Have I got News for You.
I watched Friday’s episode for 3 minutes.
The smug cunt Hislop.
The terminally unfunny Merton.
Some cunt I have never heard of who apparently does a Trump impersonation.
Some fucking freak tranny in a dress and pearls.
From the outset the trannie started on about Brexit. That was when I turned off. No doubt the rest was conducted in the same hilarious vein, although, having voted Leave, I am obviously too thick to appreciate it.
This used to be a funny and topical programme. It is now part of the mainstream Remoaning, smug, superior, ‘look at how stupid 17.4 million people are’, establishment.
Fucking humourless, unbalanced Londoncentric shite. Much like the Remoaner’s Gazette – Private Eye.
Constructed by cunts, for cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to Cunt The British People.

The French kick off over fuel prices. We do nothing despite being betrayed by an Elite who have nothing but contempt for traditional British values and way of life.We’ll flap our gums and moan for a while…..and then we’ll do Fuck All.

Fuck us….why not? Everyone else has.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Susie Goodall

Who? Well this is the silly little rich bint that chose to sail round the fuckin world courtesy of Daddy’s money.

Very predictably, her make up bag fell overboard and she screamed SOS

As a result her rescue becomes international news, and a tanker the size of Wales has to find her and haul her on board.

If you are bored luv, get yourself a fuckin proper job, or a man, and stick to sailing a dinghy at the weekend.

Fuck me.

Nominated by Mrpoopants

Cunty relatives who steal from the elderly
I’d like to nominate my own aunt for a cunting. I cant give names as it is now a police matter, but said aunt has managed to steal a massive amount of money from her mother-My Nan. The conniving evil piece of shit has been drawing out my Nan’s life savings for the best part of 4 years, and that is as much as the family have researched to date. My grandparents worked hard all their lives to be comfortable in old age. My Nan was the daughter of a WW1 soldier and all of her 3 brothers served in WW2. My grandad’s family were all killed when a bomb blew up their house during the blitz, while he was at sea in the Navy, coming home an orphan and with no surviving relatives. This foul fucking woman knows all this and has continued to take advantage of my elderly Gran, all the while making out she is caring for her. Any time me or anyone else have had any suspicions she has lied and manipulated us into believing that she is doing her a favour looking after her, even though the fat cunt has lived, rent free for her whole pathetic life. My Nan is so upset and confused by everything, it is heart breaking. in a nut shell, she has covered herself, pleading the martyr, all the while robbing her blind. She is a fat, useless, ugly cunt and my last words on this earth to her were ‘ I hope you go to jail, and the biggest bull dyke in there takes a shine to you, and rams her fist into your fetid cunt every morning, noon and night.’
Fat.Cunt.

Nominated by QueenCuntBitch