are total cunts.
“Married At First Sight” is one of the latest excretions of reality TV ordure to befoul our sensibilities, the premise of which is a man and a woman who have never met before encounter each other for the first time at the altar and immediately get married. Let’s not even get in to the sheer moronic idiocy of the concept, but let’s address the motives of the participants submitting themselves to this spectacle; in particular the women.
These smooching, botoxed, social media socialites are doing this for one reason; fame. They fantasise about having their faces plastered across millions of tv screens, the foundation for launching a multi-million pound social media career as “an influencer”.
But they don’t evaluate the risks of the method by which they plan to achieve this end. What is “MAFS” really about? It’s
not some gaslighting bullshit about love and romance is it. It’s about shagging. The men aren’t participating because they’ve got some fluffy notion they’re going to meet their soulmate and life partner. They fancy boning one of the inevitably trim pert pretty young fillies that the casting director will have chosen to glamourise this circus.
And so it is revealed that several of the female contestants are now claiming they were raped. When reading their accounts, we learn that on meeting a strange man for the first time they get hitched to him and immediately jump in the sack; a forced actualisation of the tradition of consummation. Now it turns out that sometimes hubby decides he’s giving her one whether she likes it or not, because, surprise surprise, that’s what he came here for. And yet the ladies are surprised to learn that the men who’ve volunteered for this sham are sexual predators.
I am the father of a daughter and do not endorse women being sexually assaulted nor excuse the actions of the men in this case. But I have to ask the question; how far were these silly tarts willing to go in order to be famous, and have they considered the alternative path of attaining status and distinction through the old fashioned method of hard work and achievement?
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
The irony of the BBC reporting on this…they probably couldn’t comprehend that one party wasn’t significantly underage.
Hopefully every contestant on this show, plus Love Island and other such nonsense designed to entertain the low IQ common sort, manages to contract some sort of virulent STD that kills not only them and all the crew and TV executives, but also somehow bursts out of the screen and infects every retard watching this shite. It can only improve the gene pool.
I bang on about darkıes too much I know, but these sorts of indigenous people are bringing the side down too. We ought to be better than this, having invented everything worthwhile and having conquered most of the world and we’re reduced to pushing slop for morons.
A very good morning to one and all.
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Slop for morons sums it up precisely Tom, no big words required. The stuff broadcast now would suggest that millions have lost their fucking minds. Reality shows? Whose reality is this? Along with that other tosh “Naked Attraction” it’s intended to be titillating but to anyone sane is just embarrassing. I can only think the men who go on this programme are deranged rapists and the women are simpletons.
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C,mon. This is the BBC.
Apparently the pilot for “Fucked at First Nappy Change” went very well.
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They would probably get more viewers if they called it ‘Fucked at First Sight’.
Why bother with a marriage?
The guys who go on the telly and get married must be skint.
Nobody in their right mind is going to risk losing any money or property in the inevitable divorce.
It’s a silly concept for a programme, made to appeal to the people who find Gogglebox and The Masked Singer too challenging.
Good morning.
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These are the kind of people you could sell London Bridge to 🙄
Everyone involved is a cunt.
Including those who watch such drivel.
The ladies ended up getting fucked 😲
Who’d have thunk it ?
Good morning 🌞👍
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“Everyone involved is a cunt”
I notice that Ian Katz is the content director of Channel 4. I will first have to see the programme he said. Am I the only one who finds it surprising that the content director doesn’t look at the content on Channel 4? I guess, as Arfurbrain has so eloquently stated it is slop for morons and he considers himself above such things.
I guess that Ian Katz is the same Ian Katz who presided over BBC 2’S Newsnight when ratings figures dropped by about 75%, mainly because after Jeremy Paxman left any pretence at being impartial went out the window.
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I have to wonder, what the hell do they think is going to happen once they’ve tied the knot?
Are these people really so simpleminded that they truly believe in fairytale happy ever afters, or are they, as I suspect, cynical hard-boiled slappers who are moaning now because the expected “fame” didn’t materialize?
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What a splendid idea for a telly programme.
Channel 4 needs to develop the franchise further.
To cater for the ever increasing numbers of Snackbarists amongst us, I give you
Raped at first sight
Stabbed at first sight
Blown to smithereens at first sight, and
Beheaded at first sight
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in the old days attention craving shallow wannabes did it traditionally,
By going on Blind Date where bucktoothed ginger scouse twat Our Cilla would encourage you to make complete twats of themselves for the vieeing public.
