I was discussing something online the other day and kept getting this annoying little cunt popping up saying “but Marx said this” and “Marx said that”. Who fucking cares what Marx said. I may as well quote my fucking cat. At least when he tells me he wants his tea I can be pretty sure he is telling the truth. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Along with every other middle class already moneyed hypocrite and cuntish student who thinks of the “Father of Modern Socialism” as some kind of fucking god. The trouble with Socialism is not, as the Empress Maggon (cunt) said, that you eventually run out of other peoples money. The problem with Socialism is that you never meet any working class Socialists.

I’d have “strong Socialist principles”, if I could afford them….

Nominated by: Mr Bastard