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Google are cunts aren’t they? Last week, the one day of the event marking a century since the Armistice was signed and the guns fell silent Google’s appreciation was a very small poppy – no shortcuts to stories of the men or the conflict, so much for marking the occasion of the death of 50 million+ people if the Flu immediately after the war was included.
Today on Google there is a celebration with a GIF and a shortcut to the remarkable historic achievements of …………..wait for it……………..
Mestre Bimba- yup, that towering historical world famous blambo. He invented Capoeira and its his 119th Birthday. Why isn’t there a Bank Holiday to celebrate this Brazilians contribution to the World? If you haven’t heard of him you can check him out yourself. I cant be fucking arsed even posting a shortcut.
This is snowflake history, erasing the past and making the blambo responsible for every major achievement throughout history.

Nominated by Cunto

15 thoughts on “Google [4]”

  1. Had to do a bit of research on this. Imagine the worldwide ructions if Google had commemorated Pope Urban II’s rallying of the faithful to the First Crusade…(today, 1095)

    The birthday of Jimi Hendrix might have been a safer bet. (today, 1942)

    Other than which, no-one I have ever heard of seems to have been born on the 27th. Nov, with the possible exception of Emperor Xiaozhong of China’s Southern Song dynasty (today,1127)

    Among those turning up their toes on this day, though, was Ada Lovelace (d.today, 1852), co-inventor of Babbage’s Difference Engine, arguably the first computer ever.
    Google missed this. What cunts.

  2. Virtually everything that makes modern civilised life possible and in many cases bearable was invented or developed by the white man. I mean, what were Dawn Lardbutt’s ancestors doing during the Industrial Revolution? From whence did democracy and freedom of expression come? Had things been left to the Lardbutt’s and Flabbottomuses of this world, we’d still be freezing our arses off in caves.

    And I know for a fact that Colonel Sanders was a white Southern Republican gentleman – where would the blambo chiggun guzzling communidee be without that prominent white cunt?

    So black cunts are responsible for everything that’s wonderful, including stuff like the computer, the Internet and Google, are they?

    The first computer resembling today’s modern machines was the Analytical Engine, a device conceived and designed by British mathematician Charles Babbage between 1833 and 1871. Was he black? Was he fuck!

    Can’t be arsed to check who invented everything else, including the Internet and Google, but feel pretty safe in saying it wasn’t one of Lammy’s entitled mob.

    PS: the white man did NOT invent slavery.

    • Google – Larry Page and Sergei Brin
      Internet – several white majority countries including America and the Surrender Monkeys
      World Wide Web – Tim Berners Lee
      etc…

    • Google search for “American Inventors” and see if you can notice any pattern to the results provided in the page header.

      Google in a nutshell.

      • The boomerang! Just think what the abos might have invented if Whitey hadn’t introduced them to alcohol. They’d be living ion the moon by now.

  3. Dear Cunto…..had to look this cunt up (Bimba coca choco wadever ) jesus. its frightening that Google can find such an obscure figure to celebrate! Ive seen some of these little shortcuts to destinations about some really fuck all people, and I must confess I had not noticed the extent of this creeping promotion of some of the most ridiculous fuckers on the planet. Indoctrination….cunts!

  6. I had to goggle both Capoeira and Mestre Bimba. I really wish that I hadn’t. The human brain has a limited capacity and I’m terrified that I’ve just deleted a mental picture of Gemma Arterton naked to make room for the knowledge that some old Darkie was born 119 years ago.

    Fuck him.

  7. I went to the Oceania exhibition recently, I urge everyone to go. It was mentioned that the ancestors of the English colonists apologised to the peoples of Polynesia for all the genocide and stds we gave them, which is understandable and expected. However, part of me was wondering why the ancestors of the Polynesian people’s didn’t apologise for stealing captain cooks boat, killing him, and then cutting up his body and putting various parts around the islands. Apparently this was how they honoured gods, which made me wonder why they killed him in the first place. His men had to fight the natives to get most of his body back so they could conduct a proper burial at sea. Captain Cook made several notable discoveries, including Australia and New Zealand, yet his statue gets vandalized with paint on a regular basis. There is also something unconciously patronising about these apologies as well, as it seems to suggest that white people can acknowledge their actions and apologise, but other ethnicities are not expected to do this, as they are seen as expecting others to make excuses for them.

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