There was no rushing into rape.
youd have to wait for at least the third date before raping a vaccous permed bint.
Do you take this woman to your lawfully raped wife?
i do Cilla.
you may now rape your wife chuck.
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Think they are all on at least series 4 in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan.
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Katie Price is probably now a bit old for the current crop of celebrity wannabe cunts but she is the original slapper for our age. Orange, 30% plastic and filler, bankrupt and Harvey dry humping the sofa.
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Morning LL…Katie looks so skeletal and fragile that she has to go on top when giving Harvey his weekly ‘good boy’ reward to stop that mọng dick from going too deep and fracturing her osteoporosis-ridden pelvis.
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Morning Cunt Engine….you must see some bright young women at your place of work and think it a shame that tarts on the telly are something many aspire to.
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Well, it’s automotive engineering, so not really! Not nice-looking ones anyway.
This might give you a chuckle: my upper left middle tooth ith a full crown which came out yethterday and now there’th a fucking great hole and my voithe hath now thtarted lithping like a 1970’th camp telly homothexual!
Hope I don’t thtart minthing too!
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Christ!
Thanks Thomas, my pyjama bottoms will never dry…
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It’s a bit early in the day to be spunking into them, H🥒C…but good work!
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You bastard (for that one)!
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Skeletal and fragile.
Not something that you could possibly call LaToya Jackson.
She now looks ravishing……..
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXYhWRaCOXs/
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I am not surprised old tart Amanda “brain-dead” Holden never applied.Pop these bints in the fame oven Unkle
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There was some utter tripe on the other night,naked dating I think it was called.It got me thinking though,not a bad idea in printciple.
Saves spending all that time and effort on a few dates,only to find that when you get her in the sack at the end of date three,she has a tattoo on her arse and some metal hanging from her cunt.
I’ll call myself a cab,luv.
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I share your opinion Hugh. Thanks for confirming I’m not alone.
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It must be a coincidence that so many of these “celebrities” end their enthralling careers by killing themselves.
I suppose its easy money while it lasts,with more easy money perhaps for the lady móngs when they belated remember they were rapêd twenty years ago.
Turkey Teeth Oven.
Good morning.
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If only the telly company could’ve filmed the alleged rapes, that’d be some monetizable content, like a pay-per-view boxing event.
Starting with the minger undercard and moving up through the ranks of more attractive birds.
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I believe the header pic is one `Bella Frizza`. Me neither.
Anyway, Bella says “I’m on a mission to help mums break free from anxiety-filled mornings and constant hustle so they can feel excited to jump out of bed again.
I do this by helping you start a beauty and wellness business [on this app here from your phone]. If that sounds like you, comment ‘CREATE’ to apply to work with me”.
I wish her every success in extorting money out of mongs and cretins.
I`d fuck it.
🎂
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Bellend Frazzle.
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I met missus Miserable in a boozer.
A boozer in stockport that was the last place in the UK that a woman was sold at auction( for the history buffs)
i was out with mates, two brothers,
one was so pissed we had to send him home in a taxi,
the other was bladdered too an talkin shite an i got bored.
i saw two women sat talking an fancied missus Miserable,
so went over asked if i could sit down,
bought them a drink an it went from there.
she later said she thought i looked like Shakin Stevens, with my levis denim jacket an dark hair.
Not really the impression i was trying to make but still, it worked.
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smooth as silk,sir.
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See, that’s the traditional way, and apparently considered old-fashioned.
No, these days it’s get naked, paint yourself all over with multi-coloured stripes and hang upside down off a bridge, or something.
Do these people think they’re parakeets, or something?
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Mrs Twatt and I met at a BNP Rally.
It was that swastika she had tattooed on her forehead that first attracted me to her.
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Were her pubes also trimmed into a nice Hitler `tache nesting in her leder-panties, Gerordie?
😛
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Did her house have a green door?
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I remember when things were more strict in the sixties and the housing boom started when couples weren’t allowed to live together unless they were married. That was the only time I saw this stupidity happening. My girlfriend and me at the time took the chance by pretending we were married and got away with it due to the council only asked if we were without proof for evidence. Wasn’t interested in finding out what happened to the couples who were forced into it, so long as we were happy.
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These infamous cunts only become noticed due to fucking idiots who think its being clever what they’re doing. Nonentities in my book and let’s leave this stupidity where it could only have started, in hamshankland.
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Having never watched this shit I can only comment on the odd clip promoting the debacle.
My alternate title would be Plastic meets Steroids.
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Tool meets box.
