John Whittingdale [2]

Posted on April 24, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Tory MP and Culture Secretary, John Whittingdale, is a cunt.

Member of the Conservative Cornerstone Group (a group of traditional conservatives with the motto “Faith, Flag and Family”), the man who regularly votes against efforts to liberalise laws relating to sexual behaviour and prostitution, and the man who famously lectured Max Mosley on sexual morality following the latter’s entrapment by the News of the World.

Yes – that John Whittingdale is also THIS John Whittingdale – a man with a penchant for prostitutes and dominatrixes who he invites to the House of Commons, takes abroad as his “plus one” on DCMS jollies (and then fails to disclose the hospitality in the Register of Members Interests), and knows the rightwing press won’t expose him because he can help them emasculate both the BBC and the Leveson reforms.

Not only that but his half-brother is a convicted nonce too.

The hypocrisy of this bloated cunt (and indeed all of those editors who bleat about how Leveson would “stifle the free press”!) is quite stupendous. That any Cabinet member can be authoritatively regarded as “as asset of the Daily Mail” should be immediate grounds for resignation – especially when there’s a hint of blackmail about the whole sordid business: “we’ll keep your secrets if you do our bidding”.

Nominated by: Fed West

Islam [3]

Posted on April 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Any fucker who believes in an all seeing, all knowing diety is a cunt.

Whatever your religion, you’re a deluded cunt and you need professional help.

Currently sitting at number one in the deluded thick cunt chart are the Muslims (not arf)
Any cunt who wants to wear a bin bag and a welders mask or spend Friday afternoon rubbing their face into a hairy carpet clearly needs a reboot.

Any cunt accepting the waffle of a so called prophet who gives the thumbs up to fucking nine year olds needs to be investigated by the police and social services.

Based on that fact any cunt who thinks an act of martyrdom will grant them access to seventy two virgins should expect seventy two 8 year olds.

We know not all Muslims are terrorists but whenever atrocities such as 7/7, Paris and Brussels happen, the Muslim Imam wheeled out by the media always avoids answering the direct question as to whether or not he condemns these events.

Until every Muslim in Britian displays a “not in my name” banner in there front room window I’m giving these cunts a wide berth.

Nominated by: JR Cuntley

Barack Obama [2]

Posted on April 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Barack Obama. I’m sure he’s been cunted before, but like his chief fellatalist, Cameron, he can’t be cunted enough. This time, it’s for sticking his nose into British affairs, and telling us to vote to keep being ass-fucked by those unelected fuckwits in Brussels. I’ve never liked Obama. I’ve never bought into the Messianic bullshit that has surrounded him for the past ten or so years.

Obama has always been a visibly arrogant and condescending prick. You can see the contempt in his eyes when he’s dealing with anyone who’s not a black American. Although he was correct, back in 2010, when he had the nerve to call Cameron a lightweight. This wouldn’t have been so bad were it not for the fact that Obama is, himself, a political lightweight. His tenure as POTUS has been weak, especially where foreign policy is concerned.

What I really despise about Obama though, is that he hates the British people, yet he hasn’t had the guts to admit it publicly. He’s shown it in snide, sly little ways, like returning a bust of Winston Churchill and referring to the French as America’s greatest ally. He should simply have admitted it at the start of his presidency and got it into the open.

So from today, until Sunday, the traitors in the Remain camp will be wanking each other off at what they think is a coup. Obama, the ‘leader of the free world’ is in town to tell the British people that we must vote to stay in a corrupt, undemocratic, Britain hating organisation. There’s just one problem that they’ve overlooked. The British people have a history of disobedience when someone presumes to give us orders. We don’t like being told what to do, especially by foreigners. That’s a big part of the reason we’re having a referendum.

This is going to backfire on the remainians. And on Sunday, Obama will fly out of the UK with the words ‘FUCK OFF’ ringing in his ears.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Wedding anniversaries

Posted on April 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Wedding anniversaries can be a right cunt – especially if you’re a bloke and can never remember when the fuck it is!

Thankfully today is St George’s Day which according to the better half means it should be easier for me to remember when it is. Well, it bloody well doesn’t because who the fuck remembers when St George’s Day is? Apparently I should – because it’s my wedding anniversary. Typical circular female logic!

And every year it’s harder to find a decent card or book a decent restaurant. Yes, anniversaries are a right cunt.

29 years. If I’d killed someone, I have been out years ago – and if you’re reading this , darling, I’m only joking…

Nominated by: Dioclese