is an ugly fat woke cunt.
For any cunters who are unfamiliar, this fat and very ugly cow, is a wimminz footballerist type.
Allegedly, she’s coach of the wimminz Team USA. (Who the fuck cares)
So naturally, she is shoehorned into the men’s game at every opportunity – as an expert pundit no less
She’s particularly prominent at the moment with it being the World Cup and seems to be in the studio alongside the other insufferable wankers like Gary “I hate flags Neville” and Ian “is it cos az black” Wright a tad too often.
Looking like a fat dinner lady who has stumbled into the studio by accident, complete with chalkboard tactics, along with the voice, massive saggy knockers, banter and all the charm of a desperate whore on the ratch at 1:50 am outside a nightclub, Emma churns out the usual tired clichés that these DEI hires always do.
This is obviously all predictable and tiresome – especially for any cunt who enjoys or like myself, used to enjoy football on the idiot lantern.
However during one of her recent inane ramblings when Spain were playing Cape Verde, she starts spouting off about the African team and the fact that none of the cunts representing them are from there or have ever lived there.
In her own words, this plucky goalless draw against superior opposition, was a victory for mass immigration… erm.. ok love whatever you say.
The idea of a World Cup is to celebrate the idea of a nation state you stupid fat minger.
This match being broadcast during the afternoon on ITV and here we have a blatant DEI hire delivering “the message” to the slack jawed masses.
I wonder if she feels the same about Jack Charlton’s plucky non Irish side of the late 80s and early 90s? Or were those immigrants the wrong colour?
Get back to Prisoner Cell Block H you fucking rotter.
I’ve mentioned it a thousand times on here and cunters are probably bored of hearing it but to see the sport of football in particular, so cynically exploited in order to push woke globo homo bullshit and degeneracy, makes my piss fucking boil.
Thanks for reading.
Nominated by Herman Jelmet.
I can contribute nothing constructive whatsoever to this nom, HJ…I’ll just have to encourage cunters to imagine fatty Hayes and all the England wimminz indulging in a Diddy-style baby oil licking and fisting orgy (both fanny and ass) that any straight man would love to gracefully arc off a diving board headfirst into the middle of, like Scrooge McDuck diving into his lake of gold.
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You know the best way to enjoy football, tune in a couple of minutes into the game, just incase a bunch of low IQ pànsys are grovelling to a dead criminal chimp..
Use a illegal stream from the middle East or America, so no clueless split arses on it. Old school British commentators and pundits.
If forced to watch on sky, mute mong faced gary neville for duration of game. Switch over at half and full time..
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I had the distinct displeasure of seeing this awful cunt at half time some weeks back.
Luckily some wags have provided some mirth at her expense such as why is her “studio” made to look like a kitchen,her chalkboard shopping list and her desk in the shape of an ironing board.
I can confirm she has a face like a bulldog lacking píss off a nettle and a body like a very large sack of spuds.
But then again ITV are like the BBCs mongoloid cousin Greta.
Fuck off.
Good morning.
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My grandson age 11 plays football and he knows more about the game than this shoe horned wimminz hire…and plays too a higher standard as well 😩…stick your inclusivity up your large arse Emma and stay out of the fridge 👍
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Also on the television is an ‘expert’ woman yank who the commentators ask what the var check should be doing. As if they don’t know.
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She used to be manager of Chelsea pussies, they won everything (with all the best players money could buy, in lady land), she was a great coach until the wheels came off an other teams started spending and Chelsea were no longer top dog.
The Yanks must have thought she was something special to give her the national team coach role, good luck to them.
I heard her commentating on a match with someone who actually knew how to commentate – the fat slag never shut up, I turned the sound off.
Fat gob cunt didn’t like it when her team lost, at one point blamed the fact that there weren’t multi balls available, well it was their teams decision not to have multi balls.
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If Thomas Tuchel and his merry band of Africans and Paddies somehow win this World Cup then it would probably be advisable to leave the country.
To give ITV some credit, if looks like they may have listened to public feedback and got rid of Ms Hayes.
Good morning.
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Feminism has been a disaster for this country and all the others it has blighted. Allowing tens of millions of emotionally incontinent and (at certain times of the month) disturbed monsters to vote for welfarism, safetyism, miserablism and general “please protect me from the dangers”.
