The 2026 World Cup starts today so a football themed nomination seemed appropriate. Since our seasoned Football Correspondent Norman had another related rant, I figured we’d combine them for a mega rant. Over to you cunters…here we go here we go here we go – NA.
Fans who sing stupid songs are cunts.
Now, I loved the game. Home games and the atmosphere, the away trips with my mates, the ding dongs with rival supporters, the banter and the witty and historical songs.
Now, modern football is like darts. Overstuffed with morons and mongs, with no knowledge of history or tradition. Just attention seeking idiots and phone/social media monkeys.
One thing about these idiots that really gets on my gonads is the ridiculous and pointless songs they sing.
England fans singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ (along with the vomit inducing ‘So good! So good! So good! chav mong chant). What the fuck has an old Neil Diamond tune about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with the shower of diversity shit that is the England team? Sheep like cabbages.
And now, Aston Villa fans have taken to singing ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’.
Now, I have had more than enough of this Oasis dirge. It was done to death when the appeasement – sorry, silly me – the tributes started after the Manchester Arena sandfilth mass murder. So, I am not overfond of it as it is.
However, Villa fans singing it….. What has a song by a known Manchester City supporter got to do with the old Birmingham club? Seeing Villa fans bawling shit lyrics like ‘So, Sally can wait…’ Absolutely stupid and pointless.
And, who knows what totally irrelevant and shit song the England retards will sing at the upcoming World Cup. Will they grunt the tune of the Shite Stripes moron magnet ‘Seven Nation Army’? Or wil they yet again turn the songcraft of Neil Diamond into a chav freak show? Rest assured, it will be nothing whatsoever to do with England or its history.
Nominated by Norman.
With a second half dominated by this from Norman:
The giddyness and arrogance of England fans. And, of course, the joke that is the England team (and there almost certain failure) are cunts….
As another World Cup looms nearer, the England fans annoy everyone with their hubris and thoughts of a divine right to win the damn thing
Flags all over the place, that shit song by those Baddiel and Skinner cunts, and moronic mongs will be ubiquitous until England get knocked out (which they will).
All that ‘It’s coming home’ shite. England only ever won it the once. When everything fell into place. Swinging London, the Kinks at No,1, a radiant young Queen presenting the trophy, played on our own turf, and a group of great players (Banks, Moore, Bobby and Jack, Stiles, Ball). A true one off, never to be repeated.
The fact that these idiots always use 1966 as a yardstick is a joke. No players since 1990 have even come close. There is nothing wrong with a bit of optimism, but they take it too far and have ideas well above England’s station. This happens at every tournament. Giddyness and ‘It’s coming home’ followed by failure and post mortems.
The so-called ‘Golden Generation’ being the most laughable of the lot. The likes of Terry, Lampard, Rooney, Cole, Rio Ferdicunt, Beckham. Too many big heads, too many huge egos, and way too much debauchery and unprofessionalism. Devils dandruff and roasting Babestation slags does not win a World Cup.
Also, the wimmin taking the thing over was a huge fuck off alarm bell.
All that WAGs bollocks, seeing the pouting vacuous mugs of Cheryl Cole and Skellington Spice everywhere did not help. Whichever manager it was (was it that Sven knobhead or the Tommy Cooper Eyetie look alike?) should have not allowed those wives anywhere near the World Cup camp. Tabloid proximity and off-field distraction – driven by the attention seeking of Cheryl and Skellington also had a severe negative effect.
The thing being, nothing has changed much. The current lot are a bunch of woke lily livered primadonnas. All virtue signaling and knee taking. Playing in a swimming pool with rainbow inflatable unicorns? Can anyone imagine Jack Charlton or Nobby Stiles doing that after an England defeat? These clowns also fucked up big style at Euros 2021. As Gareth’s ‘Three Degrees’ buggered up all of their penalties. Then, Whale Tongue did the same thing in the semi final of the last World Cup.
How anyone can see this lot as heroes is baffling. And, any cunt who genuinely thinks they will win it are insane. Scotland know they are going to get gubbed. Yet the Tartan Army know this and they enjoy themselves. But the England fans seem to think 1966 entitles the England team to a divine win at every tournament. Way too many cock ups to mention.
The re-re-re-re releases of that dreadful song show how many times the giddyness has been deflated and the England team has failed. In 1996, it was ’30 years of hurt’. Now in 2026 it’s ’60 years of hurt’. I wonder, will the song surface again in 2046…. ‘100 years of hurt’?
60 years of hurt? Nah, nothing so meaningful.
60 years of failure. 60 years of shit.
