Dead Pool [389]

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Ann Robinson
‘All the President’s Men’ screening at the Classic Film Festival, Opening Night, Los Angeles, America – 28 Apr 2016
40th Anniversary Screening of ‘All the President’s Men’

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 388 by picking American actress Ann Robinson (not to be confused with the ginger woman on The Weakest Link) who has died aged 96.Over a long Hollywood career she was perhaps best known for her role in War of the Worlds.She died last September but her death was only announced a couple of days ago.She is survived by her 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 389

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

55 thoughts on “Dead Pool [389]”

    • clint eastwood
      dick van dyke
      sophia loren
      beast of bolsover
      bruce willis

      • That song from the old Cadbury’s Flake advert comes into my head when Rayner is thought of. Only, the words are changed a bit…

        ‘Only the filthiest, dirtiest scrubber…’🎵

    • C’mon Norm, you can’t stop the lyrics there. What’s your next line going to be? Tastes like what?

  4. In there Lord B.

    Wilf McGuinness (ex-Manchester United manager)
    Andy Taylor (Duran Duran/Power Station lead guitarist)
    Barbara Bain (Dr Helena Russell from Space 1999)
    Maggie Kirkpatrick (Joan ‘The Freak’ Ferguson from Prisoner Cell Block H)
    Rita Moreno (Actress/Sex Symbol)

  5. I heard that Gary Walker (aka Gary Leeds) passed away recently.
    So, the last of the Walker Brothers has gone.

    Hope he’s getting pissed with Scott and John somewhere.
    RIP.

  6. Proclaimer 1. (Charlie Reid)
    Proclaimer 2. (Craig Reid)
    Billy Connolly.
    Annie Lennox.
    Susan Boyle.

    I’d walk 500 miles and 500 more just to see the shit kicked out of these two cunts – NA.

    • Both parts of Jedward having been struck down by a retro-virus resilient strain of AIDS, monkeypox and Ebola.

  8. I feel like a bit of a bounder picking her when she was already dead.
    But for some reason her family left it 6 months before they announced she kicked the bucket.
    Anyhoo
    Roger McGough
    John Gorman
    Nanette Newman
    Caren Marsh Doll
    Noddy Holder

  12. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Timmy Mallett
    Gillian McCutcheon

  13. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Billy Fucking Bragg
    Stephen fucking pompous oaf gaylord Fry
    Scot Mills

  14. Bill Duke
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Norman Coburn
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
    Ken Rosewall

    Nice work LB.

  18. Mojtaba Khamenei
    Colin Bell (Mosquito pilot)
    Sasha Johnson
    Buzz Aldrin

    • I missed out on Archbishop Hollingsworth, whom I picked a few times previously. Oh well, rot in Hell grubby cunt.

  20. Royston “Roy” Clarke (writer ‘Last of the Summer Wine’)
    Renée Richards (tranny tennis player)
    Nigel Starmer-Smith (RU player & commentator)
    Dave Scott (Apollo astronaut)
    Robert Colbert (actor ‘The Time Tunnel’)

  22. Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Gene Gotti
    John Stanfa (ex Philly Mob Boss)

  23. David Attenborough
    Roger Penrose
    Robert Wagner
    Bonnie Tyler
    Rudy Giuliani

  24. Mel Brooks
    Marion Ross
    Michael Craig
    Robert Wagner
    Jimmy Tarbuck

  25. David Attenborough
    Roger Penrose
    Robert Wagner
    Bonnie Tyler
    Rudy Giuliani

      • But there’s a unique situation upcoming … I put in Wagner a minute or two before CWNN but biffed the email & so it’s in mod queue. If it appears, … and wagner dies …

        Anyways. Am currently annoyed ; I had Judith Chalmers ALREADY typed in a list of 5 to pasye/copy, waiting for the Robinson reset. I literally had to take her out of my submissions. If only the Robinson submission was yesterday, I’d ‘a won this deadpool in less than 24 hours. 🤬

  26. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  27. Don King
    David Daker (actor)
    Barbara Knox
    Melvyn Hayes
    Ratko Mladic

  28. Just one from me this time:

    Zack Failed Acting, British Red Cross-dressing, Department of Justice committee non-existing, Houseboating, Council Tax Dodging, Electoral Register Avoiding, Fudge Packing Hypnoknockers Yaxley-Pauldon, the fucking cunt.

    From AIDS.

  29. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Biri.

  30. Virginia Mckenna
    Angie Dickinson
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Ian McShane

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