Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Justin Welby [8]

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Justin Welby

Urgent repeat cunting required for scumbag Justin Welby, Cuntuar.

He has refused to apologise for smearing the late George Bell, Bishop of Chichester, as a paedophile.

It seems that there was never any serious evidence to back up allegations made almost 40 years after Bell’s death. And his 94-year old niece is still having to deal with Welby’s cuntitude.

The Christian community have, I feel, rightly accused Welby-Cuntuar as lacking in any Christian compassion.

I must be honest, and declare my own interests. I have always thought Welby to be an obnoxious, smug runt; out of the same warped mould as Miranda B. Liar. As someone pointed out, Bishop Bell’s war records were exemplary, helping many Jewish and child refugees; perhaps today’s tissue-paper sky-pilots are just about intelligent enough to realise that they are intellectual pygmies by comparison with Bell.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Charity Adverts [2]

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CHARITY ADVERTS

They piss me off so much – ( poor Mtebe having to walk miles for a pint of diseased liquid) , but I smile to myself as I think of my version:

Adults are suffering in England today due to huge taxes and over-crowding caused by unchecked immigration.

GeeDee has to drive to Tesco every day ( a round trip of six miles ) just to buy his essential bottles of the cheapest wine – three bottles
in total. He has to do this day in and day out just to keep himself topped up.

But by texting WINO on your phone and pledging just £50 a day, he could have three bottles of a top quality wine delivered via the internet and not have to go through the stress of driving and parking his car every day. This will keep him safe and warm this winter

Thank you.

Nominated by GeeDee

Natalie Portman [2]

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Natalie Portman is a cunt…
Not only is this bony cunt a fully paid up member of the Me Too (to get publicity and points) witches guild, and also yet another who kisses Polanski’s smelly old arse, she is also that classic Femstapo type of hypocrite who dumbs down and bitches at her own kind…

A few years ago now a young (and very tasty) Jessica Simpson posed in a bikini and she also let on to magazine the interviewer that she was still a virgin (which she was at the time)…. But Portmouth automatically assumed that Simpson was lying and wasn’t a virgin, simply because she posed in a bikini… What the skeletal feminazi motormouth is saying is that all girls who wear such things are unquestionably slags…. Jessica Simpson recently found out about this slur and took the Olive Oyl look-alike gobshite to task (well done,love)… And I would rather shag Jessica than that Polanski loving walking Xylophone any day… The cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Hospital managers

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Hospital managers.
These are probably the most cunting cunts of all.
They are there in their thousands in every hospital, more cunting managers than patients. They do absolutely nothing to help anyone, least of all the people who are ill. All they actually do is e-mail each other to arrange meetings to decide the date of the next meeting. When they piss everyone off or get pissed off themselves, they get a huge payoff and go get another manager’s job in the other hospital down the road. Let’s hope they all get something terminal and have to become patients themselves. Cunts. All of them.

Nominated by Bilbo C

The Jolly Hog

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What or who in the name of fuck is the Jolly Hog.

Until today I too had been spared this pile of cunt.

I rarely shop at Sainsbury’s but having collected 5000 nectar points worth apx £25 for spending several thousand pounds on fuel, earlier today I thought it would be a good idea to redeem them on a Xmas food shop.

And so it was I came across a brand of Sausages called the Jolly Hog.

I get why companies try to create a personality for their shite but this attempt is nuclear fision piss boiling.

There’s a lightly illustrated picture of the 3 cunts that apparently have created the brand on the packaging.

It says ‘Once upon a time there was 3 jolly brothers….. a rugby player, a ship broker and a cabinet maker (cunts), the three brother loved eating meat, especially pork. They decided to create their own delights which would one day become the best and most delicious in the world and BOOOOOM the Jolly Hog was born’.

And if that isn’t cunt of the highest order just to reinforce it the 3 brothers are called Josh, Max and Olly,

Cunts

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface