Dead Pool [30]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his second Dead Pool title by bagging former Newcastle goalie Pavel Srnicek. Well done, Debo and thanks for educating us ignorant bastards here at ISAC as to who the hell the bloke was! We’d never heard of him…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 30. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

244 thoughts on “Dead Pool [30]”

  1. I presume we missed Natalie Cole (who had the misfortune to look the dead spit orf her daddy Nat). Could sing well too but not quite with the magic of her dad.

    • Yep she’s dead the poor cunt was a heroin and crack head guess no one bagged her also Jason Wingreen who voiced the bounty hunter boba fett from star wars is dead too.

      • Trapper from M*A*S*H has shuffled off too… Preferred the original Boba Fett’s voice in the orignal ‘Empire’ movie… I’ve never got used to a Boba Fett with an Aussie accent… Yet another thing the modern Star Wars has fucked up…

      • Damn I had Robert Stigwood in an early pool. Had some dealings with the cunt and can confirm he was a right aussie bastard.

      • I recall the tale of Stigwood diddling the Stones out of their money for one of their early gigs… Keith Richards and Andrew Loog Oldham later met Stigwood on the stairs of some club… Keef and Andrew each gave Stigwood a ‘knee’ for every hundred (or was it thousand?) pounds he owed them…

        The Beatles also hated Stigwood and when they heard of Stigwood’s interest after Epstein’s death, McCartney apparently said something like we will simply record or play fuck all ever again if Stigwood ever takes charge.. He was known for being a bit of a cunt…

      • Rob Gretton who managed Joy Division and New Order was OK…. As music managers go…

        But ex- Stone Roses manager, Gareth Evans, was/is one of the biggest cunts of all time…

      • Yep Stigwood was a huge cunt he only cared about money nice story btw. He was also responsible for disco (bee gees & saturday night fever) the fucking poof. Gareth Evans is a slimy bellend, Andy Couzens warned the other members not to sign but they didn’t listen to him they have themselves to blame in that case. Blood on the turntables documents this well https://youtu.be/8DH1vYISXsY

      • Mani loathes Gareth Evans and he gave the cunt a right whack the last time he saw him…. The original four (Brown, Squire, Wren, Garner) should have listened to Andy, who was/is a good lad….

        Stigwood also got Clapton to do stuff that well below his standard, and as for the Bee Gees/Frampton ‘Sgt. Pepper’ movie? Say no more…

  2. Going for a hat trick of foodie/ cheffy cunts 1 Hugh ” cunt who drinks his own piss” Fearnley Whittingstall 2 Greg “bald mongoloid masterchef cunt ” Wallace 3 Fanny ” Jurassic cunt ” Craddock .These three rank as some of the most unsavoury scumbags that have ever come into contact with edible produce

  3. Plinky plonk schreech thud. Frog composer/conductor cunt Pierre Boulez has twisted his last pair orf cats bollocks for the sake orf art and is now treating Old Nick to one of his cutting edge metaphysical tone poems. Music critic at the Guardian in full toss.

    • He was also gay and I don’t mean happy he was a full blown poof! You know the thing I hate about composers is the dull bullshit sounding titles for their compositions. Shite like 3 pianos, 3 harps and 3 percussion parts for a orchestra why not get inventive with something like 2 blowjobs and a handshake, 3 porridge wogs and a nigger riding a donkey for entertaining a dyslexic audience. I mean give it a proper sounding title for fuck sake you boring old cunts!

  4. Please may I commend unto the flames:
    HRC Prince Charles (useless cunt)
    Oliver Letwin (useless cunt who looks astonishingly like above)
    Johnny Halliday (geriatric when I was at school, and that was a bloody long time ago. His facelift is a really bad advert for plastic surgery)
    IDS (a boring nomination, but his extremely painful demise would be a good start to the New Year)
    Kirstie Allslopp, although any of the other distressed-leather hags who put in an all too regular and scary appearance on the front cover of Good Arsekeeping or Woman & Gnome wouldn’t go amiss (Dawn French, Joanna Lumley, Jenni Murray).

    • Suddenly realised that I am at least one Pool behind.
      Are my regular nominations still free, please, Dioclese?

      • Actually you’re four pools behind. Nothing since pool 26
        On pool 26 you had:
        Dick Van Dyke
        Helmut Kohle
        John Noakes
        Mel Brooks
        Val Kilmer

        Brooks is the only one taken so I put you in for the other 4 and you’ve got a spare slot.
        You can change them if want of course…

    • And just watch his cunt of an ex-wife (recenlly cunted by me) cash in on David’s demise like nobody’s fucking business….

      • Oh Bowtie Bowie is dead? Now I know why you cunted angie norm. The griefjackers will be out in spades tonight thats forsure. Too be honest wasn’t a big fan of bowie ziggy stardust was alright but thats about it. I guess I saw through his game and shallow ego he was also a oil driller liked abit of chocolate it seems https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Iman_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg with his wife Iman Mohamed Abdulmajid holy fuck all these arabic names they sure like to pay homage to their kiddy fiddler on the roof prophet

      • Bowie the ungrateful fucking cunt. Saw him orn the telly a month or so ago and he looked decidedly ropey. Ear marked the cunt for the pool then but failed to get orf me arse in time. Cadaverous looking billionaire hermaphrodite cunt.

      • That lizard arsed cunt Rupert Murdoch is now engaged to Jerry Hall. I’m betting it won’t last long and I’ll have the old Dirty Digger for the pool please.

    • Knew Rickman in his early days and in me professional capacity gave him the steer that that took him from jobbing actor to Hollywood English villain. Cunt had the selfish ingratitude to keep his terminal decline to himself and thus deprive yours truly orf me rightful Dead Pool laurels. Bastard.

    • Let’s hope he meets David Bowie up there.

      “Ground control to Major Tim……………………”

      • Tim’s doing his first space walk today. The opening scene of You Only Live Twice springs to mind (if the ground control bloke sounds like Ed Bishop he’s done for)

  10. Can I add five cunts for death nomination please?

    Bruce Forsyth
    Louey Walsh
    John Major
    Katie Price (please)
    Simon Mayo

      • I recall I cunted Frey not so long ago… I wonder if Don Felder is somewhere raising a glass of Jack and saying ‘Gotche, yer cunt’?

      • Eagles the LA equivalent of Steely Dan anybody who names their band after a strapon dildo is a bloody poof & a bellend. Steely Dan have a few good tracks but I just can’t get over that dildo reference.

        Donald Fagen is a weird cunt hes also a wife beater! “On January 4, 2016 Fagen was arrested in his New York City home after allegedly pushing his wife into a marble window frame and injuring her arm. Fagen was charged with a misdemeanor assault charge, and released the next day without bail. He was additionally issued a restraining order to stay away from his wife, who confirmed her plans to divorce the musician after 23 years of marriage”
        Look at the cunts face in photos he doesn’t look like a happy man. If the cunt does himself in don’t be surprised.

      • I don’t know much about warren zevon I heard a few songs can’t say I’m a fan. At best I like a song or two thats about it. What kind of sick cunt is he? poof or paedo or just a weirdo?

      • Zevon was a total bastard to his wife… Abusive and beat the shit out of her… He also had a huge collection of porn stuff… Not just skin flicks, but some really weird shit apparently…

  12. Dizzied with potions and laid low with the Devil’s Croup I defy thee with these sinners

    Burt Reynolds
    Burt Kwouk
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Harry Belafonte
    Pat Boone

  13. Leslie Nielsen has also now shuffled off… I don’t think anyone had him in the pool though…

  15. Bugger me butler. Another old compadre has shuffled orf his perch. You would think a fellow’s friends would do the decent and give a chap the wink when entering upon life’s eternal but they go stumn on him. Bastards and bastard relatives that get them banged up in a “care” home orn the sly so that they can get their hands on the estate. Leonard White, one time actor and producer orf filum and telly has called it a wrap at the age orf 99. The old cunt had a few very nice little antiques which I knew he intended for yours truly as tender keepsakes.
    Leonard’s principal claim to fame was as original producer orf The Avengers and the man that cast and squeezed Honor Blackman into that black leather cat suit.
    Stay horny in Hell Leonard.

  18. My choice of shower of cunts for the deadpool:

    Mike Yarwood
    Roy Hudd
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Ronnie Corbett
    Barry Crier

    • Looks like we missed smarmy Cecil Parkinson who is now officially shagged out!

      • Had the smarmy cunt as a regular a couple years back then let him drop orf me radar. Will retell me original nomination story. Met the cunt in Newcastle once and it was as wind driven cold as only that Geordieland God forsaken neck orf the woods gets ie when the Geordieslappers are oit in their micromini skirts and the lads in their vests are spewing up the Newkie Brown.

        Anyway the red faced cunt gave me the old business handshake and it was like grasping a piece orf wet cod fillet straight oit the fridge. Cold clammy and wet. Cecil Parkinson? A totally insincere boneless piece orf shite. Only time I have had a handshake like it was David Cameron. Card marked. And since you ask, no, I have never shaken Jimmy Saville by the hand.

      • And apparently British explorer Henry Worsley (no, I’ve never heard orf the cunt either) has died orf frozen bollocks after being airlifted oit orf Antartica…….but it does give us a whole new line orf noms.