The picture in the link says it all…
BBC iPlayer. (This might only work in the UK – NA)
I gave up watching England, when weak as piss wokegate said, if you don’t like seeing the players grovelling to a drug taking, criminal chimp, we don’t want your support..
Well that advice saved me a lot of wasted time and money..
Cheers you shit bearded cuck..
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Totally correct.
I was LFC mad, started questioning stuff when they were wearing laces for pooftahs, now I just think what the fuck would you do if a player like Norman Hunter was still around?
Probably start crying, even then people would say they were ‘brave’ lol
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From The Daily Mirror today:
YES WE KANSAS
From me today:
Oh no you Cuntas.
If it does Come Home, Mrs Cumber will eat mine.
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Will the white players ‘take an eye’ (some sort of performative gesture pointing at their left eye) to honour the poor bugger who almost got beheaded and had his eye bladed out in Belfast?
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An advert for learning self defence m8. If you know it well enough putting a sooty in a rear naked choke, or a arm bar with no mercy really isn’t difficult.
My heart goes out to that poor fella, another victim of pretending not to notice. I’d have dropped the spook on the spot.
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When the 3 Joes had that cunt put to the ground, is that 2 cops that (then) enter the scene? .. as if they were watching from afar up until that point?
I don’t know (really!) how the guy with the hurl was so reserved once he got the upper hand.
Just not a savage in a world of more and more savages, I guess.
The thought of turning the Belfast attackers skull into a 3D jigsaw with the edge of the hurl there and then gives me energy since viewing Sir Limpey’s link 2 days ago.
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fck me if I had a hockey bat I’d have well , guess the rest
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… is it : stepped inbetween, called me a far-right racist and warnwd me to leave the poor misunderstood fella alone ?
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Hi, Termujin.
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Re pointless songs, I would contend that England rugby fans are even worse with that ‘Swing low sweet chariot’ crap.
What the fuck has a sámbo spiritual got to do with rugby?
I say bring back….
It Was On The Good Ship Venus
My God you should have seen us
The figurehead was a nude in bed
Sucking a red hot penis
Sung with gusto when rugby was a man’s game.
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…
The first mate`s name was Paul,
He only had one ball,
But with that knacker
He could roll tabacca
Up his cabin wall.
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I see you’re a veteran of the 1970s school coach trip as well Pubis.
Remember the others in your repertoire?
We excelled at ‘Four and twenty virgins’, ‘Eskimo Nell’ and ‘I don’t want to join the Army’.
Always ignoring the teacher’s edict to keep it clean.
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🎼Here we go, here we go, here we go-oooo,
Here we go, here we go, here we go-o,
Here we go, here we go, here we go-ooooooo,
Here we go, here we go, here we go.🎵🎶
They don`t write them like that any more.
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I’ll be treating the World Cup the same way I do a royal wedding, complete apathy.
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No.
Just no.
Thanks, but no.
If asked would I rather watch the world cup final (or any match) OR watch paint dry? ; … then show me the Dulux!
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The team is managed by a fucking kraut.
I rest my case.
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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You forgot the oven Tez xxx
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Good point,however I’m hoping the team bus is hijacked by a mexcan cartel.
That would be worth watching.
Also,Oven🤩
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Should be a national born and bred not some wretched import and should apply to all countries.
Good Morning.
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For my own amusement, I’ve made myself a bingo card with certain predictions and phrases that I’ll cross off as events proceed.
‘If England lose, the BBC website will publish a picture of a glum looking Declan Rice’
‘If England win, the BBC website will publish a picture of a beaming Bukayo Saka, even if he was only on the pitch for 30 seconds’
‘Marcus Rashford and his agent will allege racial abuse on social media after he’s had a shit game (again)’
‘A BBC presenter will ask if FIFA are doing enough to tackle racism’
So, with that little lot and phrases such as ‘world class’ ‘the press’ ‘transition’ ‘warriors’ and ‘genius’ I’m sure of a full house by the end of next week.
What a pile of lazy journalism and race baiting shit we’ve got to look forward to.
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Indeed,Our BBC will state the Far Right have posted raycist abuse online..
Only for some cunt to.point out the comments are being made by wógs in Hyderabad and other assorted shitholes.
