is a cunt.
This 19 year old from Ashford, Kent has a job and produces coaching videos on-line ( of course ) but would like a job that gives back to the community. Very commendable.
She has ambitions to become a frontline officer with Kent Police. Just one small thing though, she was born missing her lower right arm and as a result is licenced to drive automatic vehicles only.
Kent Police require their officers to hold a full licence. As they say, quite reasonably
” All officers responding to urgent calls may need to use a manual petrol car if that’s the only one available.”
I certainly wouldn’t like to think that I’d had to wait for a suitable driver to be found in an emergency situation. Quite apart from the licence issue, how useful do we think Keira would be dealing with a violent street brawl?
Try the Social Services love, or the Sally Army.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
It’s going to cost her an arm and a leg if she’s still willing.
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19? Try 49.
Cunt off.
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‘allo,allo,what haven’t we got here…😩
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Having a missing limb shouldn’t stop you achieving.. take mr Han,he had a tropical island with a private army, beat mr Williams to death..
And would of got away with it, if it wasn’t for that pesky Bruce Lee.
You go girl..
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Ps did her hand fall off from too much strumming..
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She could go into porn, pretending she’s got her arm up blokes arse, or another tarts snatch.
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Reminds me of the observation from Viz a few years back:
“Jeremy Beadle has an unusually small penis. But on the other hand it’s actually quite big.”
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Or:
“Poor old Jeremy Beadle dying at such a young age, life really dealt him a shit hand.”
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She should have applied to the BBC.
She’d be presenting Country File by now.
They love a Spacca.
She should probably declare herself a lezza though. Just to be absolutely sure.
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What is this thing of people wanting to do jobs for which they are either incapable or totally unsuited or both? I can think of a thousand occupations I couldn’t have handled. I didn’t go bleating to the press about it FFS! Suck it up and move on.
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But on a more serious note, when it comes to this young lady using her truncheon, you gotta hand it to her.
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Officer Stumpy can hit the bricks.
The Police are disabled enough.
How’s she going to handcuff a suspect?
How’s she going to drag a stabbing victim across gravel while treating him as the criminal?
Ishe can’t even clap for the marvelous NHS.
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I think she’s been unfairly treated.
Seeing as the majority of fatso’s are back at the station scouring the internet for hate speech, surely there’s an opening for someone who could operate a computer mouse?
Then, if she comes across some pensioner saying they don’t like park keys, she can go along with the other 15 arresting officers and do all the talking.
‘Shut yer laptop down, son. You’re nicked!
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She could have a metal hand attached and go on the front line, bashing illegals in the face who look to be causing trouble.
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Thirty-odd years ago Sammy, there was a man worked in Cargo at Birmingham airport who was missing a hand. In its place he had a big stainless steel hook which he used skilfully and to great effect shifting some heavy stuff around. I remember thinking I wouldn’t have got in a fight with him but actually he was a nice guy.
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She’s fortunate having to only need one pair of scissors.
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Keira Simple instead
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