      • Apparently he was trying to complete Ernest Shackleton’s (doomed) expedition. There’s commitment for you…

      • Who the fuck would do a solo expedition of antarctica? guess whats on the other side of his expedition, More fucking Ice and snow! Dumb suicidal bastard

      • I do have to confess I feel a bit bad for Cecil.Not much though as his political downfall was all his doing .I mean he had to resign over shagging a grown woman when many of his counterparts in the spotlight got away with shagging kids which in hindsight must have been really fucking annoying .I mean he may have been a dirty bastard but by comparison shagging your secretary is peanuts compared to some of the shit his counterparts got up to.I feel sorry for his daughter though but apparently his wife made him chose between her and the m illegitimate daughter which meant that he would have lost either way.Oh well the world keeps turning and the pool runs over another day.Lets remember him for being one of the greatest spitting image characters!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPVPE7uJ0yc

  22. Paul Kantner, of Jefferson Airplane has snuffed it…
    Well, that’s those cunts at Rolling Stone Magazine in a period of mourning for at least two months…

    • Wenner’s folly, Rolling Stone, are at it already… Saying The Beatles stole their rooftop idea gig off (wait for it!) Jefferson Airplane…. I fucking despise hippies, even ones that write crap magazines…

      • Wenner that corrupt kike destroyed Rock and Roll Hall of Fame letting cunts like madonna, Run–D.M.C.? Public Enemy?, Grandmaster Flash? and the Furious Five?, NWA? Niggers with attitude give me a fucking break. I mean these aren’t rock’n’roll groups they are rap crap jigaboo music they don’t even play instruments FFS unless 200 swear words and nigger cuss words counts as a instrument bloody nonsense

  23. Didn’t know Anthony Valentine had gone too… He was good in Callan….

    He always reminded me of Jimmy Greaves…

    • Old Tel may have been an irritating bugger at times, but at least he knew how to talk to people… His was a proper chat show and not a scripted, innuendo filled load of shite filled with gimmicks like Jonathan Woss and those sausage bandits, Norton and Carr….

      • I will always have the memory of Sky News reporting that “Terry Wogan has pulled out of children in need”

      • Haha.When I woke up today I saw a friend had simply texted me “Terry Wogan :(” my reaction was oh well he has either died or been arrested by operation yewtree.

      • Bugger me, more obits for the Blarney Bummer around than for Bowie and similar cunts and not just orn the BBC. Was Wogan God? Feck me.

    • Terry wogan is a no talent cunt and a paddy drunk cunt. Now he’s being referred as a national treasure by who? why not! fucking load of shite.

  26. As Wogan has finally been switched off (someone MUST have bagged him), never to return (except, I s’pose, as endless gale-force wind-inducing repeats), and if it’s not jumping the gun, please can I nominate…

    Jilly Cooper (in the posthumously-published novel, she gets screwed in her coffin…)
    Joanna Lumley
    douchebag Duncan Smith
    André Previn (not a cunt, but could fall off his podium any time now…)
    Gideon Osborne (accidental strangulation with a nasty, cheap red bra)

  27. Now Frank Finlay!

    The cunts are dropping like flies, BUT NONE OF THEM ARE MY FUCKING NOMINATIONS!

    Ever worked with Frank Finlay, Sir Limply…?

    • Another day, another fucking funeral, possibly the last orf the actor laddies. Engaged the plonking cunt in a regional theatrical presentation whilst he was yet a relative youth before finding some prominence as Casanova in the BBC production orf the same name. Quite a short arse as I recall.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bNY7ok4a0
      Paths have crorssed from time to time and gave his son a bit orf a leg up as a theatre director.

      • He did a superb Haydn for the BBC – think it was Eroica, about Beethoven’s 3rd symphony. The man had real talent, an actor (NOT a sleb-cunt…).

    • Yes but the grief jacking has already commenced you’re right though norm Witchsmeller Pursuivant was a great episode my favorite from season 1. Season 1 doesn’t get the attention it deserves its my 2nd favorite season after season 4 but the witchsmeller episode is definitely a great episode probably the funniest. Brian Blessed was fucking brilliant too as mad warrior King Richard . Another thing I like about season1 is baldrick was smarter and black adder was a moron(mr.bean like character) who made things worse everytime very different from the other seasons.

  29. Finlay wasn’t always good at acting though remember him as hitler? https://youtu.be/FgoBHy5ms94 a british hitler at that, what were they thinking?… still was a great actor even though its a bad pair up still better then the shit actors that “pass” as actors nowadays piss poor if you ask me. Speaking about piss poor how about that cunt russell brand

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