  6. There’s a rumour going around that he’s minded to call an October election.
    That’s a scary thought, because I reckon he’d win.
    The electorate in this country are simply too thick and the past couple of years will be simply forgotten.
    Mind you. How the fuck you can call an election in October, a month before your first budget, beggars belief.
    But that’s democracy for you.

    • Badenoch ought to’ve jumped to Restore last year and I might’ve considered voting for them.
      I like the cut of her jib.
      Or should that be ‘jig’?!
      What a sad state of affairs when a Robertson’s speaks more sense than our white traitors.

      • Shes full of shite Thomas.
        wasn’t saying anything when in power with the tories.

        Then she was all Net Zero and multiculturalism.

        never trust a cannibal

  7. Hopefully his one of the lads trope gets seen for what it is a pathetic attempt at being just one of ‘yous’ der lah hey nos wot I meeen…’avin a jar down da pub wid da lads and a game of doms before de match at der toffees’….get fucked clefty you ain’t nothing but a 🍾 socialist with your so called casual attire and social meeja ticky tocky 🐂💩… hopefully a winter of discontent is brewing ho ho 🖕

    • You can still see the creases in his straight out of the packet jogging and casual wear.
      And I bet he feels sick and has to lie down after a pint and a half.
      The fake cunt.

  8. Trans sue perkins could help with the cost of living, by locking himself and his party in number 10 North and turning on the gas..

  9. I fail to see the appeal of Burnham, they say he is a great communicator, well I am still waiting for the that one. His delivery is poor, a micro pause between words when there shouldn’t be one, he has zero charisma (I still can’t see the media hype around Dave Paulden either), he is fucking bland in my opinion.
    If he is the best labour can offer we are fucked, the only positive in his favour, he isn’t Angela Rayner.

    It doesn’t surprise me that he got the job, he is from up North, which would appear to be the only actual qualification that was needed.

    Kunt of the North, couldn’t even make a fist out of stacking bread on supermarket shelves 😂

  10. Cunters are right. Burnham just wants to be liked.

    Well I have some bad news for him, he has got all of the same problems as Starmer, welfare, defence, the economy, immigration and his backbenchers rebelling over any hint of reform. This blokish pub chat shit is nauseating too, people want someone who knows how to make their lives better, not some cunt talking about his favourite bar snacks.

    Kemi Bendycock hasn’t even started barking at him from the dispatch box yet either.

  11. He looks like a knee-grow hired assassin has thrown acid in his face.

    He talks like secondary school science teacher having a stroke.

    An empty vessel and first rate cunt.

    Modern Britain’s perfect PM.

    Oven.

  12. Andy will quickly realise that he had more power as Manchester mayor than he does now.
    Long gone are the days of him clicking his fingers and the buses getting a makeover.
    Now, he’ll find his commands being met by the frosty response of either his own party or obstinate civil servants.
    All the fake jogging and lurking in pubs will count for nothing if he tries anything the far left, or the equally lefty civil service, don’t like.
    He’ll end up fucked, just like the last one.
    Only problem is, we have no choice but to go along for the ride.

  13. If Burnham thinks he has brought some time with stopping prisoners convicted of manslaughter being released including the killers of PC Andrew Harper he is deluded. The public will still be rightly sick of seeing these criminal arseholes hugging relatives and high fiving each other outside of prisons for the cameras regardless of their crimes.

    In the same article they had a bit about these indefinite sentences or IPP’s. Some bloke was still inside after 20y for nicking a laptop. Fuck him! You have to think about all the shit they have probably gotten away with or giving some pathetic slap on the wrist.

  14. Even a workaholic like Andy needs a break now and again.
    PM for 2 weeks then went on holiday.

    After a hard day’s graft at No 10 North (No 10 Gasworks Lane, Oldham) chairing a 30 minute Cobra meeting, Andy washes in the tin bath in front of the coal fire as wife Nora scrubs his back. Our favourite Northern lad then likes nothing better than to take the ferrets for a walk over the asbestos tip in his string vest. Finally it’s back to their 2Up 2Down for a mutton hotpot.

    Good on yer Andy.
    You make a nice change from the usual Old Etonian tosspot PM.

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  15. Tatlock: ,”Hi! 👋
    my names Andy!”

    mnc “oh”

    ” I like football,
    its great .
    do you like football?”

    mnc “no”
    ” l like beer as well,
    I’m a right lad me,
    love my beer,
    do you like beer?”

    mnc ” I like a QUIET beer.
    undisturbed. ”

    Tatlock ” how about music ?
    do you like music?
    I like the smiths me.
    do you like the smiths?”

    mnc ” no”
    I dont like anything.”

    Tatlock ” hey we could be friends!
    weve got loads in common. ”

    mnc ” I’m a neonazi.”.

    Tatlock “bye”.

  16. This is complete evidence that voting is a waste of time. After all Labour have done in ruining the country, all they had to do was replace surkweer with a carbon copy and all the idiots like them again. Heck, all the ‘never trust a tory again’ brigade all support a gap-toothed anchor baby bantu now.

    Even if she’s sincere it won’t change a thing; as long as the percentage of white British population goes down, the country will continue to descend into third world status.

  17. Can’t see burn’em lasting the whole day. Then I’d like to mention, that for sometime I’ve noticed there might be some Patrick Campbell’s on here, or could it be the use of the mobile phone that’s given me the thought. It reminds me of the way Patrick used to be able to control his stutter, by using long pauses. It would infuriate me at times, like it similarly does on here.

  18. Cost of living tour?
    Stop taxing me to pay for immigrants and idle bastards, and I won’t have to worry about the cost of living.

    • Exactly.
      And he didn’t need to tour anywhere, other than a quick visit to the offices of Ofgem to tell them they’re all sacked.
      He could then get on the phone to every energy providers chief exec to tell them to price competitively or fuck off.
      That might help with the cost of living.
      It’s not a fucking mystery, is it?

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