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The EU Army (2)

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Touching tribute to Blighty’s Fallen at Thiepval by May and Macron above? Fair play Old Mother May did the Old Contemptibles proud. Ram rod straight (except for the hunch), solemn measured pace despite the tottering kitten heels, respectful laying orf wreath, three paces back, a moment of prayer and respectful contemplation then turn and fuck orf oit the picture. Macron? Scampers up in heels higher than the Hunchback’s, drops Tribute then turns back an scarpers towards nearest TV cameras.
Macron you pox raddled Froggie Cunt, you do not turn your back on The Fallen. It is simply not done even if your built up heels are higher than The Hunchback’s. Appreciate it is French military custom to always to turn your back on the Enemy and run but not your dead Allies. Cunt.
Have looked for photos orf this gross liberty but all seemed to have now vanished and me butler cannot be arsed to do a screen capture from newsreel footage. Cunt.
The ultimate obscenity is that Macron and Merkel have used the sacred occasion and the publicity afforded by The Remembrance to come together to flog The EU Army.

Satisfying that little Napoleon has blotted his copybook with The Big Don and Trump has realised that La Belle France is not after all America’s First Ally and champion orf Liberte, Egalite etc. In short Trump has called Macron’s Grand Illusion orf The EU Army an insult. To give poor Blighty her due we have always opposed this ultimate expression orf Napoleonic Megalomania so why is Macron so determined to have it? He is fanning the flames orf an age old contempt orf things Anglo-Saxon and a love orf the corporatist state, indeed the basis orf the EU. France’s economy is orn its uppers and taxed up to the hilt (hence recent French demos and riots) and Macron sees another cash cow to supplement the CAP as an earner in the creation of a War Machine built by France, backed by Germany and paid for by the rest orf the EU.

Armies require trained personnel in large numbers all following a common rule book. Where will they come from? Apart from France and briefly Blighty, the EU is composed of largely snowflake nations. Conscription – what about Human Rights? Plenty orf new immigrants with military training but might be a bit suspect in the old allegiance department. Former Eastern Europe? Plenty orf tough lads but not cheap, not anymore. Divert the NATO precept into the EU force? Not nearly enough hence Trump’s bitching. Might just buy a coupla armed whelk stalls commanded by Frogs

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Oxford Labour Muslim Network

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This unspeakable satanic trinity are behind an “open letter” being circulated in the cittie of perspiring dreams, calling on the Oxford Union to “show duty of care and respect for Oxford’s diverse communidees” by cancelling an invitation to speak, given to the leader of AfD, Alice Weidel. Even the Telegraph insists on calling the AfD “far-right”. (Why, FFS ??) Apparently “platforming hate speech must not be conflated with freedom of speech”

And I would say that speaking the truth, backed with hard factual evidence, should not be “conflated with hate crime.” Funny how things seem so one-way, these days… Now when did I last hear any organisation described as Marxist or extreme-left (except here, of course) ? Those two terms seem conveniently unknown to MSM.

Sod them.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

‘A Real Man’s Game’

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Where sport is concerned, it’s basically football in the winter and cricket in the summer for me. I was recently invited to a rugby match, and it seemed impolite to refuse, although with hindsight I wish that I’d contrived an excuse.

I find it difficult to know what attracts people to such a sprawling, incomprehensible mess of a game. Two teams of grunting, hairy arsed types face off against each other, using a ‘ball’ that’s not a ball but an oval, which contrives to bounce and roll about the pitch in ridiculous fashion. One team tries to hurl and punt this artifact about. The other tries to stop them by grabbing the opposing player with the ‘ball’ and wrestling him to the ground, then piling in on top of him.

The flow is constantly interrupted by the ref’s whistle as a consequence of some obscure infringement or other. Players take an interminable amount of time to line up on the touchline, just to get the ball back into play. Then there’s the truly bizarre spectacle known as ‘the scrum’. Players go into a squashed huddle which takes forever to organise. This then proceeds to squirm across the pitch like a giant crab until somebody chucks the ‘ball’ in, at which point it collapses ignominiously into a heap.

After 80 minutes of this grinding guff, played in an incessant drizzle, the players trooped off a swamp, steaming and caked from head to foot in mud. One or two looked more than a little dazed and confused. I’d say that anyone playing this game for any length of time could literally end up needing his head tested.

In the bar afterwards (downing a welcome scotch and soda) I was asked what I thought of the game by one of the club members. I mumbled some platitudes before admitting that basically, I was more of a football man. ‘Ah yes, football’, came the slightly condescending reply. ‘A game for fannies in my opinion. Rugby, that’s a REAL man’s game’.

Well if you can’t beat ’em. Get the round in and altogether now; ‘Mary from the mountain glen, fucked herself with a fountain pen…’. Rugby. It’s a game played by cunts with odd shaped balls.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The BBC (02)

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The fucking BBC.
This morning I listened to ‘Today’ on R4 as per usual. They did an item on stop and search in London, talking to police and so on. However. –
They trotted out the following entirely erroneous, selective statistic — ‘ although only 25% of residents are black, 50% stopped are black’
Stop&search is based on intelligence on known criminals and those acting suspiciously who happen to be on the streets.
Fact: known criminals in these areas are predominantly black.
Fact: those on the streets acting suspiciously/dealing are predominantly black
So 50% white stops look token to me as a sop to Khan and his ilk.
Then came the studio discussion. They had an apologist for these fuckers (racist etc) and in the interests of balance, another apologist for these fuckers.
So the bullshit ‘racism’, ‘persecuted’, blah blah shite was not challenged. No one was there to say ‘hang on, these fuckers are targeted because they are criminals. Race is irrelevant’
So what should have been an interesting news item was buried under lefty political correctness.
Fuck the BBC

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Body piercings

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Body piercings are cunts. I can tolerate ear piercings, even though I don’t understand why people would want to stick those things in their ears, but body piercings just look hideous.

Nose rings look awful, as do other facial piercings, belly button piercings and tongue piercings are especially disgusting but the absolute worst ones are when some people choose, of their own volition and free will, to have that flap of skin between the roof of the mouth and the upper set of teeth pierced. WHY?! Why would you want to have a bit of metal in your mouth outside of tooth fillings?

Like all body piercings it’s utterly disgusting! To borrow a phrase from an esteemed cunter, fuck them.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt