Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Benedict Cumberbatch [6]

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Benedict Cumberbatch is a cunt. Again.
Channel 4’s Brexit: An Uncivil War was an accurate, true, bold account of the… Naa, it wasn’t. It was dogshit in a saucepan.

Leave were under-handed, they used cheating computer hacking algorithms to win, their behaviour crass and appalling.
Stay In Europe were all honest, earnest, clean all led by the wonderful father, cooking-for-three-children Rory Kinnear.

It even suggested, astonishingly, that the BBC was impartial AGAINST Remain!

All the Leave voters were thickie, bitter, chip-on-the-shoulder racists. A focus group contained calm, rational EU-lovers and poorly-spoken Leavers (one Leave woman was shown having an hysterical fit).

The Jo Cox blanket was dragged out and given a shake accompanied by a solemn silence. Zzz.

There was no mention of Osborne’s threats, Obama’s threat,the EU’s threats, or Cameron’s £9 million leaflet to EVERY HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY just a constant drip-drip about dodgy computer dealings.

And Cumbercunt himself. His weak, twitchy acting was made up of waving his arms and frowning with his mouth. A bit like Sherlock and, erm…the other characters.
His accent started in Chester took a drive around the North-East with detours through Wales and, occasionally, London.

He’s a one-trick pony actor and this was a no-trick pony film. He should stick to what he does best: living in his Hampstead castle and being a cunt.

 

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Andy Murray [13, 14 and 15]

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An emergency triple nomination here:
1) Andy Murray – announcing his retirement at a press conference. Firstly walking out of the conference because he was so upset. Then coming back in and droning on about all his problems, looking down at the table and sniffing loudly with his fake tears to show everyone how upset he is, stupid little snowflake twat. Well, I am delighted by this news, as we won’t have to look at his miserable face or hear his tiresome whingeing bullshit anymore.
2) SKY news for making this their headline news and going on about it for 10 minutes.
3) Tennis, for being a boring load of crap, and the cunts who watch it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Andy Murrays Retirement. Sorry, SIR Andy

If its not enough to see a man blubbering better than Steve Smith after the ball sanding scandal, what it is that this cunt is so upset about?

He has pranced around the world on a regular basis to knock a few balls around, and now his hips gone bad he needs to give it up.

No doubt the cunt is going to now make more money than all his career now on Endorsements and surprise appearances on the BBC on anything from The Olympics to A question of sport – why can’t this cunt just grin and fuck off.

And take his mother with him.

Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by King Cunt

Just popped orn to cunt Andy Murray for being a blubbing cry baby cunt but many in there all ready so suffice it to say “Man Up you Snivelling Cunt”. Can stomach and even admire a cunt but not a snivelling cunt fingering his sponsored logo emblazoned baseball cap to camera while droning orn in his flat tear jerked jocko monotone packed full orf sports and street cliches………sniff……..yeah. Cunt. You have not lost a leg or an eye. Stop playing tennis for megabucks which you do not need and the pain will lessen and if you need an op so be it. Try stepping orn a land mine for comparison. Cunt.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Channel 4 News

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I have just watched this where the lead was British fashion. A procession of heroin chic men dressed in women’s clothes. Cutting fucking edge of course. Then we get to the nub. Brexit will kill the industry. Brexit this. Brexit fucking that. No counter view of course.

If nothing else, if Brexit gets rid of these preening, mincing, London (natch) freaks it will be worthwhile.

Cunts one and all.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Prince Charles [10]

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Yes, the old wingnut is at it again, with his clueless insight as to what constitutes ‘charity’ and his obvious residency of another planet to the rest of us.

His charitable foundation has seen fit to fund the following:

YOGA, MEDITATION AND BREATH-FOCUSED STRETCHES FOR YOUNG PRISONERS.

‘READ ALL ABAAAAT IT!’ here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2019/01/08/prince-charles-funds-yoga-meditation-young-prisoners/

I have seen a lot of cuntery lately, but this cuntery takes the fucking giant hobnob. Forget about the sick and the underprivileged, forget about struggling small community charities, forget about people freezing on the streets at this time of year, lets help useless, criminal, deviant fucktards who got themselves locked up through their own free will to ‘get chill and zen’ while they are banged up.

Apart from the fact that jug ears saw fit to select that old horse to have an affair with and marry, this is more evidence of how he really does not ever play with a full deck. Yes, let’s fund yoga for the poor young offenders as prison is such a nasty place for the little dotes.

The only ‘stretches’ these ASBO wasters should be concentrating on is the stretch inside the place they fucking well put themselves.

HAIRBRAINED (or should that be hairLESS) CUNT!!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Selfish Childish Adults

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Lazy, Can’t be asked, it’s Too Much to Cook at Christmas, Childish, Snowflake Cunts.
Yes, I know some parents enjoy wallowing in their kids’ perpetual childhood, but this is of another order.
What a generation of some truly useless spongers we’ve spawned. Just seen a celebratory BBCstan news(?) item.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46383297

The subject, 30 to 40 year, so called “adults” whom refuse to grow up and do the decent thing and cook for their elderly parents at Christmas. What a fucking waste of space they are, employing every lame excuse imaginable, in order to parasite off their parents’ goodwill, whom have probably spent close to half their lives raising ingrates, with little reward.
The pic on this news piece shows a couple of grinning smugos “aren’t we clever, stove dodging wankers”, with empty plates to the fore, pie holes agape, ready to be spoon fed, like shameless fat cuckoos, still troughing and shitting in their parents nest and celebrating the fact, at 40 years old!.
If they were mine I would phone em just before they set out for the trough and tell em dinner is cancelled, now open your presents we sent you two cunts, there’s a tube of moldy, sour cream crisps and a stale mince pie for you knobs to share.
Can you see this generation taking care of their now knackered parents in a few years? No, just call a care home. Merry Christmas all and fuck em!

 

Nominated by Set The Spark