Keira Semple

 

is a cunt.

This 19 year old from Ashford, Kent has a job and produces coaching videos on-line ( of course ) but would like a job that gives back to the community. Very commendable.

She has ambitions to become a frontline officer with Kent Police. Just one small thing though, she was born missing her lower right arm and as a result is licenced to drive automatic vehicles only.

Kent Police require their officers to hold a full licence. As they say, quite reasonably
” All officers responding to urgent calls may need to use a manual petrol car if that’s the only one available.”

I certainly wouldn’t like to think that I’d had to wait for a suitable driver to be found in an emergency situation. Quite apart from the licence issue, how useful do we think Keira would be dealing with a violent street brawl?

Try the Social Services love, or the Sally Army.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

81 thoughts on “Keira Semple

  1. who’d want to join the police nowadays?

    you can get battered in Manchester Airport and the assailants go unpunished.

    Your indoctrinated with diversity bollocking and if you disagree?
    career over.

    your hated by the sooty community.
    Now whitey hates you too.

    coppers must look at traffic wardens an think

    ” look at Mr popularity over there”

    • They can’t help it, MNC.
      They’re pathetic control freak losers with no mates (other than other pigs) and a Napolean complex. They know they’re worthlessly inadequate as human beings, hence why they seek authority positions to have ‘power’ over the general public.
      Utter cunts, every last one.
      Institutionally corrupt, indolent, cowardly, self-important and callous.
      Fuck pigs.

  2. When all said and done, she’s only one hand, because it’s pointless having an arm without one. Having two is difficult enough at the best of times.

  3. For fucks sake Kent Police.

    A perfect opportunity to realise a real life Robocop. Ok, this being ‘modern Britain’ she is more likely to have a box of tissues on the end of her stump than a flame thrower.

  4. As someone has already said, why on earth would you make a fuss about not being suitable for a role that your handicap makes you unsuitable for.

    I cannot abide people who whine, and bleat ” it’s not fair “.

    Who the fuck ever said anything was fair?

    Suck it up, buttercup.
    You’ve got a job, you can and do drive. If you want to ‘give back’ volunteer at an animal rescue, foster someone’s pet while they recover from an illness, start a charity to raise funds for children in the same situation as you.

    There’s loads of ways to ‘ give back ‘.

    • This discrimination against disabled fuchsia is rampant.

      Stevie Wonder got turned down as a pilot by Ryanair.
      Not sure why? probably racist.

      Little Stevie Hawkings too,
      London fire service turned him down after he applied to be a fireman.

      I hate spite like that.
      I’m very supportive of speakers,mitmots, joeys, and cripples.

      • Hey Mis, I’ve just been reading about the giant Royal Nawaab curry house in Stockport. Looks like a Las Vegas casino. You been yet, I know you love a jalfrezi. Admin has booked it for the IsAC Christmas jolly.

      • I really shouldn’t have lent you that German army uniform, JP.
        And you probably shouldn’t have goosestepped across those tables, although we all thought it was hilarious!

      • No LL.
        I fuckin have not.

        I won’t eat that shite.

        it’s in a pyramid,
        Stockport has the only pyramid in England.
        we are world leaders in ancient wonders of the world.

        made using slave labour too.

      • ps

        Although not far from there is another curryhouse called Monsoon.
        An i did eat there.

        A stupid teetotal mate demanded we meet up for a meal instead of in a boozer like normal blokes.

        I ordered egg n chips.
        it embarrassed him😁

        They made me a decent egg n chips.

        knew they could cook proper food if they tried.

  5. I’m going to go out on a limb here, and suggest the whole reason for vomiting this story to the general population(or at least the itvx mong percentage) .. might be more about slipping-in the whole ‘makes videos’ angle to generate clicks for same. All the rest being just a disingenuous sleight of hand puff piece.

    Handy way to get such shit seen. Gotta hand it to her, if so ; mission accomplished, hands-down.

  6. Can I see your stump?

    that’d be the first question I’d ask if I worked with her.
    wouldn’t be able to help myself.
    Not to try and embarrass the lass,
    just ,well..kinda interesting innit?

    second question would be
    ‘can i touch your stump?’

  7. It’s fucking “Pride Weekend” round our way. Can’t go into town after 12.00pm as the trouser botherers’ parades start, ffs. If you go outdoors in the afternoon you will need iron pants and your back to the wall to avoid being randomly bummed. I seem to remember that cunt Blair invented this shit. Wall to fucking wall Erasure and vaseline. Cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

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