I could never understand why it costs many millions to repair the reported potholes (6312) of Surrey for example. Or indeed billions nationally. I have repaired potholes at the end of my driveway where it joins the main road. You buy a bag of tarmac, you dig out the loose stones and dirt from the hole till it’s nice and clean and solid, throw in the tarmac and voila!, it’s good for 4 to 5 years for 3 quid plus my time (1 hour) .

That doesn’t cost millions does it? I was watching a news program on TV showing councils repairing potholes. They had a road gang with 3 to 5 massive machines, stripped the entire road surface for a hundred yards and replaced the entire road. Quoted cost? 200k.

Ah! I then saw why this is a billion pound problem. Replace 100% of the surface for a 1% problem or else the potholes might come back. This has the benefit of using up any spare council slush money swilling about before the end of the budget cycle. Have you noticed the increase in road repair activity in February and March. So the sad state of the roads is a political Aunt Sally to maintain council budgets, and ‘relationships’ with the construction industry.

Pothole repair is rubbished by these experts as it doesn’t last as long as proper resurfacing. But if your planned resurfacing is way longer than the lifetime of our pothole repair then you are full of shit.

The good thing about potholes though, is that lots of cyclists in Lycra get their bollocks crushed every year.

Nominated by Mrs B, Essex

What a fucking waste of time homeschooling is, turning out antisocial fuckwits on society who can barely do their ABC’s

My friend’s retarded, welfare sucking daughter, who’s as dim as a Toc H lamp, is allowed to home school her two simian kids.(Of course the father plays the lead role in “The Fugitive”)

The kids, who are terminally fucking stupid and can’t count past two, have been taught every trick in the book… how to get free food from the foodbank, how to suck churches into giving them free holidays, how to get medical marijuana, how to maximize your welfare handout, where to get Christmas handouts. I could make a list as long as anyone wants it to be as long as they don’t want the ability to read,write, add or look after personal hygiene to be among the items.

As soon as they leave school they’ll be rejects because they don’t know how to interact with other humans, having spent most of their lives in a trailer watching fucking rugmuncher “Ellen” or Dr Fucking Eggshell Blond Phil.

I don’t know how it is in other parts of the world but we spend a shitload of money here in Vancouver on this sewage disposal of a program…. and it turns out social morons like a conveyor belt

Send them to “soft school” like they did when I was a kid, or force the fucking idiot parents to be educated themselves

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Cunting for leaf blowers and any fucking shitcunt that uses one.

Cunts start the fuckers up at stoopid o clock and proceed to blow leaves and dust from their fucking gardens and driveways out onto the street only for mother nature to blow the same fucking leaves and dust straight back as soon as said cunt with leaf blower turns his fucking back. But thats ok cos the cunts back at the same place and same fucking time a week later to go through the same fucking useless objective all over again.

Get a fucking rake you cunts, rake the fucking shit into a pile put the fucking shit into a bin bag and leave it for the fucking green recycling cunt to take away you fucking lazy bastards.

And the swish of a rake sounds lovely on a still autumn day.

Nominated by flexicunt