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I once had a call Cuntemall to a failed PC at the Law Society in Leamington. The young woman posted that; “I’ve spilt hot coffee on my box and now it doesn’t work.” It was suggested I took the first aid box along but I hadn’t the nerve.
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Did you turn it off then turn it back on for her?
‘I think your box may be fucked, ma’am .. it’s verrry wet’
bowm biqqa wana ba bawm be bawm …
(that’s cheesy 80’s PC repairman-porn bass, there 😉)
You dark horse, you …
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Come on ladies, don’t let these misogynistic cut get away with it. By all means let them rape you, so long as you’ve got the cock removing mechanisms firmly in place between your legs before they become cockless.
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Come on ladies, don’t let these misogynistic cunts get away with it. By all means let them rape you, so long as you’ve got the cock removing mechanisms firmly in place between your legs before they become cockless.
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The problem with 24 hour TV is that they need some cheap shit to show amongst the adverts for “pee pants”, fanny wrappers and cremations, and you can’t get cheaper than the trailer trash who want to appear on TV no matter how stupid and witless they are. The sad thing is the BBC do not need to appease advertisers, yet they use talentless old slappers like Stacey Solomon, who would drop a turd on TV provided they paid her enough to do so.
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Being a member of the older generation, I’m just here to take the piss in the best way possible.
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wonder why these permatanned,turkey teethed,, youth all want to be famous?
i cant imagine anything worse.
Mithered by journalist cunts
prying media cunts
having to mix with other celeb cunts…
awful.
Not even as if they want to be famous for something worthy,
found the cure for cancer
saved a load of schoolkids,
or invented a raygun or something.
No, famous for getting dumped an crying on some channel 4 show with your pecker out.
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Can’t imagine anything worse than being famous? I agree 100% Mis. This is the only social medium I ever use and the reason is the cast iron anonymity. All credit to admin for keeping it that way. I can’t imagine anything worse than being recognised and accosted by complete strangers on the street.
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Perhaps the nom is misdirected on reflection.
The real issue is alluded to by WC, and the modern phenomenon of 24hr TV. This has evolved because there is a market for it. And with it has come the dilution of content across an endless timeframe and hundreds of channels, and then infested by all of the vapid wokery, lazy intellectualism and pseudo morality of a generation bottle fed on the internet and social media with not a proper book in sight.
So the real cunts here are those who allow fame for the sake of fame to be big business by brainlessly donating these parasites an audience. Anytime anyone asks me anything about tv these days – “did you see TOWIE last night”, or “what about that finale of eating your own faeces on ice in the jungle” – my suspicions about them being a cunt are confirmed.
This is also why I stopped paying for a tv licence years ago, and have no fucking idea about just how bad things have got on broadcast television as a result; something which, on top of everything else winding me up these days, probably stops me from having that fatal aneurysm.
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What makes me laugh, is the likes of BBC 2 and Channel Four becoming shite for the lowest common denominator. Completely different from start when catering for the intellect in the arts. They’ve become more like channel 5 for halfwits. That’s where the money is.
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There’s very little room for intellectual telly Sammy.
Well, there’s actually a hell of a lot of fucking room but the average idiot lantern viewer doesn’t want to watch anything intellectual.
So I probably meant demand and not room.
It’s surely no coincidence that BBC 4 (the only decent BBC channel) is the one threatened continuously with the axe.
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Totally OT but in this case no apology. From the days of Pitt the Younger until late in the twentieth century it was an article of faith that the Inland Revenue would never rob you. If you had over paid they would pick it up and initiate a refund and in fact I benefitted personally from this back in the seventies. Nowadays in such circumstance HMRC will keep schtum and will refund only when the taxpayer points out the error. My wife works in accountancy and does the books for many small, sometimes sole trader i.e. one man businesses. In conversation she mentioned that she had got a refund of more than £5,000 for one such business. Apparently this is thanks to reconciliation of the books with the bank account which it seems is not universal practice. To those cunters running such businesses it might be worth asking your accountant if he carries out such reconciliation.
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HMRC is just another branch of the lefty stasi fucking its own citizens arfur.
My mother was awarded a £3.5k tax rebate on her last tax return, we received nothing for months. I had to get the accountant to chase the bastards and pin them down, they had no intention of paying it.
Then in the Telegraph today it turns out the cunts have been over-taxing pensioners by a fiver a year for the last few years, sneakily robbing a cumulative £46.5m in unwarranted taxes, rebates on which will not be issued unless you chase them which they know people won’t bother to do.
You can understand why they’re regarded as the enemy by most working people.
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The thing is, when cunts get famous now, we are never rid of them.
Stars in the 60s, 70s and 80s had their time then they disappeared. From Simon Dee to Adam Ant, they had their time in the sun, and that was enough. Adam now does a sort of nostalgia Ants tour. But he was honest when he said pop stars get a brief time as the top attraction (which he was in 1980/81), but times and fashions move on and someone else gets a go. Adam said he had no problem with that.
But, since the 90s, cunts have got a bit of fame, and they hang around like a bad smell. Too many to mention. But Skeletor Spice, Katy Price, Ian Wright and loads of others. That mackerel scented old whore Madogga is one of the worst for this. Had her time, and even reached megastar status in the 80s and 90s. But she still wants the fame. Dresses in saucy duds when she’s knocking on 70. Tries to look young, but she looks ridiculous and the plastic surgery has been disastrous. She also tries to stay in the limelight by somewhat creepily hanging off any other young pop dollies who turn up. Katy Perry, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera. Madogga has stuck to them all, like some elderly fame as blood sucking leech. With Sabrina Carpenter being the latest one. However, Madogga will not duet with Lady Gaga. Because she knows Gaga will sing her off the stage. The others are come and go fluffy pop bimbos with little to no talent. But Gaga (like her or not) has the chops and the superstar fame and adulation Madonna had in the 80s/90s, and the old slapper hates that. The old has been antique also attaches herself to every woke bandwagon there is. From BLM to LGBTQ poofery, via the Covid conspiracy theorists. Madogga will say and do anything to stay famous and relevant. A pathetic and desperate old woman is what she really is. I dare say she’ll even film her own death, like that other fame hungry pig, Jade Goody.
Anyway, here is the aforementioned Adam in his pomp….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fKbJRsn11M&list=RD_fKbJRsn11M&start_radio=1
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Adam Ant!
loved those double drums.
Lots of that first wave of punk were creative, types, genuinely individual.
Adam Ant
Souxie Soux
Eddie Tenpole Tudor
that knobhead Billy idol
Boy George
Captain Sensible
etc
They all got a shot in the charts to various degrees of success.
good stuff Norman👍
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Boy fucking George? I’d rather be chained to a radiator than see or hear that cunt again.
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Dont you like him?
hes welsh.
looks welsh anyway.
Boyo George
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Another Viz memory:
“Do you really want to hurt me?” sings Boy George.
Frankly, yes.
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How about ‘Sky diving at first site’, Immediately put in a Hercules, taken up to 10.000 feet and flung out. Or perhaps ‘Lion taming at first site’ or ‘Bomb disposal at first site’. The possibilities are endless and much more interesting.
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*Sight…been on the syrup.
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https://youtu.be/iMXR7w76VZU?is=oVIN2V3rGZOo4jBG
talking of first wave of punk,
Buzzcocks featuring incredibly camp Pete Shelley.
brilliant
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Cheers Miserable. Loved the Buzzcocks. Saw them many times.
‘Operators Manual’ is a favouritre of mine. I met Pete and Devoto. Pete was as camp as Christmas. Great bloke though, and a cracking sense of humour. Howard was more arty and stand offish. But he was OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3qTDfjBzBk&list=RDx3qTDfjBzBk&start_radio=1
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Being an antisocial cunt, I’ve never understood why any other cunt would wish to be famous.
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Too right Herman. Anonymity, there’s a lot to be said for it.
Charlie Watts had the right idea. Drummer for the Stones, but Charlie despised the showbiz crap (Charlie’s very words).
Charlie loved his job, drumming. But Mick and Keith (and Brian when he was about) got all the headlines and media hounding. While Charlie wasn’t mithered by them as much. He also hated the groupies and the hangers on. He was a happily married man for his whole life. A decent and normal bloke as a rock star. A real rarity.
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The astronomic phenomenal fame Taylor Swift has got is baffling. The acclaim she gets is ridiculous. Screams of ‘genius’ and ‘the greatest ever’ are as ludicrous as they are stupid. Average insipid songs about getting dumped (also see that fat slag Adele) and trying to sound clever by putting long words in her songs.
That said, I would still give it one. No holes – sorry – holds barred.
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Genuinely cant think of any benefits to fame.
money maybe,
but thats offset by the intrusion on your privacy.
Anyone see the misfits boxing in Manchester last night?
GB news regular and pub landlord Adam Brooks won his fight.
Tommy Fury v Eddie Hall.
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