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I fervently hope the croats🇭🇷 give us a first game arsing followed by a voodoo hoodoo by Ghana🇬🇭 for the fellow cousins of so called English players then panama🇵🇦 can throw us in the famous canal😩….I stopped going to my beloved elland road in 2010 after 40 years of travelling the country and abroad for the simple reason of I’d realised that it had become a very poor imitation of the game I once treasured …(dirty) Leeds against the mancs,the Scouse and Chelsea etc back in the days of bremner,Giles,smith,yeats,stiles,crerand,Harris,storey,etc,etc..all the passion,fight,blood(literally)and thunder of a man’s game with plenty of skill too boot …hardly a foreigner in sight (we did have a black winger Albert Johaneson) way back and on his day he was mustard TBF..as for the chants what happened to ‘your going home in a fucking ambulance 🚑’ 🤕… footballs coming home! .. behave
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Lol, I remember too, dirty fckn Leeds lol.
Mr Souness was a bit of a cunt too.
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The last time we had Leeds down at the Liberty in Swansea we all joyfully sung “He’s one of your own, he’s one of your own, Jimmy Saville, He’s one of your own”. Of course most Leeds players are ex Swansea.
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The England match was on in the background in the local last night.
I was playing snooker (a proper game) and not really paying any attention to the football but couldn’t help noticing that the entire team bar the goalkeeper in the second half was of African descent.
Cheered on by a load of mainly sad fat white cunts wearing England tops in the crowd.
How unbelievably depressing.
The England football team is an ideologically captured outlet for the Party propaganda machine.
I hate the cunts and look forward to their exit from the tournament.
Good morning.
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I won’t be watching the black and white minstrel show. Did enjoy watching the 1966 we cheated or way too.
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I think it was all over when the darkles started playing for us.
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I hope all the “Engerland” players catch the 🐒pox and the Kraut manager is pushed in front of an approaching bus.Bunch of primadonnas.
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Spot-on.
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Thanks
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If England do somehow scoop the big prize next month then I would say that it’s time to consider emigration.
To avoid the predictable wank fest of how it’s all thanks to diversity.
The likes James O’Braindead of LBC, Cathy Newman and every other insufferable bastard in the MSM revelling in the multicultural orgy like a starving stray dog in a bag of rotten fish heads.
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If I remember correctly, the singing of Sweet Caroline in sports started in cricket, specifically, the T20 competitions & most likely something to do with the entertainment in the break between innings, but I might be wrong.
I kind of get the idea of everyone being semi-pissed & having a sing song at cricket, but fuck knows why football fans have taken it on.
The World Cup can get to fuck this time around – the majority of England players are fannies since Wokegate put his stamp on it & with 48 teams it’ll be a footballing shitfest. Should be 16 teams, 4 groups of 4 & the whole thing wrapped up in 2 weeks or so. Oh yeah, don’t forget the ‘King of Beers’ – fucking Budweiser piss water, is the main sponsor! What a shit-show.
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I fucking hate that shit song and it’s all because (not unlike in the Milk Tray advert) the gentleman loathes Gareth Wokegate.
Wokegate, and his sycophant disciples, helped create a permanent rift between those who like the England team and those you used to like the England team.
Apparently there’s some shit programme on the BBC Aaaiiihhh Playah doing the rounds about this cunt and his glorious failures.
I’d prefer to attach bulldog clips to my ball sack than sit through anything involving Wokegate.
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I suspect that ‘Caroline’ was barely double digits
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As the next big thing is ,ladies football, perhaps they will be our saviours?. The word is that our old friends, The Labour Ladies Lesbian Football XI are planning to be the national team in 2030, led by their plucky captain, Jess Phillips. It had been planned for this year, but, Jess, silly girl, mislaid her jockstrap.
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I won’t see any of the world Cup.
Not because I think football is boring as feck,
but because I can’t fit in with the boring fuckin fans.
” COME ON, you filthy black bastards!!!”
load of sad faces and banned from the pub.
I hope they all get sickle cell.
toodles💋
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Will they take the knee for Chicken George?🤔
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If we took our own ball with us for every match we played, when we lose (and lose we shall) we can bring our ball back. Thus, “football`s coming home”. Sorted.
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World, Cup? Brilliant. “You’re Gonna Get Your Fuckin’ Heads Kicked In!”, “Let Him Die!”, “In Your Liverpool Slums!”, “No One Like’s Us!”… All this, plus Panini stickers, shed-loads of lager, and vindaloo…Thanks to The Donald!! Get In! ‘Ave It! Fuck off!
Good morning, everyone.
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Maybe the odd heart attack here and there might brighten things up, especially if you don’t particularly like them.
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I only watch it now for the fuck ups at the back which are unnecessary and when their careers are over, due to wearing babies socks without protection, especially when they’re persons I don’t like, or of a colour other than white.
The interfering tarts who stick their whorish ways into things with the term wags, which is grammatically incorrect, should have their initials of wives or girlfriend’s, which isn’t allowed to be printed.
