Dead Pool [30]


* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his second Dead Pool title by bagging former Newcastle goalie Pavel Srnicek. Well done, Debo and thanks for educating us ignorant bastards here at ISAC as to who the hell the bloke was! We’d never heard of him…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 30. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

244 thoughts on “Dead Pool [30]

  1. Dead cunt recap dan hicks jazz musician, Edgar Mitchell apollo 14 astronaut(we ought to cunt more astronauts and jazzies to broaden are cunting horizons), playboy katie may, Dave Mirra BMX biker, and Raphael Schumacher italian actor brain dead from stage hanging.

  2. Suddenly the news is full orf the demise in a car crash orf some young indie cunt band name orf Viola Beach. Never heard orf the cunts so not in with a chance or bagging ’em. Viola Beach? Who the fuck were they?

    • Never heard of them either… They were probably awful, as ‘indie’ is a term usually associated with generic acts who are crap… No doubt there will be tons of griefjacking by the Twittermongs and Facebook Fuckwits.. With a load of bullshit about how a ‘great talent’ was lost and how Viagra Beach or whatever they were called will be seen as ‘one of the great lost bands’…
      The online griefmonkeys will have a ball with this… Nobody knew who they were yesterday… But now we will get social media retards comparing them to Ian Curtis, Syd Barrett, Jimi Hendrix etc….

      • You are right. The BBC are having Saville type orgasms as we speak with presenters old enough to know better tossing orn about “a light that has gone out” ect ect spew ect. Standard practice for deceased unrecognised indie musos is to inscribe upon their tombstones “Known unto God”.

      • Indeed, Sir… OK, we all expected eulogies and tributes to Bowie, but at least he kind of earned them… But these BBC knobrashes will push the boat out for any fucker…. Same goes for those cunts who write shite like the NME and MOJO… These are the sort of cunts who fawn and pay tribute to twats like Sid Vicious and Lou Reed and kiss the arses of talentless cunts like Yoko Ono and that Nazi cunt, Siouxsie Sioux…….

        The cunts will go into tribute bullshit overdrive when that slagbag, Courtney Love, snuffs it… Which will be soon, I hope….

      • “Courtney Love, snuffs it… Which will be soon, I hope….” I hope so too! I can’t believe she is considered a musician. My farts make better music then her. Even Kurt cocaine could crap out a decent song here and there. Hopefully some obsessed kurt cobain fan will take revenge by killing her

  3. What the fuck? I should coco. Not having any grunge cunt shite indie band on my manor. Viola Beach? Never heard of the cunts.

  4. Anyone have Boutros Boutros Ghali?

    Would have thought he’d have been a dead cert (pardon the pun) for the Pool…?

    • Anybody with reduplicated names are definitely cunts. The fact he was Secretary-General for the worlds biggest propaganda machine just proves what a bellend he is .

    • Not in this Pool –
      Mummy Bear had Harper Lee in Pool 29, Debo in Pool 27 and me in Pool 26

      I thought for a moment there it was me, but the euphoria soon faded! Another chance missed.
      So we soldier on…

      • Funny old world. Me old late mate Bill Ash (thanks for facilitating me to win that pool Bill) was in the Civil Rights Movement and knew Harper for a while. Apparently made a mean mint julep. Could not stand Malcolm X though. Coretta King was a sweetheart. Martin Luther rather fancied himself. By the way when Thomas Hagen was arrested for the murder orf Malcolm he was asked how he knew where to shoot. He replied “Simple. X marked the spot”.

      • Harper Lee is a feminist whore & cuckold cunt her misson with her shite book was to make white people evil and that rapist black people are incapable of sin. What a fucking stupid book about white guilt and magic bongo bongo african americans. Marxism and propaganda at its best. Rest in Piss you slag

  5. Get him nominated:

    Paul Daniels with incurable brain tumour, can’t be that big then.

    We’re going to like this

    Quite a lot

  6. I had an aunt who thought PD was “really clever”…
    Piece of piss, really… all she ever had to do was ask, and I’d gladly have done my “Sawing the demented old bitch in half” trick: large hole in the garden, old Y-fronts to muffle the screams, chainsaw, plastic sheet over the carpet, shovel, wait until the neighbours are out and it’s dark…

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