Dead Pool [30]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Richard Debo Debson who bags his second Dead Pool title by bagging former Newcastle goalie Pavel Srnicek. Well done, Debo and thanks for educating us ignorant bastards here at ISAC as to who the hell the bloke was! We’d never heard of him…

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 30. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

244 thoughts on “Dead Pool [30]”

  1. No point in running this thing unless you can get some benefits so I’m getting in first :

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Muhammed Ali
    Herman Wouk
    Joao Havelange
    Kirk Douglas

    • Kirk Douglas is as old as the sun. It’s almost inevitable he’ll peg out soon. 🙂

      • If David Icke is to be believed, he must be a reptilian entity that operates outside of visible light, or some shit. like that, how else do you explain his longevity?
        Maybe he eats stem cells 3 times a day?

        That old cunt will probably outlive me and I’m only mid forties!

  7. Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Vivean Gray (Mrs Mangel)
    Geoffrey Bayldon (Catweazle)
    Dick Cavett

      • They were great live, TitSlapper… Their horn player, Rico (who played on ‘Rudy’), also died this year… Unfortunately Jerry Dammers went up his own arse and did all that ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ bollocks, and Terry Hall ( a great lad) did all that crap with Bananarama…

        Like The Jam The Specials were of their time… But there’s nothing like that now… It’s all shite…

      • You’re absolutely right Norman. The Specials were one of the great bands of the 80’s. Their music runs rings around shite like Miley ‘ugly slag’ Cyrus, Little Mix and No Direction.

  10. Bruce Forsyth
    Ronnie Corbett
    Andrew Llloyd Webber
    Bill Turnbull
    Andrew Neil

    Come on you cunts, one of you die, I need to get at least 1 winner in 2016.

    • Funny you should mention Lloyd Webber… I was considering nominating that utter cunt, Tim Rice, for the pool… But I went for Dick Cavett instead..

    • I reckon Ronnie’ll go some time in 2016. Forsyth won’t. He’s an arrogant, annoying cunt, so he’ll live for at least another 10 years.

      • Have to say I though Liz Smith had already pegged it…… shows what I know.
        I’d like to nominate
        SIR Lenny Henry (cunt) unlikely but one can dream.
        SIR Bob Geldof (Utter cunt) also possibly wishful thinking but given his family ability to top themselves I live in hope.
        Diane Abbott would love to see that cunt drop dead.
        I was going to nominate Brucie too but seems I missed out again!
        So my fourth nomination will be Bill Cosby

      • oooo really I thought it was 4 🙂 I will need to consider carefully who else I would like to see the demise of sooner rather than later….. ……. …..
        I know Phillip Schofield too many charity entreaties for worthless causes.

  11. im going for a hatrick with
    dennis norden
    liz smith (nana in the royal family)
    Robert Mugabe
    cliff mitchlemore
    kirk douglas

  12. Elie Wiesel
    Gerald Kaufmann
    Henry Kissinger
    Jonathan Sacks
    Alan Greenspan

    And I won’t bother with David Rockefeller this time; I didn’t want him anyway.

  13. 1/ Sepp Blatter
    2/ Michel Platini
    3/ Jerome Valcke
    4/ Chuck Blazer
    5/ Jack Warner

    Can I have a bonus sixth nomination for FIFA the organisation to die in 2016 Mr Dioclese?

      • Ex accountant? Struck orf I presume as any cunt deserves to be that steals me regular, Mohammed Ali.

      • I was being kind – I’ve going to nick Olivia as well…

        And it’s not my fault. It was my dad’s idea. Never did me much good as I spent 6 years qualifying and then made all me money in the IT business. Waste of a public school education he always reckoned. (Yes, I went to one of them as well!)

      • Kind? Olivia is now at 99 the oldest living recipient orf an Oscar and states that she fully intends to do the ton. I have no intention orf holding me breath.

      • Correct, they are already dead entities, “corp oration” as in corpse and “corporationem” = assumption of a body.
        It is how we are enslaved, corporations are not accountable like a person is under common law.
        Different laws governing them, it’s how they escape liability in any form.
        A corporation is a ‘legal person’.
        As a legal person, a corporate is capable of enjoying many rights as well as liabilities of a natural person.
        BUT NOT THE SAME – that’s the con!

      • Fuck Mr D, I went to Tipton Sec Mod and didn’t turn out too bad- though all I learned at school was how to smoke, fight and tap up the lassies.

  17. I will have the same again please kind sir…

    Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

  18. This may be just morbid cynicism, but ITV have given Eileen Derbyshire (Emily Bishop in Corrie) some ‘long term time off….’ Do they know something we don’t (and is it worth a punt?)?….

    • At her age (at least 84) and out orf a job I would hazard a few quid. Also a new producer on Corrie stirring things up a bit and lots orf old faces (literally) getting the push so a few possibilities oit there. Remember the old play/fillum with Beryl Reid “The Killing of Sister George” ?

      • I reckon Ken will be the last one of the Corrie old school standing, and the rest will get shunted off… They should have ended it when Elsie Tanner left ,or when Stan Oggie died….

  19. Here are my Dead Pool predictions:
    Fidel Castro
    Jim Bowen
    HRH The Duke of Kent
    Bernie Eccleston
    Gordon Banks

  21. Bastards stealing me regulars again. Here we go again:

    Olivia De Havilland
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Brian Rix
    Murray Walker
    Burt Reynolds

  22. Barack Obama (muslim supporting cunt)
    Pope Frances (Peado Cunt)
    Roman Polanski (Cunt Cunt) Ginger Baker (Greatest Drummer,But Cunt of a Father)
    Benjamin Netanyahu (kid killing cunt and immigrant spreading cunt)

  25. Here we go again!

    This time round;

    Walid Jumblatt
    Derek Hatton
    Windsor Davies
    Winnie Mandela
    Jacob Rothschild

    Many Thanks

  27. time to cheat with the aid of google!

    Vera Lynn is 98 years 9 months 10 days old. She was born on 20 March 1917
    2 Dave Bartholomew is 95 years 6 days old. He was born on 24 December 1920
    3 Kay Starr is 93 years 5 months 9 days old. She was born on 21 July 1922
    4 Doris Day is 91 years 8 months 27 days old. She was born on 3 April 1924
    5 Charles Aznavour is 91 years 7 months 8 days old. He was born on 22 May 1924

    got to be a winner there somewhere!

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