Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

New Years Eve Pub Invaders

Posted on by

carousel_272

I’d like to cunt all those fucking cunts that suddenly feel the need to invade your local pub every fucking new years fucking eve.

You know the cunts, they’re the ones you don’t know or don’t even see all year until they show up on new years eve like a bad fart and all of a sudden know you like Adam and want to shake your hand after a couple of fucking babyshams and then think they’re your bessy mate for life!!! But then you don’t see the cunts ’til next new year and its the same fucking shit all over again.

Cunts the fucking lot of em !!!!

Nominated by: Captain Cunteye

Natalie McGarry MP

Posted on by

yc0470pgxq1735hm44ethmrckndz2g

Natalie McGarry MP is a cunt. The rancid munter has allegedly nicked £30,000 from ‘Women for Independence’.

‘Women for Independence’ is a bunch of sour-faced Scottish bitches with fannies smelling of potted meat and dog dicks. The tards put Natalie McGarry in charge of their money (that they were hoping to use for an all-inclusive 2-week holiday to a donkey sanctuary – after losing the scotch Independence vote because they spent no money on the ‘YES’ campaign).

One glance at Natalie McGarry is enough to know her. Even Rain Man would see she is a dead-eyed unscrupulous kleptopath with no conscience.

Everyone who has been to school, college, or university, will know there was a dark smelly corner where fat ugly girls and strange iniquitous creepy deformed boys, destined by nepotism (not merit or vocation) for the public sector or politics, congregated to hone their malicious intentions to do harm, and plan grand theft from the poor.

The cunt Natalie McGarry will probably get away with it and have another 50 years in politics and/or the public sector to satiate her sick need to destroy people’s lives, and will maybe get away with thieving £millions more from the poor.

I hate soulless cunts like Natalie McGarry.

Nominated by: Peter Pee

Dead Pool [30]

Posted on by

pavel-201x300

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his second Dead Pool title by bagging former Newcastle goalie Pavel Srnicek. Well done, Debo and thanks for educating us ignorant bastards here at ISAC as to who the hell the bloke was! We’d never heard of him…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 30. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Cunt of the Year 2015

Posted on by

Diane-Abbott-Quotes-5 copy

Well the votes are in and the panel of adjudicators has carefully considered all the candidates for the prestigious title of “Cunt of the Year 2015”.

It was a close run thing and we were tempted to award the title to Islam after adding together all the votes for the religion, jihadists, Islamic State leaders and extremists but we thought that would be unfair because if we did that, then the title would have gone to the Conservative Party. Interestingly, however, David Cameron did not receive a single vote!

The Royal cunt was Prince Charles. Entertainment went unsurprisingly to Bono. Special mention must be made for Chris Spivey who was disqualified for only pretending to be a cunt and for ‘too much effort’.

In fact the title was a dead heat between Dianne Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn who received equal votes. In the end we decided that Abbott should get the award as the real cunts were the people who voted for Corbyn rather than the man himself…

So congratulations to Dianne Abbott who receives the award of a bar of COTY soap which, if the rumours are to be believed, she is desperately in need of.

Chinese tourists

Posted on by

chinese-kingston-media-tour-town-crier1

Chinese tourists are total cunts.

Over the last month or two I have been working in the west end and have been exposed to these irritating short arse twats.

I never really noticed them until a couple of run ins involving queues and queuing etiquette.

The first encounter came when I was topping up my Oyster card at the underground station. For those unfamiliar with the system, you put your card on the machine reader, decide how much you want to top up with, stick your bank card in, key the code and then put the Oyster card on the reader again and its job done.

On this occasion this is not the way it went down at all.

I rock up to the machine, put my card on the reader, select £20 worth of top up and go to stick my bank card in the slot.
No sooner than my back is turned from the main screen, some little slanty eyed fuckwit slips in behind me and starts pressing the buttons, cancelling my purchase, seemingly oblivious to the concept of other peoples personal space and bank card security.

I turn and face the cunt and start the process again, this time with a look of grim determination. Just as I am about to stick in my bank card the twat does the same thing again. Now I am getting pissed off, I body barge the rice bowl out of my personal space a couple of steps backwards, slap the Oyster card on the reader, select £20, turn to put my bank card in the slot and there is a mini chink fucking about with the buttons on the card payment machine. A swift shove with my hip sees it off out of the way and I complete my purchase……..totally forgetting to get a receipt. Thats me £20 down on my expenses. Cunts!!!

The second run in came in the Barbour shop on Regent street.
I only went in to get the wife a birthday present and nearly started a full scale riot.

Having found what I wanted in the shop, I went looking for a sales girl to get it in the right size, problem is an entire coach load of chinks had already cornered her and were busily buying up pretty much everything in the shop, while sending her back and forth to check on what colours were left in the store room via a translator.

On her way into the store room I asked if she had the wife’s present in a size 10. Two minutes later she emerges with the right size and I make my way to the till to pay.
Till staff fold the garment stick it in a bag and ring up the price. Just as I go to stick my credit card in the machine, some fucking rice bowl shoves my bag out of the way, dumps about 20 items on the counter and gets between me and the card machine.
This time it isn’t a gentle body check to back the cunt off, it’s a full scale shove which sends the ignorant cunt 6 feet backwards into the rest of his party. Much howling and gnashing of teeth follows from the chink contingent as I have just shoved their grand poobah accross the floor. Furthermore, it looks like he wants a row.
Luckily for the little cunt, the security guard steps in front of me as I was about to swing for it.
I am invited to pay for the wife’s present and then kindly leave the premises….or do we have to call the police?

If you want to come to my country, please observe our love of queuing, our cherished personal space and my particular abilty to go from 0 to raging fucking psycho in about two seconds flat.

You will live longer that way you ignorant chinky fuckface cunts!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

The chinks are infamous around the world for their lack of respect and manners. One of my American cousins experienced something similar to your Barbour experience, although we were in Harrods at the time. That one ended with the Chink being punched in the face. No decent person walks up to a counter, when they can clearly see that someone is already being served, and demands to be served first. I’m surprised my cousin wasn’t arrested to be honest, but the Harrods staff were surprisingly sympathetic.

If the arrogant, dog eating cunts can’t behave in a civilised manner, they should fucking well stay in China. Russian tourists aren’t much better. They seem to think they’re superior to everyone else. Anyone noticed how Russian men seem to be the ugliest fuckers on the face of the Earth?

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw