Google [4]

Google are cunts aren’t they? Last week, the one day of the event marking a century since the Armistice was signed and the guns fell silent Google’s appreciation was a very small poppy – no shortcuts to stories of the men or the conflict, so much for marking the occasion of the death of 50 million+ people if the Flu immediately after the war was included.
Today on Google there is a celebration with a GIF and a shortcut to the remarkable historic achievements of …………..wait for it……………..
Mestre Bimba- yup, that towering historical world famous blambo. He invented Capoeira and its his 119th Birthday. Why isn’t there a Bank Holiday to celebrate this Brazilians contribution to the World? If you haven’t heard of him you can check him out yourself. I cant be fucking arsed even posting a shortcut.
This is snowflake history, erasing the past and making the blambo responsible for every major achievement throughout history.

Nominated by Cunto

The American left

The fucking American left.

Trump is a cunt but:-
His opponents are blaming him for pipe bombs sent by a lunatic and the synagogue massacre.
Who knew he was an anti-Semite and bomb maker? He kept that quiet, the cunt. Corbyn is fond of both practices but hasn’t been blamed.

They adopt the same position as the Remoaners here, they lost a democratic election but Trump is ‘not in their name’. I have no doubt Trump’s opponents would have been comfortable on the ‘People’s (Waitrose) March’ in London.
Fucking hypocrites to a man, woman and trannie.
The colleges no-platform anyone they disagree with – you know, normal, mainstream opinions, and are driving out all academics who are not rabid, virtue signalling, history-denying clones. Fuck me, they provide petting dogs for students whose ‘safe space’ is invaded by exams.

Obama talked well, looked good and achieved exactly fuck all in 8 years. Hilary would have been the same. The left has gone mainstream Establishment.

God help America.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Football Daily

Football Daily. Who are they, I hear you ask?

Well, they’re a YouTube channel focused on football (duh) who have a habit of letting their leftism infect their content. Haven’t seen anything they’ve done since last year when they encouraged people to vote for Corblimey and launched sniping attacks at the Tories in the aftermath of the election.

Now, the Tories are massive cunts but there’s something to be said for not letting your politics influence your content unless you bill yourself as a political channel. They also have around one and a half million subscribers but are lucky to crack 150k views so clearly I’m not alone in my hatred of them.

Nothing in particular has set off this cunting, I’ve just realised that I haven’t got around to cunting the pathetic, weasel faced soyboy cunts on here yet.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Vince Cable

Memory failing, Vince ?

Yet again, I find myself having to nominate that senile old Limp Dim fart, Vince Cable. He’s always been a miserable, whiny voiced twat. But since the referendum he’s thrown himself fully into the realms of insanity with his increasingly ridiculous, doom laden warnings of what will happen when/if the UK finally leaves the EU. Well, last night (Thursday 25th November 2018) he delivered what I consider to be the piece de resistance of Brexit doom prophecies.

According to Vince, Brexit will bring about the end of Strictly. Apparently, the reason that Strictly will have to end is that most of the professional dancers are not British. That’s true. However, it’s also true that most of the non-British dancers are from non-EU countries, and that our immigration laws are such that they would not be affected by the end of the worl…err…Brexit.

As demented, desperate Brexit scaremongering goes, this one is right at the top of the shit pile. I see it as a sign that Cable’s last remaining, hair thin grip on reality has finally snapped, and he is now clinically insane. Even IF Brexit brought about the end of Strictly, who gives a fuck? It’s a TV show for Christ’s sake. A TV in which overpaid, attention seeking, zzzz list ‘celebrities’ dress up like faggots and compete to see who can make themselves look a bigger prick than usual. The world will not end if it’s cancelled.

Yes, the few million people who actually watch that shite will be upset, but they’ll get over it. And the tens of millions who DON’T watch it, and don’t give a flying monkey’s fuck about the show, will carry on as normal. Nothing bad will happen. And let’s face it, shows like that are ten a penny. There’ll be another load of ‘celebrity’ shite along sooner or later.

For Cable to suggest that our leaving the Fourth Reich will bring about the end of a show that the vast majority of people in the UK neither watch, nor care about, is yet another sign of how desperate remainers are becoming. This isn’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is digging deep beneath the barrel. Especially Cable who, let’s not forget, is the miserable cunt who claimed he could bring down the Tory/Lib Dem coalition government that HE helped create, with his ‘nuclear option’ then remembered that the Lib Dems are against nuclear weapons.

What little credibility he had has long since disappeared. Retirement can’t come soon enough for this cunt. His brain retired years ago. And in any case, Strictly wouldn’t have to be cancelled, for the simple reason that there are LOADS of professional BRITISH dancers.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Teflon Treason May [23]

I know, it’s boring, it’s repetitive, but…again…

Treesa May.

Saw her bbc 5 phone-in “performance” on the box today, Dog almighty what a smug, duplicitous old toad she is; totally subhuman, an amoeba. She looked like a hunchback more than ever, and a poison dwarf as well, with an awful slappable face, and a nasty suspicion of blue halo behind her, making her appear like some sort of new Mother Theresa, or something on an exceptionally nasty, cheap Christmas card.

Please Dog, if I have just one Christmas wish, it’s that May comes into contact with some three-phase cables. Flash, pfffft, and the shit hits the fan.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Seconded. She has managed to keep us in the EU by presenting a worthless deal, late in the day, with no alternative. The EU seem happy which says everything. The real alternative was always ‘no deal’ ( the referendum was yes or no to membership. Not yes or yes) which would have turned the tables on the EU but of course that was never considered by May or her Remoaning civil servants. So there has been zero planning for ‘no deal’, just project Fear for ‘crashing out’. She has had over 2 years to plan. So clever or incompetent? Probably both.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble