Emma Hayes

is an ugly fat woke cunt.

For any cunters who are unfamiliar, this fat and very ugly cow, is a wimminz footballerist type.

Allegedly, she’s coach of the wimminz Team USA. (Who the fuck cares)

So naturally, she is shoehorned into the men’s game at every opportunity – as an expert pundit no less

She’s particularly prominent at the moment with it being the World Cup and seems to be in the studio alongside the other insufferable wankers like Gary “I hate flags Neville” and Ian “is it cos az black” Wright a tad too often.

Looking like a fat dinner lady who has stumbled into the studio by accident, complete with chalkboard tactics, along with the voice, massive saggy knockers, banter and all the charm of a desperate whore on the ratch at 1:50 am outside a nightclub, Emma churns out the usual tired clichés that these DEI hires always do.

This is obviously all predictable and tiresome – especially for any cunt who enjoys or like myself, used to enjoy football on the idiot lantern.

However during one of her recent inane ramblings when Spain were playing Cape Verde, she starts spouting off about the African team and the fact that none of the cunts representing them are from there or have ever lived there.

In her own words, this plucky goalless draw against superior opposition, was a victory for mass immigration… erm.. ok love whatever you say.

The idea of a World Cup is to celebrate the idea of a nation state you stupid fat minger.

This match being broadcast during the afternoon on ITV and here we have a blatant DEI hire delivering “the message” to the slack jawed masses.

I wonder if she feels the same about Jack Charlton’s plucky non Irish side of the late 80s and early 90s? Or were those immigrants the wrong colour?

Get back to Prisoner Cell Block H you fucking rotter.

I’ve mentioned it a thousand times on here and cunters are probably bored of hearing it but to see the sport of football in particular, so cynically exploited in order to push woke globo homo bullshit and degeneracy, makes my piss fucking boil.

Thanks for reading.

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Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

4 thoughts on “Emma Hayes

  1. I can contribute nothing constructive whatsoever to this nom, HJ…I’ll just have to encourage cunters to imagine fatty Hayes and all the England wimminz indulging in a Diddy-style baby oil licking and fisting orgy (both fanny and ass) that any straight man would love to gracefully arc off a diving board headfirst into the middle of, like Scrooge McDuck diving into his lake of gold.

  2. You know the best way to enjoy football, tune in a couple of minutes into the game, just incase a bunch of low IQ pànsys are grovelling to a dead criminal chimp..

    Use a illegal stream from the middle East or America, so no clueless split arses on it. Old school British commentators and pundits.

    If forced to watch on sky, mute mong faced gary neville for duration of game. Switch over at half and full time..

  3. I had the distinct displeasure of seeing this awful cunt at half time some weeks back.

    Luckily some wags have provided some mirth at her expense such as why is her “studio” made to look like a kitchen,her chalkboard shopping list and her desk in the shape of an ironing board.

    I can confirm she has a face like a bulldog lacking píss off a nettle and a body like a very large sack of spuds.

    But then again ITV are like the BBCs mongoloid cousin Greta.

    Fuck off.

    Good morning.

  4. My grandson age 11 plays football and he knows more about the game than this shoe horned wimminz hire…and plays too a higher standard as well 😩…stick your inclusivity up your large arse Emma and stay out of the fridge 👍

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