Dead Pool [88]

Congratulations to Basement Bob who wins the fastest Dead Pool on record by hitting the Bullseye with Jim Bowen!

So we move on to Dead Pool 88. Super! Smashing! Great!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Michael O’Leary [4]

For those flying with Ryanair Airlines, please go to Gate Cunt.

Not content with being the shittest, meanest, most money-grubbing airline company in Europe, Michael O’Leary (chief executive Tinker) has threatened to ground its planes after the UK withdraws from the European Union to persuade voters to “rethink” Brexit. He wants to make people realise they are “no longer going to have cheap holidays.”

Wow. Could a businessman be any more threateningly cunty? Well, yes.

He continued, “When you begin to realise that you’re no longer going to have cheap holidays in Portugal or Spain or Italy, you’ve got to drive to Scotland or get a ferry to Ireland as your only holiday options, maybe they will begin to rethink the whole Brexit debate.”

Hmm, I see. Therefore nothing to do with your greed and insatiable appetite for business? Sovereignty, self-rule, law-making and Independent pride can piss off and atrophy because your rapacious thirst for profit targets is more important?

Could there be a more miserable, less attractive, more uncomfortable way to travel than with these penny-pinching turds? You know your aeroplane quality is turgid when it’s more harmonious and sedate to travel with National Express!

Listen up you drunken, salivating, Leprechaun-cocked ex-terrorist, take your wretched airline with its stingy baggage rules, pay-for-the-toilet bollocks, over-painted and ill-educated ground staff and empty-headed hussy trolley dollies and shove them up your facking arse.

Typical lying Irish cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Bog hopping mega cunt Michael O’Leary has been at it again. He is threatening to ground his fleet of planes in order to force us to “rethink” Brexit.

If you can bear to read it, here is what he said to a meeting of airline bosses in Brussels ( where else? )

“I think it’s in our interests – not for a long period of time – that the aircraft are grounded….It’s only when you get to that stage where you’re going to persuade the average British voter that you were lied to in the entire Brexit debate….You were promised you could leave the EU and everything would stay the same. The reality is you can leave the EU, yes that’s your choice, but everything will fundamentally change….When you begin to realise that you’re no longer going to have cheap holidays in Portugal or Spain or Italy, you’ve got to drive to Scotland or get a ferry to Ireland as your only holiday options, maybe we’ll begin to rethink the whole Brexit debate. They were misled and I think we have to create an opportunity.”

In other words the short arse twat want’s to threaten the British people into changing the vote on Brexit. I’m not sure but I’ll bet that coercion by means of threats in order to influence a political vote is illegal, or fucking well should be.

Now I know there is a stereo type that the Irish are thick as fuck, and that there have been a handful of bright Irish throughout history. But stereo types are such for a reason, generally because they are true. This fucker is proving the stereo type single handedly: “You were promised you could leave the EU and everything would stay the same.” No you thick Mick cunt, we were promised EVERYTHING WOULD CHANGE!! That is why we voted to leave, if we had wanted nothing to change we would have voted to remain. Doss fucking cunt!!

The false magnanimity of this statement takes the fucking biscuit ( pie, sandwich and cake too ) “The reality is you can leave the EU, yes that’s your choice” Well thank you so fucking much for allowing us the right to self determination, I never realised it was in your hands to grant it. We should all be grateful to the little fucker.

Then there is the rank hypocrisy of it all. O’Leary once called the EU and “evil empire” and staunchly opposed the ROI ratification of the Lisbon treaty. Now he is the EU’s little bitch. I wonder what caused him to change his mind? Could it possibly be anything to do with his attendance by invitation to the shadowy Bilderberg Group meeting last year? O’Leary is a two faced gobshite bought and paid for whore of the globalist establishment. And a cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

Dead Pool [87]

Congratulations to Proper Cunt who correctly predicted that Stephen ‘Davros’ Hawking was the next celeb to kick the bucket (not literally obviously)!

Seems that the author of the world’s most boring book will write no more, so it’s not all bad news. Dioclese nominated him for years before changing horses. No staying power that bloke!

So we move on to Dead Pool 87.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

The Daily Mash


The Daily Mash – fucking SJW BBC funded cunt gunge. Political satire? Is it fuck, political satire aims at any worthwhile target no matter what political creed. This is just an attack on conservative right leaning voters and anyone who voted to leave the E cunting U.

It’s a free country and I don’t have to watch this unfunny Corbynista cunt fest, so why am I nominating it for a cunting? Because I have to under penalty of law pay for these cunts to sit there and cunt me off for my beliefs.

Insidious cunts package propaganda up as satire and force it on the masses.

I know the BBC is nominated often, it should be. We are forced to pay for this cancerous arse boil on society to cunt us off and laugh in our faces.

The BBC needs to self fund and see how many socialist wankers will pay for the shit it pumps out if it’s made a choice.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Theresa May [12]

Russia’s Midnight Deadline – Theresa May continues to show what a complete useless cunt she really is.

For her to think she even interrupts Putins wanking time to worry what it is she can do after midnight, when they return to say it wasn’t me gives her another gold star in being fucking useless.

So, at 12.01 when he simply tells her to Fuck Off, she will be whimpering to Macaroon for a solution and trying to get the Donald off a Porn Star to maybe tweet it.

Boris has the answer though, don’t send any dignitaries to the world cup. Yes Boris, that will fuck them.

If this poison is so deadly and only available from the Russian Military how is it that it got to Salisbury in the first place?

Did some cunt hide it in their sox at customs?

Fuck off you useless twat.

Nominated by King Cunt