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Commercial Radio

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Commercial Radio stations are Cunts.
These dreadful excuses for entertainment have been the bane of my life, as they have been forced on me for the majority of my working years. How the fuck anyone would listen to them of their own volition is way beyond me. Be it national, or a local radio station, there is little difference. All DJs are cunts, granted, but the low hanging fruit that populate these instruments of torture are the type of cunt you would love to see when reading an obituary column.

The music they play is usually the worst pop music from the last thirty years, and they will play the same shit song, at the same time, every fucking day. If you hear a song, and you hate it instantly, say, something that one of Cowells no mark pricks has recorded, then you know that it will be going into the shit loop of dross that these wankers play. Forever.

So, that’s the music, and the presenters sorted, so it’s on to the main event. The adverts. All adverts are solid cunt, we all agree. They are usually targeted at the lowest common denominator. But with commercial radio, that bar is set a lot lower, as their target audience is the lowest of the low, in both taste and intelligence. This means that the adverts you hear on the radio are possibly in contravention of the Geneva convention, such is the torture involved in listening to them. From that fucking pound shop Jason Manford clone who fronts the plusnet ads, PPI claims scum, Tool shops (you know the ones I’m talking about), fucking local hero dot fucking com, I despise them all, with every fibre of my being. You know that the ads are for the base level of humanity, as most of them have some cunt whistling in the theme tune. So, fuck the radio, fuck the cunts who work for them, fuck the cunts who advertise on them, and fuck those who listen to them.

But most of all, fuck the cunts who make me listen to them!

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

John Bercow [4]

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Might I nominate for a 24 carat cunting that poisonous undersized cocksucking big-headed cunt John Bercow, Mr Speaker himself, arselicker to new Labour and Pansy Tory MPs, the yes-mans yes-man, and bully to his staff. A greasy oil turd of a midget who in his position thinks it either clever or advisable to display a *bollox to Brexit* sticker on his car.

Why is politics full of pompous twats like him and Lady Mandelson who don’t know the meaning of the words truth, modesty and honesty. Bercow is 5ft 2ins of absolute mind numbing crap

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Libby Schaaf

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From the Land of the Libs and the Home of the Tards comes another installment of Cunts Across the Pond. This week starring Libtard Democunt Mayor of Oakland, California…Libby Schaaf.

Illegal immigrants are a real hot point issue in the US. President Trump has ordered ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) to enforce existing deportation laws.
So, much to the horror of the illegals and the libtards who support and empower them, ICE has in fact been deporting them.

The Democuntic Party has decided to thwart these efforts at enforcing the law by refusing to cooperate with Federal Law Enforcement Agencies and passing state laws declaring their cities and towns places of Sanctuary.

Last weekend, Libby Schaaf, performed an unprecedented act of cuntitude. Through sources she won’t reveal…she got advance notice of an ICE raid to be conducted in Northern California. This fucking cunt took to the airwaves and social media and issued a “public service warning” that a round up was imminent.

As a result ICE was able to arrest about 230 illegals…many of them convicted felons or under a previous order of deportation. However, due to the cunts warning, over 800 were able to hide or flee and thereby avoid arrest and deportation.

Citizens across the States are outraged and have been condemning the cunt…according to some sources…by a margin of 10 to 1. However, the cunt is not apologetic. She issued a self serving, sanctimonious statement saying she just wanted to give the illegal cunts time to tend to their affairs and say good bye to their families and loved ones. If they ran…hey that’s not her fault.

State and federal law interaction is complicated here in the states, but cooperation is the norm. This however, is open rebellion. Schaaf herself has openly said she is proud to be part of the rebellion and will go to jail to protect Oakland’s status as a sanctuary city.

I hope she does. The Feds are looking into the possibility of charges against her but as I said the relationship between state and federal law is complicated and I wouldn’t expect any serious charges against her. (But one can always hope.)

Oakland is a shithole. It will stay a shithole as long as they elect cunts like Libby Schaaf to political office. So needless to say…

I proudly cunt Libby Schaaf.

Nominated by General Cunster

Jeremy Corbyn [11]

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Just when you thought Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t possibly be a bigger cunt that you thought he was, he goes and opens his mouth and proves you wrong!

Such was the case in the House of Commons yesterday in response to Treeza’s statement on her reasponse to the poisoning in Salisbury. Despite being told in no uncertain terms on Monday that he was being a cunt on the same issue, Jezza blames the foreign office budget cuts for Putin assassinating one of his traitors. When BoJo shakes his head in disbelieve, the man who has done more to demean the position of Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition accuses BoJo of demeaning the office of Foreign Secretary.

His own MPs have now tabled an Early Day Motion stating their support for the Government’s position despite their leader decrying it. His response yesterday was almost a cut and paste from the Russian response.

If ever there was any doubt that this man and his cronies are totally unsuited to govern this once great country and that he would do nothing to defend it if attacked, it was dispelled yesterday.

The man is a fucking disgrace to his office and a total liability. God help us if he ever becomes PM…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Proclaimers

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When it comes to Scottish cunts that make me want to stab myself with a rusty nail, The Proclaimers muscle their way in to my Top Three. Charlie and Craig Reid- what a right pair of identicunts.

The stupid oversized glasses; the absolute insistence of singing in a grating Scottish accent: their blind adoration of the Scottish National Party, and the fact that one of them (fuck knows which one) was once married to a Dwarf: fuck off the both of you.
That they’ve made a living over three decades with their abysmal ‘catchy but socially aware’ songs suggests that their fans are equally cuntish.

In Scotland, no drunken gathering is complete without a bunch of cunts getting off their arses and bellowing ‘da da da dah; da da da dah’ to the woeful ‘I will walk five hundred miles’. That the miserable unwashed junkie fans of Hibernian FC have also made an anthem out of ‘Sunshine on Leith’ tells you all you need to know about these two specky fannies.
And what about ‘Letter From America”? Bemoaning the demise of shitholes such as Bathgate, Linwood, Methil and Irvine (home town of Nicola Cunt Sturgeon) when the world would genuinely be a better place without them.

The Proclaimers are at the upper end of the Cuntitude Scale and massively overdue a Royal Cunting, the Social Bastard cunts, I believe there can be no defence……..

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface