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Prince’s death

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I saw some Sky News in the Pub last night, from 7pm-8pm, the whole hour was arse-licking and mourning for fucking Prince’s Death with the headline “breaking news” and the same clips, tweets and VT’s recycled over and over again.

I turn on the TV this morning, flick on to Sky news to be greeted with the same “breaking news” headline and same fucking bullshit.

Prince was a cunt and now he’s a dead cunt.

But instead of reporting news they tear the arse out of this story for over 16 hours. FUCK OFF.
God help us when the Queen finally dies, I think the BBC will just put up a testcard with a picture of the Queen and the National Anthem for 6 months solid on BBC1, BBC2, BBC4, BBC News & the Red Button.

So Prince is dead, fine report it now fucking move-on you grief jacking, lazy fucking sad excuse for journalist cunts!

Nominated by: Boaby

And now we’ll see nothing but Prince albums, remixes, compilations, out takes and fuck know what else dominating the charts for the next month. Just like the Bowie cunt only much, much worse ‘cos he’s a yank.

Seriously thinking of faking my own death just to push my sales up on iTunes!

Nominated by: Chas C

Politicians [2]

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Lets face it, all politicians are cunts, professional cunts, and you don’t vote for the one you like the most, you vote for the one you despise the least.

The problem we now have is because reasonable people have not taken reasonable measures to address the issues such as migration and terrorism, people will vote for unreasonable people who will use unreasonable measures. 1930s Germany anyone?

I heard today that one of Jeremy Corbens’ fucktard women said that we should sit down and have a cup of tea with isis! You first love, you will be so full of jihadi cum you could be the worlds first portable sperm bank.

All cunts…….

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

George Galloway [2]

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Galloway is beyond the cuntisphere’

If that slimy bag of rotten dog shit gets to be London mayor, then there is no hope left for humanity. I hope his opulent lifestyle catches up with the cunt and the ambulance is twenty minutes late.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Karl Marx [2]

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Karl Marx was a cunt.

Along with every other middle class already moneyed hypocrite and cuntish student who thinks of the “Father of Modern Socialism” as some kind of fucking god. The trouble with Socialism is not, as the Empress Maggon (cunt) said, that you eventually run out of other peoples money. The problem with Socialism is that you never meet any working class Socialists.

I’d have “strong Socialist principles”, if I could afford them….

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

Hugh Laurie [2]

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Hugh Laurie is an absolute cunt.

Sure he was fine in blackadder but these yank shows he’s doing are piss poor. A vicodin pill popping bellend a medical genius who leads a team of other diagnosticians(bellends) nuff said shite show.

What a great thing to teach the already drug induced youth take drugs!.

Nominated by: Titslapper