More regulations, rules, health and safety anyone? The British state is basically a vast and revolting Nurse Ratched. Allowing them to be in government is just asking for a totalitarian society, which we do in fact now live in. Play nicely everyone!
The sheer me, me, me narcissism and total lack of accountability amongst so many women, not to mention the general absence of any talent, yet expecting equal status with men in areas where they are a poor substitute for them.
Millions of them on the pill, so of course they are going around with bodies that are being fooled into behaving pregnant, only exacerbating the mindset mentioned above. Do you suppose it might affect a person’s outlook if they are expecting to give birth to a vulnerable little baby who needs protecting from the dangers?
The sheer whingey, obese monstrosity of so many of them who, being coddled by the state and a “it’s never your fault, you’re perfect” mantra, fail to compete for men effectively, and therefore to be pleasant and attractive people. Hence all the toxic looking, blue haired, tattooed hippos I see and a general attitude that stinks. How many of these useless Instagram babes can even make a sandwich?
Of course, you get the deranged, suicidal empathy where a lot of them want to protect all the people of the world as though they are their own children, and therefore the perverse practice of importing dangerous, third world animals into our society. I suspect there’s also an element of sub conscious, reproductive strategising here as the fat ugly ones in particular benefit from the importation of more competition for men. It’s never boatloads and hotel loads of beautiful, exotic women coming here is it? Think about it.
All of this has weakened men of course as they have been compelled to operate within this oestrogen-infused atmosphere. See Gary Lineker as a classic example.
The quality of people and all things plummets. But above all, we have become an absolutely shit country for the native boys and men who it is apparently fine to endlessly nag, discriminate against and hate. Even brutalise using the police when they assert themselves in their ancestral homeland.
And so we have everything being turned to shit. Even football has become completely unbearable. As the excellent nomination says, merely a vehicle for the far left, globalist propaganda.
For those who want more wars and retarded bombing raids by the Dorrito eating idiot that is America, just remember what that empire promotes. Neo liberal economics overlaid by feminism, multiculturalism, gayism, transbumberism and other forms of eventual societal breakdown. Many countries have the good sense to be horrified at the sight of this and us. The West is not the good guy I’m afraid.
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You can trace the decline of the British Empire to when they gave women the vote in the 1920s.
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This Karen is right about one thing, the impact of immigrants on a national football team.
If England meet France in the final, it might as well be the Africa Cup of Nations.
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Be like a Monty Python game
Slightly less savage 11 v the extremely savage 11
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They should also bring back the mud, Sick of it and steel toed boots, besides ridiculous combovers flowing in the wind.
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I watched the English game on Netflix about the rise of football in the working classes, taking the game away from the Posh boys.
Centred in Blackburn and Darwen, not a soot in sight or P*ki
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I don’t give a flying turd about gabby hayes’ daughter who ever the fat cunt is. I haven’t listened to cunts discussing the game for decades and for women playing it made me feel lethargically ill. I began falling out of favour with the game when the darkles took over and international games became a laughing stock when any cunt who happened by chance to have been in a country for five minutes could end up playing for them. As for having a manager from a different country is fucking well ridiculous, when they are only in it for the money and selling their souls to the devil.
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Good morning everyone!
Women’s football is totally different from men’s.
It’s shit.
Women lack speed, stamina, strength and skills.
Also defence in the women’s game is just a vague concept.
An option.
If you are unlucky enough to see a few of the goals from a women’s game, more often than not there is not a defensive player in the same picture of the player scoring.
Any men’s team could leave out the entire midfield and still thrash the best women’s teams using a 4 – 0 – 2 formation.
There is no need for this fat, ugly cow and her opinions.
Of course, any men in the studio alongside her will be under strict instructions not to disagree with her.
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Morning Artful…..
https://www.boredpanda.com/female-swiss-national-soccer-team-clobbered-by-u15-boys-team/
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/05/06/university-of-washingtons-womens-soccer-team-played-a-high-school-boys-team-and-the-result-was-shocking/
If you want to see this epic level of play, go to your local park……….
For example, The dog and partridge v The golden cock, in the Arkwrights Brewery & Agrochemicals Cup.
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Throw Karen in the bin
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In Snatch, they jump into the car and there’s a chubby, fat turd behind the wheel. One says, “I thought you said this was the Getaway car. What the fuck could he getaway from?”
How can this flabby bint lead athletes? She looks like a snowman in a Bee-Gees wig. How can she lead by example? Whining about gimmigrants and eating canned cheese?
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If England somehow win the world cup, it’ll be awful.
Decades of tedious cunts banging on about what ‘we’ did as the country’s population is diluted by darkịes and sinks ever further into the quagmire.
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I was discussing this with a mate Thomas and we concluded it would be disastrous. It will coincide with Burhnham’s assumption of control of the Reichstag and give him the perfect smokescreen to smuggle through his country fucking agenda on the crest of a wave of national euphoria. It doesn’t take a genius to work out how that will play out:
“Wahey, we are united in joy as a nation, England is the greatest wahey, and this just goes to show how wonderful it is having a mosaic of darkie rapists and carpet kissing murderers making up this glorious nation let’s open them borders up some more, wahey we’re a brilliant proud nation I’m celebrating as a proud Englishman with all you other proud Englishmen oh doubling CGT and crashing the economy btw, wahey let’s have a public holiday so we can all stand proud and celebrate being English wahey, gonna take away all your freedoms and tyrannise all of you cunts in to absolute obedience to the state on pain of imprisonment, wahey we are the champions…”
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Never mind Fat Emma
This is the best female player in the world and as an added bonus a fantastic ass.
https://share.google/q82Lru1WklDZOnRi2
She could play footsie with my balls any day
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One of the few Barcelona women players that is not a lesbian.
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From what I understand Arty you could have left out the word Barcelona and the sentence would still be entirely valid.
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😍😍😍
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Good Morning
I once Googled Lesbian Premier League Football or something similar. Apparently Liverpool are the least carpet munching team as only 63% of their women have tuppence licking tendencies and wear flat shoes.
I am not sure of Emma Hayes’ saphhic proclivities but I can stand neither the voice nor the appearance let alone the arrogant assumptions that women’s football bears any relationship to the men’s game. One of the joys of summer use to be listening to Test Match Special but that has been ruined for me by the inclusion of women commentators. To hear some bint saying the Indians need to get on the front foot when facing Jofra Archer or Josh Tongue is just pure bollocks. Geoff Boycott might have said the same thing but at least he knew what it was like facing that sort of bowling. Don’t get me started on the shrill over excitement, even the fragrant Alison Mitchell is prone to it.
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FIFA must be taking a backhander from the airline companies.
The 2030 World Cup will have a few games in South America before the remaining games in Spain, Portugal and Morocco.
I hope that both Morocco and Egypt are banned from playing, regardless of their ability to qualify.
In a knockout competition 47 of the 48 teams are going home without the trophy.
These 2 Muslim countries can’t get their heads around that and by being beaten by the country that are defending their nations title and also having perhaps the best player ever to kick a ball, Egypt claim that their game was fixed.
Morocco lost to the team which has been favourites to win the competition from the start, but their fans decided to riot throughout Europe anyway.
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Monkeys 🙈🙈🙈
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There’s just something super-sexy about a gorgeous woman in a football shirt, the tightness of the man-made fibres accentuating her feminine curves and promoting a tight bustline:
https://share.google/GeTzlvMRrBlKvZoVQ
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That’s just ruined my Bonmati post 🤮
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😂😂😂😂
You bastard Thomas
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That pic’d be better with two large holes cut in the shirt allowing her pert bosoms to flutter in the breeze.
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Delightful Thomas.
Do you get the half time fanny cam with British coverage.
You may have missed out.
https://www.diez.hn/fotogalerias/mundial-2026/mundial-2026-aficionadas-bellas-instagram-modelo-influencer-seguidores-OG31154813
How can anyone say that they don’t like football?
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FFS Thomas, that’s the burger I had and the Pear cider now being cleaned from the puke I projectile vomited onto my monitor.
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Fucking Christ on a bike Thomas !!!! There’s coffee everywhere here after seeing that pic. I’m in shock now
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Women should play the game scantily clad and only with balloons.
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Interestingly enough Artful and on the subject of that filthy shit hole Egypt.
Coptic Christians, who make up around 10 to 15 percent of the population there, are basically barred from ever representing the national team. Or getting on in any sporting discipline for that matter.
Apparently most young up and coming Christian players in Egypt are encouraged to change their names to something more peaceful sounding.
Why isn’t this mentioned in the media, where is the outrage at this blatant discrimination or why haven’t FIFA intervened and banned the bastards from international competition? South Africa in the 70s and 80s anyone.
Could you imagine the FA banning Peacefuls or Africans from competing in sports?
I’m glad a Christian country binned the carpet kissing cunts out of the competition despite much whinging, bitching and crying.
Just to confirm the levels of cuntishness of the Egyptian team, their pre match prayers were picked up by translators where their hatred of the infidel was basically on full display.
CUNTS.
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I didn’t know that but I’m not surprised Herman.
Two tier football.
A senator from Paraguay who insults a quasi French wóg gets threatened with legal action.
The Egyptians who want to bring the entire competition into disrepute, along with a country with rampaging fans, causing destruction all over Europe (but not in Morocco, I guess), have no sanctions put on them at all.
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I can only understand a foreign manager managing another country, if only to bring the country to its knees.
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Virtually all these fucking women are lesbians or in the closet lesbians. Just be grateful that Angela Eagle and Jess Phillips can’t find their jockstraps or they would be out there playing as well. Also, I heard yesterday there was a WOMENS test match. That must have been a sodding joke.
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Did our Africans beat the other team’s Africans or what?
If ‘England’ win, get ready for a load of diversity and refugee propaganda like you’ve never seen before.
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At least Cuntrarian, they wouldn’t be the real England l watched and won in ‘66 who were born within close proximity to each other and most of them hadn’t been abroad, only to play for their country.
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You might be onto something there. The whole world cup has had that sort of feeling. Wonder if FIFA will make sure the all white argie team lose out to england just so we can a diversity showcase final?
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As I’ve mentioned before.
If we win the semi, there’ll be pictures of a beaming Saka, regardless of performance, on the BBC and elsewhere.
If we lose, there’ll be pictures of a disconsolate Declan Rice instead.
And my heart fucking sinks when one of our dark keys score, because you just know there’s a potential wankfest in the offing.
I shouldn’t be made to feel like this by a bunch of africunts.
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And say what you like about the Argies.
Most of them are at least Argentinian (although that Mac Allister chap seems a bit suspect)
The French national team shouldn’t be allowed on sporting grounds alone.
They’re actually competing with players harvested from at least six other nations.
It’s not fucking right.
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I wholeheartedly agree Field Marshal.
I used to love football.
It was part of my life growing up especially.
Watching it being hollowed out and seized upon by political grifting bastards and quislings is simply unbearable.
That England team means fuck all to me.
A team of Africans, mixed race innit bruvs and Paddies managed by a fucking kraut.
Maybe it’s just me overthinking. Maybe I should just stop using my eyes, ears and brains and start supporting the cunts.
On second thoughts…
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Paul Whitehouse and the Fast Show gang parodied football punditry to perfection years ago with the Ron Manager sketches.
Talking utter cliched bollocks with a straight face. Marvellous.
But could they come up with anything as funny nowadays, seeing as the modern game has gone beyond parody?
I suppose Kathy Burke might be able to do a passable piss take of Emma Hayes, although she’s probably not ugly enough.
And besides, could you actually make her look and sound anymore fucking irrelevant and ridiculous than she already is?
I doubt it.
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I hope the next World Cup is played in the jungle and the lions eat the fuckers.
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Should’ve also added on home turf.
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FIFA might as well use the result of the Afcon final and be done with it, Sammy.
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As well as, have them shown round this mass growth of trees where their ancestors were born and unfortunately will have to stay due to there not being enough flat land for aircraft to take off.
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It won’t be long before our country is renamed Umbongoland.
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Emma-roid.
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I couldn’t help noticing the other day when watching the rugby, the desire of the cameramen to zoom in on black “fans” in the stands. They looked a bit planted to me, especially with what looked like acted gestures and emotion. Then the commentator talking some utter gibberish about the ‘diversity in our game’. All of course sandwiched between advertisements which resemble a job creation scheme for Africunts. Would you put it past this rainbow-totalitarian regime we live under to pull such stunts and stage the whole World Cup? You might as well be watching the Eurovision Song Contest, where they’ve been at this politicised nonsense for years.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DaS43YxMlPq/?igsh=ZzJiMnZ0ZHYzMXdz
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Who on earth would ask Hayes for her ‘wisdom’ anyway? She spent a short period in the wimminz Arsenal ‘academy’ and then nothing. On what does the fat roaster base her in depth footballing knowledge, her collection of Roy of the Rovers annuals? Fuck off you fat hopper before we scoop you out and use you as a houseboat.
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