You burned that loaf, luv.

Do they exist? When I fulfilled the future Mrs. Polly´s dream and agreed to marry her it looked as if I was facing a lifetime of non-stop nymphomania combined with her darning my socks, agreeing slavishly with my opinions on everything from global warming to the quality of Hunter Biden´s “art” and the meaning of life.

BTW – and an important BTW – I didn´t actually propose to her. If you´ve read the H. G. Wells novel “The History of Mr Polly” – hence my nom name – you will see why I have become his clone. He was ambushed in a similar way and basically walked into the prison cell of his own making.

The future Mrs. P. had been harping on about matrimony for a while as she taught me – a native of Glasgow where most men would rather have a fish supper than face the sexual demands of our hatchet-faced women – things I had never imagined.

So that fateful, night after the second bottle of wine in a restaurant in the Italian-speaking region of Switzerland, where we were at the time, was the clincher. We went back to our hotel and had the most amazing session.

I still remember as it was the last time we had sex apart from the wedding night where I had to present the blooded sheets to her parents the following morning.

Nominated by the presumably now single – Mr Polly 

I just like Lethal Weapon 2.

My cunting is partly a personal one, not long after escaping back to Blighty, I was in the local town parked in the bays outside the local Court (those of you who know Pembrokeshire will know where I mean).

I was stood next to the car, when the traffic warden started hanging around, I said to her in my broad Rhodesian accent “my dear traffic warden, I’m legally parked so you can’t even give me a parking ticket”

I reference to Joss Ackland’s character off Lethal Weapon 2, she giggled and moved on realising I was having a laugh, then it dawned on me, she thought I was actually a “seff effrican”, she has obviously been fed that all white African’s are some sort of evil people who hate blacks, she probably sings along to Spitting Image’s song “I’ve never met a nice South African”.

This stereotype has followed me around like flies around a cows arse for years, I was called a Näzi once by a lefty shop keeper in town, and you know what I’m fucking sick of it, until you’ve lived in a country where whites are outnumbered 150 to 1, you don’t realise quite what it’s like

I don’t hate black people and if I did I wouldn’t have lasted very long after 1980 living in Rhodesia, I’m not South African, so stop lumping me in with them, you ignorant cunts!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

She could be yours as long as your savings are less than £16,000.

Lazy,stupid, ugly Munters are Cunts.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1458971/Family-council-house-waiting-list-Chelmsley-Wood-West-Midlands

Here she is.typical of her type…. a brood of “on the spectrum” feral rat-brats, a “gimme,gimme,gimme” attitude,a “partner” with an ability to shoot his crack-addled spunk up the most revolting of slack meat-holes….and,of course, a demand that taxpayers foot the bill for her slovenly lifestyle.

Put the bitch, her benefit-sponging brood and her sperm-donor man
out on the street and demolish the house for fear that she overcomes her upset,moves back in and drops another whelp out of her slack clacker as she bolts to fill in the latest claim form.

Nominated by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Poor thing, get a tattoo of a crutch on the other leg.

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of being educated by the brave Raheem Sterling, during the ‘build up’ for yesterday’s Euro Quarter Final between the Czech Republic and Denmark.

Well, I say ‘build up’ to the game in the loosest possible way. It was really 30 minutes of being lectured to, by a brave and oppressed 350 grand a week football player. It would’ve been nice to have, oh I dunno, pundits on talking about potential tactics while highlighting strengths and weaknesses of both teams. It was the pre game build up ffs.

Much easier for them to sit around moaning about honkies instead though, right?

He was asked if he felt things (regarding racism) had changed for the better. He looked like Rick Waller had just farted in his face and said ‘Not really’. More needs to be done apparently? He brought up the Chelsea incident. The fan was banned for life, despite the CPS deciding no charges were necessary.

He doesn’t say what this ‘more needs to be done’ is, of course. The team is kneeling for BLM (because that IS the fucking reason they do it) for every game, but that isn’t enough. The entire ITV panel for that game was black too. Not enough.

Maybe all us honkies should all just fucking top ourselves eh? Will that be enough?

Well sorry, we’ve done more than enough. It’s about time certain communities took some responsibility for what goes on within them. How about that for once? This is the least racist country on Earth. I wasn’t a racist, but I’m fucking becoming one now, thanks to bollocks like this.

The panel were more interested in race baiting than being football pundits. Just easier to blame the honky. Oh and straight after his lecture I didn’t miss the fact that an advert with him in it was shown. They’d changed the narration to something like ‘When people are looking up to you and what you have to say’ as he hugged a black kid.

Ker fucking ching, eh?

Let’s do more…for his and other race baiters’ growing bank balances. It’d be racist not to.

Sterling and Racist Abuse

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

…and this from Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Apologies for another football related nomination, but this issue is really doing my head in.
Post match accusations of racism are a cunt. The shenanigans after England’s penalty defeat are nothing new. This happens on an almost weekly basis whenever some of our more overhyped players have a shit game (again). Now we even have an England player accusing the (Indian) Home Secretary of not giving a shit about racism in order to provoke another diversion. The cynic in me thinks this is a convenient smokescreen to divert attention and make the public feel bad about themselves, rather than the result. Obviously when white players miss penalties, play shit or get sent off in pivotal matches, they don’t have a bad word said against them. Just ask a certain Mr Beckham and his family.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57778668

And also this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The fucking morons racially abusing England players.

There are many reasons to abuse cunts like St Marcus and ‘penalty chicken’ Stirling. Indeed footballers in general But colour isnt one of them.

All these fucking morons achieve is to justify knee taking and make our country seem institutionally and structurally racist. Which it aint. A fucking gift to the identity and victim politics of the left, which detracts from real problems – corruption, chumocracies of both left and right and inequalities which affect all.

Stupid neanderthal fucking knuckle draggers.

A link just in case anyone missed it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57800431

Tedi Fanta…”who you may ask”?
If the pixelated out photos on the news reports are to go by, he is another stabby Black cunt of no fixed abode but apparently from from Swansea.

The cunt has been arrested on suspicion on stabbing a 60 year old man by Oxford circus yesterday.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57705785

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/swansea-man-charged-with-murder-of-60-year-old-in-oxford-circus/110028

Another example were the criminals colour is withheld from the report which I am certain if it had been a B lack man stabbed it would have been full of was this a racist attack.

Any how Tedi Fanta you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt