Southall Black Sisters
Long time cunt, first time cunter. I’d like to nominate Southall Black Sisters for a massive cunting.

Who? I hear you ask. Exactly.

Thanks to an insufferably fawning article in ‘The Guardian’ (natch), I learned that this bunch of fucking nobodies have teamed up with uber-cunts Liberty (those fuckwits formerly headed by Shamrock Chucklebutty) to bring the first ‘super-complaint’ against the police to stop them checking witnesses against the Home Office to see if they’re illegals. Liberty lawyer Debaleena Dasgupta (a fine British name if ever I’ve heard one), is quoted as saying:

“The only acceptable solution is the formal creation of a firewall – a cast-iron promise that personal information collected about victims and witnesses by public services like the police will not be shared with the Home Office for immigration enforcement purposes.”

Now, taking aside the argument that whilst police make these checks, it allows criminals to threaten witnesses into silence, surely the plod’s main job is stopping all crime. And being in the UK illegally is, by definition, a crime. Not to mention that if people can’t make a living legally, they resort to illegal means. Personally, I want less illegal cunts on the streets, not fucking more.

Rather than tell this bunch of upstart cunts to fuck off, it seems the police are taking the complaints seriously and are already bringing in new guidelines to prevent officers accessing the Home Office database to make random checks. And they wonder why normal folk despise the cops so much.

Honestly, you couldn’t fucking make it up. The Guardian, Liberty, Southall Black Sisters and weaselly cops – cunts one and all, and utter wastes of oxygen to boot.

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir

On-line betting but bingo in particular.
There has already been an eloquent cunting of the Sun Bingo advert but I am referring to the jolly, social, happy atmosphere all these adverts promote.

On-line bingo is not a social event. It is a sad, lonely pursuit aimed at those who can least afford it.

From personal experience I have 2 nieces who lost money they couldn’t afford to these scams.
On-line bingo, and probably all forms of chance related on-line gambling should be banned or strictly regulated. The companies who profit from it are grasping cunts and the users are gullible cunts who don’t understand simple statistics or company greed.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Hollywood
Hollywood, or the pale shadow it has become.
We all have our favourite films. Mine are from the 70s when Hollywood made some stirring and thoughtful epics.
Today I read that the following are the blockbusters for next year:

A Mary Poppins remake/follow-up
Frozen 2
Captain Marvel
A Dumbo remake
Avengers something or other.
Toy Story 4
The Lion King remake
Star Wars IX( Yes, fucking 9)

Not one of these unoriginal pieces of shite would tax the intelligence or attention span of an 8 year old.
Hollywood was always full of cunts but now it is full of childish, clueless cunts without an original thought between them.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

EMERGENCY CUNTING for Suckdick’s fucking fireworks display. ‘London is open’ – no, it isn’t you cunt and nor is the rest of Britain! WE ARE FULL!!!!!

(Apologies for the lateness of the hour)

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt