
The 2026 World Cup starts today so a football themed nomination seemed appropriate. Since our seasoned Football Correspondent Norman had another related rant, I figured we’d combine them for a mega rant. Over to you cunters…here we go here we go here we go – NA.
Fans who sing stupid songs are cunts.
Now, I loved the game. Home games and the atmosphere, the away trips with my mates, the ding dongs with rival supporters, the banter and the witty and historical songs.
Now, modern football is like darts. Overstuffed with morons and mongs, with no knowledge of history or tradition. Just attention seeking idiots and phone/social media monkeys.
One thing about these idiots that really gets on my gonads is the ridiculous and pointless songs they sing.
England fans singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ (along with the vomit inducing ‘So good! So good! So good! chav mong chant). What the fuck has an old Neil Diamond tune about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with the shower of diversity shit that is the England team? Sheep like cabbages.
And now, Aston Villa fans have taken to singing ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’.
Now, I have had more than enough of this Oasis dirge. It was done to death when the appeasement – sorry, silly me – the tributes started after the Manchester Arena sandfilth mass murder. So, I am not overfond of it as it is.
However, Villa fans singing it….. What has a song by a known Manchester City supporter got to do with the old Birmingham club? Seeing Villa fans bawling shit lyrics like ‘So, Sally can wait…’ Absolutely stupid and pointless.
And, who knows what totally irrelevant and shit song the England retards will sing at the upcoming World Cup. Will they grunt the tune of the Shite Stripes moron magnet ‘Seven Nation Army’? Or wil they yet again turn the songcraft of Neil Diamond into a chav freak show? Rest assured, it will be nothing whatsoever to do with England or its history.
Nominated by Norman.
With a second half dominated by this from Norman:
The giddyness and arrogance of England fans. And, of course, the joke that is the England team (and there almost certain failure) are cunts….
As another World Cup looms nearer, the England fans annoy everyone with their hubris and thoughts of a divine right to win the damn thing
Flags all over the place, that shit song by those Baddiel and Skinner cunts, and moronic mongs will be ubiquitous until England get knocked out (which they will).
All that ‘It’s coming home’ shite. England only ever won it the once. When everything fell into place. Swinging London, the Kinks at No,1, a radiant young Queen presenting the trophy, played on our own turf, and a group of great players (Banks, Moore, Bobby and Jack, Stiles, Ball). A true one off, never to be repeated.
The fact that these idiots always use 1966 as a yardstick is a joke. No players since 1990 have even come close. There is nothing wrong with a bit of optimism, but they take it too far and have ideas well above England’s station. This happens at every tournament. Giddyness and ‘It’s coming home’ followed by failure and post mortems.
The so-called ‘Golden Generation’ being the most laughable of the lot. The likes of Terry, Lampard, Rooney, Cole, Rio Ferdicunt, Beckham. Too many big heads, too many huge egos, and way too much debauchery and unprofessionalism. Devils dandruff and roasting Babestation slags does not win a World Cup.
Also, the wimmin taking the thing over was a huge fuck off alarm bell.
All that WAGs bollocks, seeing the pouting vacuous mugs of Cheryl Cole and Skellington Spice everywhere did not help. Whichever manager it was (was it that Sven knobhead or the Tommy Cooper Eyetie look alike?) should have not allowed those wives anywhere near the World Cup camp. Tabloid proximity and off-field distraction – driven by the attention seeking of Cheryl and Skellington also had a severe negative effect.
The thing being, nothing has changed much. The current lot are a bunch of woke lily livered primadonnas. All virtue signaling and knee taking. Playing in a swimming pool with rainbow inflatable unicorns? Can anyone imagine Jack Charlton or Nobby Stiles doing that after an England defeat? These clowns also fucked up big style at Euros 2021. As Gareth’s ‘Three Degrees’ buggered up all of their penalties. Then, Whale Tongue did the same thing in the semi final of the last World Cup.
How anyone can see this lot as heroes is baffling. And, any cunt who genuinely thinks they will win it are insane. Scotland know they are going to get gubbed. Yet the Tartan Army know this and they enjoy themselves. But the England fans seem to think 1966 entitles the England team to a divine win at every tournament. Way too many cock ups to mention.
The re-re-re-re releases of that dreadful song show how many times the giddyness has been deflated and the England team has failed. In 1996, it was ’30 years of hurt’. Now in 2026 it’s ’60 years of hurt’. I wonder, will the song surface again in 2046…. ‘100 years of hurt’?
60 years of hurt? Nah, nothing so meaningful.
60 years of failure. 60 years of shit.
The picture in the link says it all…
BBC iPlayer. (This might only work in the UK – NA)
I gave up watching England, when weak as piss wokegate said, if you don’t like seeing the players grovelling to a drug taking, criminal chimp, we don’t want your support..
Well that advice saved me a lot of wasted time and money..
Cheers you shit bearded cuck..
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From The Daily Mirror today:
YES WE KANSAS
From me today:
Oh no you Cuntas.
If it does Come Home, Mrs Cumber will eat mine.
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Will the white players ‘take an eye’ (some sort of performative gesture pointing at their left eye) to honour the poor bugger who almost got beheaded and had his eye bladed out in Belfast?
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Re pointless songs, I would contend that England rugby fans are even worse with that ‘Swing low sweet chariot’ crap.
What the fuck has a sámbo spiritual got to do with rugby?
I say bring back….
It Was On The Good Ship Venus
My God you should have seen us
The figurehead was a nude in bed
Sucking a red hot penis
Sung with gusto when rugby was a man’s game.
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I’ll be treating the World Cup the same way I do a royal wedding, complete apathy.
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The team is managed by a fucking kraut.
I rest my case.
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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For my own amusement, I’ve made myself a bingo card with certain predictions and phrases that I’ll cross off as events proceed.
‘If England lose, the BBC website will publish a picture of a glum looking Declan Rice’
‘If England win, the BBC website will publish a picture of a beaming Bukayo Saka, even if he was only on the pitch for 30 seconds’
‘Marcus Rashford and his agent will allege racial abuse on social media after he’s had a shit game (again)’
‘A BBC presenter will ask if FIFA are doing enough to tackle racism’
So, with that little lot and phrases such as ‘world class’ ‘the press’ ‘transition’ ‘warriors’ and ‘genius’ I’m sure of a full house by the end of next week.
What a pile of lazy journalism and race baiting shit we’ve got to look forward to.
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