UK Police In General


The cunts that are Police Scotland have issued a hate crime warning.

The reason for said warning…

BBC News? #1.

A group of weegies turned understandably feral upon learning there was an alleged kiddie fiddler housed in their neighbourhood, the usual pattern ensued, they went out and made some noise on the street, police turned up, the crowd made more noise, some tiktoks were filmed.

Oh and a guy was arrested and charged with raping a woman before being bailed.

BBC News? #2

So naturally, the police response is to issue a warning about hate crimes?!

Cunts.

With the news of Ann Widdecunts death being treated as a murder Devon and Cornwall police seem rather racist in their statement that the arrested chap is a WHITE British male.

The Grauniad.

No regulation statement about speculating on the effnick origin of the suspect etc.

For them to say theres no 2 tier policing is blatant quoted racism.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

54 thoughts on “UK Police In General

    • That should be a memorial stamped into the head of every “police commissioner” using a steam jackhammer manufactured in 1891.

      Back when things were reliable.

      For fucks sake.

      What a bloody poor show.

  1. The police are now just modern day Kapos. The fat cunts sell their services for the price of a bacon sarnie. Of course, the shuftis don’t allow bacon, so the over-weight bully cunts will have to get used to to free falafel.

    Good morning everyone.

  2. The police used to be called, “fascist pigs”.
    That was in the days when criminals were dealt with in a manner that would deter others from breaking the law.
    Now they dance with immigrants, take the knee, paint cars with rainbows, and arrest people for having an opinion on social media.
    The only crime these left wing wasters ever solve is speeding offences. (To make the statistics look good).

    • Speeding fines = Revenue collection. Hundreds of the new yellow pole speed cameras have appeared, instead of fixing broken roads. New 20mph speed limits increasingly introduced along with the ‘Project Zero’ police mobile speed camera vans everywhere.

  3. Never:

    Phone the police (useless and/or will take the perpetrator’s side)

    Talk to the police (will assume you’re a criminal)

    Help the police (you can get sued by the suspect)

    Invite them in (see above)

  4. a modern policeman should
    1) be able to speak fluent yardie
    2) twerk in hot pants at Pride
    3) not see blood flowing from a white teenager
    4) ignore basic common sense
    5) always err on the side of injustice.
    6) never do anything that garners respect

  5. i stay away from the Dibble.
    And am always politeness epitomised.

    ” morning officer”

    ive learnt, you see.
    you wont win.
    they hold all the cards.

    as a young man i once chinned a copper.
    i got a terrible hiding off his chums 😁
    which was fair enough.
    no hard feelings.

    Last encounter, was pulled over to see what i was transporting and if i was legal.
    waste carriers licence
    driving licence
    i was like David Niven.

    ” have a wonder day officer!
    toodle loo”
    fuck them.

  6. I have to say that while many police officers are corrupt, overweight, indoctrinated by the commie National College Of Policing, a great many of them are ordinary decent men who despise the tranny-loving, Just Stop Oil, Extinction Rebellion senior officers as much as we do. A bit like the Army, RAF and RN you are not allowed to step out of line because you will lose your job, and those men will be replaced by yet more NCP arseholes. Get to know some personally and they will tell you what they really think, but Starmer-Burnham’s motherfuckers have the upper hand at the moment.

    • So they act like cunts for money.
      That’s OK then.

      They do have a choice.
      It’s a choice that we all make.

      If you don’t like your job and you know that your bosses are all cunts.
      Leave.
      Find another job.

      • Fucking right TAC.
        Every pig is on a pathetic power trip, despite them saying it’s about helping the community.
        No pigs have any mates who aren’t other pigs and their families despise them.
        Institutionally corrupt, incompetent, callous, undeservedly arrogant and indolent traitors all.
        Like the politicians they protect.
        I despise the pigs. Fuck each and every one of them.

      • Too true Thomas.

        There is a big thing about getting more black people to join the UK police.
        Apparently being representative is more important than being any good at the job.