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Due to not having a keen interest in the game anymore, I believe new stricter rules are coming to the World Cup, such as time wasting, advancing forward on free kicks and thow-ins, besides feigning injuries and others, which could encourage me to watch some of it.
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I think that the England supporters make things worse for the players.
There is always an unrealistic expectation for them to win.
The team seem to play with the attitude that they don’t want to lose rather than going out there to win.
That’s why the results are always disappointing.
The English fans are perhaps the worst and rudest in the world.
They have no respect for football.
They just want to cause trouble wherever they go.
We will soon be inundated with thousands of the cunts who for some odd reason want to watch the televised games in Benidorm.
They have been told that they will be fined for wearing an England shirt on the streets (all other nationalities, except for the Spanish are under the same restrictions).
They will still try and get away with it, and the other loutish behavior that they are famous for.
Hopefully some of them will get shot by the police.
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I agree 100 percent.
They’re the biggest bunch of cunts anywhere on the planet when it comes to football.
Entitled drunken fucking morons on the whole.
The amount of times I’ve been ashamed to be from these islands when I’m abroad and England happen to be playing tournament football.
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I was at the Spain v England game at the Hercules Stadium in Alicante many year’s ago.
One stand was exclusively for the English yobs.
Fuck knows why, but they all want to stand up for the entire game.
They were escorted to and from the stadium by an army of heavily armed Guardia Civil, bypassing all the bars on the route.
They were not allowed to drink on the way and they were not served in the stadium bars.
Inside the stadium they were completely surrounded by the police.
They still managed to make cunts of themselves.
The only other game I have been to with such a huge police response was when the Russian team played.
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What makes me laugh about the English fans, is the brandishing of flags from the lower divisions, all because of the chances of seeing a better game.
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I agree Artful.
The England fans reaction to Beckham’s sending off in 98 was dreadful. Lower Division team hooligans and ‘Appy Ammers’ Kray worshiping scum lynching effigies of the lad and sending him death threats. Lapping up being egged on by those tabloid vermin. The lowest of the low. He was a 23 year old lad for fuck’s sake. Blokes in their 30s, 40s and 50s hanging up dummies from lamp posts? Jesus. Mind you, these very same scum cheered Beckham on when he became England Captain. Fickle fairweather shite.
The sending off itself? I thought Dave was a big girl. Instead of flicking his foot out at Simeone, like a ‘special’ brat on Smarties, he should have bided his time, got the Argie off the ball when the ref wasn’t looking. Stupid and childish. One of the softest red cards I’ve ever seen. But I didn’t want him hanged for it.
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Altogether now –
🎶 They’re coming home,
They’re coming,
England’s coming home 🎶
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I hope they didn’t bother turning the plane engines off.
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Football is for poofs
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World Cup and football fans? I couldn’t give a rat’s arse.
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It’s the only time when the English are allowed to fly the 🏴 without being called far right racists, just mindless yobs init.
The England team or African 11 captained by a white man called Bwana.
Gotta laugh, it’s only a few years ago that the BBc presenter had a little rant because the Women’s team were all white.
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Not many Ingerland flags out so far,perhaps the fans are afraid of “the full force of the law”?
“starmer is a wanker” is mildly amusing but not in the same league as “fuck Joe biden”..
What a pile of shit.
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Let’s go Branden.
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Home before the postcard and then the BBC can jizz themselves in to a stupor over the daft women.
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Never been that interested in football but I will make a prediction, the only thing coming home will be the team.
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At least our footy songs are a million times better than any that the yanks sing. Google “I Believe That We Will Win” if you don’t believe me.
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🎶 There’s only one George Floyd
One George Floyd
There’s only one George Floyd
George Floyd 🎶
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Over hyped boring crap, top fuel is much more interesting.
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I never watch live games anymore due to the constant unnecessary interruptions. When I’ve recorded enough, I talk to the Q box by asking it to move along when there’s some pushing and shoving going on at corners, time over free kick’s, injuries, substitutions and fucknose what for wasting time. VAR repeats, goals repeated celebrations repeats. I do my best to make the game flow like it should. At the half time whistle, I tell it to fuck off forward 15 minutes. That’s the only thing set in stone. Then we get a repeat of the same stoppages of both half’s with time added on, for me to go off for a shit, shave, shower and a haircut, just in time to for me to catch the end.
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I’m glad I watch it all in silence, due to claptrap nonsense and I’ve noticed Sly having missed goals live on the odd occasions and wondered what must’ve been said.
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I suppose it will be the greasy dagos that win again Them, or the boche, or the frogs, or the Argies. Fuck the lot of them. As long as it’s not the towel heads!
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