Speech/quotation marks are an enduring cunt representing the bottomless pit of declining journalism.
Above link as an example, even the last bastion (chuckle) of the English language, the BBC is at it, low grade non journalists churning out probable AI powered stories absolutely full of speech marks.
Turning the blandest of non story into something supposedly newsworthy with the overuse of speech marks along the way, is it a mere reflection of the loss of English amongst English speakers or is it cunts thinking they are clever? I suspect both but leaning towards the former.
I also suspect saying “the former” would confuse em.
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
All this talk of commas etc reminds me that the old poof who wrote that Such and Such Abbey series (can’t remember the name honestly), Julian somebody or other, used to have a quiz on BBC 4 called ‘Never Mind The Full Stops”. Fellowes, just remembered it.
Never mind, time for a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymRYzKVV45Q
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we had a history teacher who put me off history.
I fuckin love history!!
A dull , monotone, more boring bastard,
you’d struggle to find outside of Westminster.
The cunt could make any subject grey and disinterested.
Fuck me, kids were falling asleep in their chairs.
I gave up even pretending to listen.
That cunt did me a disservice.
Took the joy and natural curiosity and aptitude for a subject an smothered it.
I hope the fuckers dead now.
and on his headstone they put
” here lies “whatshisname”
born 1941 – when ever.
a bad teacher and professional boring cunt of the top order.
may he rest in sleep
like he did to anyone he taught. ”
Fuck off
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Yeah I love history too Mis. Was lucky enough to have a passionate history teacher (not in the lusting after young schoolboys BBC sense) who had a great-uncle Horace who fought in the trenches during WW1 and brought it all to life.
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I think we all had such teachers Mis. The bulk of the teachers at my school I would rate as mediocrities, a handful were good at teaching and another handful were in the job because in those days it gave them a licence to beat children. A games and PE teacher was a holy fucking terror who cured me and many others of any interest in sport of any kind for life. A maths teacher was a raving misogynist and totally uninhibited in telling the girls, all of them without exception, that they were fucking useless and he didn’t want to see any one of them on his ‘A’ level course. I sincerely hope that this pair and the other bastards had a slow death in excruciating pain. A few years ago I was invited to a reunion the school organised for my year group. I don’t know about other alumni but I told them I would prefer having hot needles pushed slowly into my eyes
The school, from which I escaped in 1968 leaving behind everything connected with the place and all my sports kit, was Joseph Leckie, Walstead Road West, Walsall, WS5 4PG.
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we had a Spanish teacher LL.
Didn’t teach Spanish like,
she taught science.
She had a soft spot for me,
liked a cheeky lad.
Tiny little thing, with a awe inspiring temper.
she had a burner tube knotted at one end and she’d use it as a cudgel beating you with it.😄
I thought the world of her,
I towered over her, at 15 I was over 6ft but she’d whack me with that rubber hose!
if a male teacher had done that I’d of chinned him.
Nowadays she’d go to jail for whipping teenagers an swearing at them eh?
But I thought she was great.
we all did.
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My P.E teacher. A certain MIss V. Kendall.
Nice, but was firm, took no nonsense. Not at all a cunt.
Also bloody stunning, and I mean that.
Dark blonde hair, brown eyes, magnificent major tits, arse you could do a Buddy Rich on. And, the legs. My God, the legs…
Page 3 and Playboy Playmate wasn’t in it, seriously. And, when she once massaged my knee as I had a bad tackle on the football field, I was shaking like a shitting dog, I also lost the power of speech for a spell. And I also had big trouble trying to keep the old boy down in my shorts.
She was bloody gorgeous. A magnificent woman.
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No shiny shirts from me
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Bun -sen
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Hehehe,
if you type Bun#en burner on here your post dissappear into the Twilight Zone.
How peculiar.
wonder why?
hardly offensive
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You’re right MNC !
Tried it.
Result ?
Lost In Spaaaaaace !
Word Press is a bit demented.
B*nsen B*rner is probably a quare term for something thoroughly horrid.
Cunt Engine will know.
He’s started lithping apparently.
Won’t be long now.
Another closet opens 😁
All right pal ? 👍
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Coal burner.
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Evening Jack, how’s tricks?
You’ll be happy to know I was taken the piss out of mercilessly today at work due to my new and very pronounced lisp…it is pretty funny!
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Good evening Thomas.
Things are good thanks.
I assume you’re tickety boo ?
Just a few questions….
Are you growing fond of the lithp ?
Will you be keeping it ?
And have you started posing in front of your full length mirror, dressed as Lisa Nandy, whilst touching yourself sexually ?
Affirmative answers to the above will bring no shame or ridicule.
We’re all tolerant non judgemental types here, you know that.
It certainly won’t affect my opinion of you.
LOL :o)
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I’m continuing on my quest to look like fucking Gollum, Jack.
Skinny as fuck: check
Deceitful and horrid: check
Missing tooth: check
I’ve just got to destroy a hobbit’s ring and the transformation will be complete.
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Warwick Davis perchance ?
Nassssty Hobbitsessss !
Do him dry.
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Not bad Jack.
cuntengine lisping like Terry Thomas,
it’s a dark path he’s strayed down.
Next will be chiffon neck scarves and
and floppy sunhats.
you well pal?
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Yeah, I’m fine.
I’ve heard he’s angling to be next years Wootton Bassett May Queen !
The saucy little rascal.
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Don’t nod off in the ISAC canteen.
He’ll B#nsen burner your bottom.
then as you groggily awaken whisper
“that’s wath lovely,sethxy’ 💋
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No hard feelings with the passing of Roger Cook then Mis? I thought his expose on organised fly tipping in the Greater Manchester area was investigative journalism at its best. Even better when he doorstepped you and had the dog set on him.
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He set the dog on him as Roge had the temerity to leave the country cream gate swinging in the breeze, the rotten shit.
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No hard feelings on my part LL.
Roger was just doing his job.
And that half to of piss stained mattresses, garden waste and old sofas that appeared on his lawn is nothing to do with me…
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OT….
https://www.threads.com/@postmodern_iconoclast/post/DZmSOnmDLmm/the-funniest-part-isnt-the-possibility-england-fans-might-sing-trumps-a-cunt/
Hahahahahahah
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