        Mrs Cunter tells me that any black family would immediately disown a family member that joined the police.

        The black policemen that you do have not only have no friends outside of the police force, they have no family either.

      • Easier said then done in 2026 AC. I disapproved of the way the RN was going back in the 60s, but it’s not just a question of goodbye and a gentlemanly handshake. There are wheels within wheels, shall we say?. Those private verbal “references” and you can be sure it is even worse now. You might well find yourself unemployed – and unemployable – for a very long time.

    • It really isn’t a good job. Long hours, overtime, nights, shifts, dealing with scummy, grotty plebs, boring ‘courses’ and relatively low pay. There’s also the added bonus of being constantly filmed and accusations of brutality. Most are just within one instance of being filmed out of context of being fired. Promotions are only done if you have friends in high places (freemasons) or if you tick the right boxes (you know which I mean). The only people who still wantvto do this are idiots on a power trip. Hell, the special constables do it for nothing. No sympathy for them whatsoever.

  7. I believe you’re right with your summing up of the police. With me living alone and only use public transport and don’t bother about reading depressing news and only read what I see on her, that is it in a nutshell. I’ll let you know if I come in contact with the rozzers in a slanging match.

  8. But it seems that even if they do leave the police force, they are still fucking cunts.

    A popular thing for them to do is to retire early, usually due to an imaginary medical condition, and come and run a bar here.

    Like that’s easy.

    Luckily I have only met a few.
    They still talk and act as if they are still in the police.

    One who Mrs Cunter knows takes great delight in telling people how she was well known in her station for emptying entire bottles of pepper spray in people’s faces.

    She laughs about it and expects others too.

    I would like to see her get slapped to the ground by a proper policewoman here.

    The good thing is that they don’t last more than a year or two before they fuck off skint.

      • That’s about right Thomas.

        If you get stopped by them they will usually address you as ‘caballero’, the very polite form of señor.

        They will expect the same.

        If you are polite and not breaking the law they will usually salute you before sending you on your way (really).

        They are very well respected by almost everyone.
        When a group of them turn up in the bar for coffee and cigarettes there will always be someone who will pay the full bill for them, assuming that the bar owner charges them, which they often don’t.

        A Spanish policeman will punch you in the head if you give him reason to, but 2 minutes later, if you fall into the sea and need help, the same policeman will jump in to try to save you, without hesitation.

      • Artie@

        pardon my ignorance but is senor not polite?
        thought it was the spanish equivalent of “sir”?

      • Yes MNC.
        Señor is polite and often misused by foreigners when calling over a waiter for instance.

        “¡Ay chico! ” for a male waiter or “perdona bonita” for a female would be used by us in those circumstances.

        There are 2 ways of talking to people in Spanish.
        The familiar ‘tu’ form and the formal ‘Usted’ form when talking to people older, respected and in authority.

        Both ways have their own verb formation, but you will seldom hear the Usted form.
        Personally I only use it when talking to the police, aduana or Notarías.
        I haven’t come into contact with a judge, but it would be used for them too.

        Caballo is more formal than Señor.
        It shows a greater respect, and if you address someone as such, everything that you say from there onwards would be in the formal ‘Usted’ form.

        ¿Entiende?…. Do you understand? (formal).
        ¿Me entiendes?…. Do you understand (informal).

  9. OT from the WC…..

    The game last night… Alfie Haaland as big a cunt as ever. Flipping the finger to the English TV cameras. This was also the man who happily posed in front of graffiti about the Munich Air Crash. I still savour when Roy Keane took the fucker out.

    Then, there’s the England fans. Miami, where it’s even hotter than it is here and the birds wear dental floss bikinis. And, there is three mongs in the stands dressed in full lion costumes. Looking like the one from the Wizard of Oz. Why is it that England fans have to be and look so fucking stupid?

    The game itself. Haaland Junior did piss all. And England were lucky. And, why does Alan Shearer have to shout all the time? He sounds like a lobotomised Lawrie McMenemy. Daft cunt.

    • Afternoon Norman, imagine the way every single decision is going to go on Wednesday evening?!
      They’ll probably allow the argies to carry small knives to slash at English achilles tendons.

      • Afternoon Thomas.
        Why has Sir Saint Lord Pope Messi lasted so long?
        Because if any cunt breathes on him, they get sent off.

        This Argie team is not Kempes, Ardiles, Passarella and Co from 78. It is not Diego and his 1986 mob either. I hope they get stuffed, payback for Bobby Robson (RIP).

      • Are you mistaking Messi with Neymar Norman?

        Messi is notorious for bouncing back up when he gets challenged, and he gets challenged a lot.

        If he goes down and stays down then you know that there is a problem and he will often get substituted and be off for a few games.

        There are plenty of players that throw themselves on the ground after a slight touch or a shirt pull, but Messi is not one of them.

      • Seriously though, those retards in the stadium yesterday….
        They are Englishmen in Miami, and they are dressed as lions. Sweating cobs and monging for the TV cameras. Absolutely astonishing.

        Any true Englishman in Miami would be sipping a huge fuck off beer, while ogling all the birds in their bits of string bikinis. Would I waste time on the England team and dressing up like a spaz if I were in Miami? Would I fuck. I would be going blind from all the tits and arses on the beach.

      • They were almost as lame as Connor McGregor’s extraordinarily fake knee injury last night.
        Even England’s footballers actually make more of an effort to fake an injury, rolling around howling in agony because a butterfly flew near them or something.
        McGregor couldn’t even be fucked to be dramatic.

      • I’m in parts foreign and underdeveloped so must await my return to borrow the fight card in HD from a very friendly Russian sharing site.

        Every little helps…to remind me how much of a cunt Starmer and his clueless predecessors are..

        Let’s ban torrenting!

        Let’s ban porn!

        Let’s ban social media!

        Fuck.off you clueless panderíng cunts.

      • When I visited my American relatives (my wonderful Auntie Geraldine and Uncle Eddie. Now both sadly gone), we went to Miami for a trip.

        For a teenage lad, from Manchester it was like paradise. A Playboy mag come to life. I recall this asbolutely spectacular piece bounced past me, in a microscopic bikini on rollerskates. She gave me a smile, the sort of smile that blows your errr socks off. Ed also took me to see the Miami Dolphins vs the Washington Redskins (his team). What I remember most about it is a line of very fit cheerleaders, jiggling up and down to Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Don’t Stop’ and – straight up – Gary Glitter’s ‘Rock and Roll’.

        I know we sometimes have a go at our American friends. But, dear God, the women over there…..❤✔

      • I think that the law in most of the USA is similar to the law in most of Brazil.

        No (or very little) topless or nude sunbathing on the beaches.

        So the girls wear as little as possible.

        Personally I find that more attractive than seeing girls completely naked.

        It leaves more for my filthy imagination.

      • Sounds like the extremely fit young lady Mrs Cumber and I walked past on her way to Brighton Marina yesterday morning about 9.30; top totty, phwoar! She must work like a trooper in the gym!!

      • It’s a strange thing that most porn on the net is American when it’s illegal for women to go topless on the beach over there. I well remember the women who were topless on the beach in Polperro back in the nineties.

  10. When plod eventually get battered on the street, it won’t be by the natives of this country.

    It will be the cunts they have pandered and protected all these years.. the africunts and the peacefuls.

    And belive me whitey won’t be coming to your rescue.

    • I’ve watched some quite unremarkable footage from the recent riots by those sand wógs from Morocco in Central London following their exit from the WC.

      Unremarkable in that the hundreds of wógs gave the “police” a pasting,who in turn formed a line and ran away.

      Add to that the strange yet inevitable Manchester Airport paki attack on the coppers,the small female one got a broken nose and ran off crying..

      Forty years ago they wouldn’t run away,they’d stand and fight back.

      And the female officers would never leave the station where they did paperwork and made tea.

      I’m sure there are some female officers who can look after themselves but they are a tiny minority in a “force” that is now largely a political tool of the hard left,happy enough to play along with any two tier bias as there’s a fat pension at the end of it.

      “Just following orders”..

      Cunts.

    • I reckon we’d side with the chînkîes (I put a chınaman hat over each ‘i’) when it all kicks off.
      Y’never know, Beijing might send over some tech so their yellow coutrymen could defend themselves against the 3rd world darkıes.
      Brits+chînks+army/navy/air force vs nıggers/pakıes/pigs…it’ll be an interesting scuffle, the upcoming British Civil War.
      Bud-bud ding ding’s will sit on the sidelines trying to scam everyone.

  11. Hate crime? How can kicking the shit out of a nonce or rapist be construed as a hate crime? Everything gone fucking mad.

  12. Modern cozzers…. Diminutive tattooed cunts in hi-vis waistcoats. All stuffing their faces and gossiping like old women in McDonald’s.

  13. This clip pretty much sums up our police farce..

    https://x.com/i/status/2072389805032305037

    Attacked by three chimps, copper slams into victim while he is getting to his feet,monkeys wander off into the distance, after second copper gives up chase after 3 seconds.

    That fella is being charged next week, no word on the pavement apes..

  14. I know the rot set in long before but the images of police taking the knee and grovelling to a career criminal and drug addict like a whipped dog was truly pathetic. Remember this was during Covid too. Social justice via the Nike Store and a new TV meanwhile the pigs were arresting people for sitting having a coffee on park benches and following dog walkers with drones.

  15. The police are mainly ornamental by any practical measure. Crime rates since the 1960’s have grown exponentially far beyond any growth in police numbers. The police are now another tool of policy administration.

    Pretty much all high ranking officers are products of a liberal education, more concerned about ticking woke boxes than any crime outside of nasty tweets or allegations of wacism.

    Now the government has an answer to the current imbalance, digital ID, a cashless economy, facial recognition and 15 minute neighbourhoods.

    At the moment they can’t step on the ethnics because they are much quicker to riot and the government needs them to accelerate the conditions required to totally rewire the system and bring in the digital prison once they are ready.

    Once the system is in place there won’t be any favouritism from the blob but we will be so divided we will never unite against the system.

    Maybe my tinfoil hat is too tight today…..

    • None of us would have a career in the police.

      we think wrong.

      wed of been drummed out years ago.

      wrong think on race
      wrong think on the trans issue
      unwilling to take the knee.

      if we were lucky, early retirement.
      unlucky?
      fitted up and left with a blemished record..

      Its the end of the jurassic and us dinosaurs are looking down the barrel of exstinction.

  16. Aside from everything mentioned above, it’s got to the point now where you simply cannot believe anything the fatso’s say.
    Look at the current events surrounding the Anne Widdicombe case.
    Old bill are still insisting that her killing wasn’t politically motivated.
    If that’s the case, why would a ‘white British male’ drive three hundred miles to kill her?
    Did he not like her latest hair do?
    Was he an obsessed Strictly fan whose amorous intentions were rebuffed?
    They are fucking lying and It has all the hallmarks of old bill being ordered by their political masters to ensure that no evidence of political motivation is produced, as Farage will have a fucking field day.
    The cunts simply aren’t to be trusted.

  17. I’ll bet money that it was a Lefty Socialist Worker, polyamorous purple-haired paid protestor nutter. I’m more than happy to lose.

  18. They are in the habit of concealing information and using delaying tactics whenever suspects are non-white.

    When the suspect is white and British, they say so immediately.

    This is pissing people off.

    But at the end of the day, the system they work for seems to enjoy promoting and celebrating black people, so the last thing they want is for their disproportionately criminal nature to be made too obvious.

    I also notice that the assistant chief police officer in Devon looks identical to the Met chief. Dorkie regime type. Doesn’t really look how a copper ought to.

    I have gone off them a lot over the last few years and don’t really trust or respect them any more. This is their fault.

    These days, this part of The Terminator is one of my favourite sections of a movie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsspTTpApI

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