The British Army (2)

Yea, the British army AGAIN….
This time they’re cunts for becoming Islam’s bitch.
Now as before, I’d like to state that I consider the rank and file soldiers as heroes. By no means saints, but the best soldiers in the world, great patriots and something to be proud of.
BUT…
The top brass are gutless, spineless, lefty, pussies that I consider to be a FUCKING DISCRACE. They should be ashamed of themselves coz sure as hell, the rest of the country damn well is!
For those of you that haven’t had your piss boiled by this story yet, here’s the scandal…

Tommy Robinson bumped into a bunch of squaddies at a service station and they took selfies with him and…

Well actually that’s it.

However…
The muSLIME council of Britain decided that this was unacceptable, so told the army to punish the soldiers that had committed these terrible atrocities.
Did the army laugh their bollocks off and tell em “fuckin make me you smelly cunts”?

No.

They confiscated the troops’ phones, launched an investigation and even discharged one.

PUSSIES.

Discharging a young soldier, ruining his career and depriving the country of another warrior, just because some nobody cunt has hurt feelings is tantamount to treason and it brings a shame on what used to be the best army on the planet.

I honestly can’t believe what’s happening to our army. It beggars belief. First we had those fucking ridiculous adverts about praying and crying (I enjoyed cunting them very much). Then the adverts about “you can always get a good hug in the army”… (!?)
Now the army are taking orders from the Muslim cuntcil of britanibad…

Ok well if you want to suck up to the peacefuls, may I suggest that you start recruiting from their ranks? I notice that you’re already trying. How’s that going?
Pretty soon the army are going to lose the ability to recruit from the white working class, and will only be able to recruit from lefty cock gobblers, carpet munchers, peacefuls and communist sympathisers…
On that day we’re fucked. When the army is lost, so is our entire way of life.

So I guess there are 2 choices now.
Vladimir of Mohammed…

…Pour me a vodka and boil me some turnips.

Nominate by Deploy the Sausage

Coronation Street

Coronation Street needs a cunting….

The nearly 60 year old TV drama now reminds me of what that bandit says to Hedley Lamaar in Blazing Saddles when asked about his hobbies… ‘Rape, murdrer, arson and rape!’ That sums up virtually every modern Corrie episode up in a nutshell…

Once a good series with good stories and characters, it really should have finished in 1984: after the deaths/departures of Stan Ogden, Albert Tatlock, Elsie Tanner, Len Fairclough, and Annie and Billy Walker…. Been on the slide since then and went completely crap when Hilda Ogden (Jean Alexander) left…

It should now be re-titled something like ‘Phelan II – This Time He Kills Even More People’ or ‘Bethany Does Islamabad’… What a pile of steaming cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Tom Russo

Woke up this morning in a perfectly chipper mood, until I stupidly opened the Sky News app and saw an article about the (thankfully) defunct Lehman Brothers. The turd in question is some ex-MD of said bank, Tom Russo.

This unimaginably detached from reality cunt has been giving an interview about how Lehman were a victim of the 2008 crash, blaming the US government for not bailing them out and justifying their despicable actions because every other bank was getting leveraged up to their eyeballs with every other cunt’s money.

There are lots of terrible events that have gone on since 2008 that have had a lasting effect on society, but I don’t think that the majority of people quite appreciate the damage that the 2008 recession did, especially to the working man.

So to see this vile cunt (who undoubtedly tootled off to hide under some rock with his ill-gotten gains intact as soon as the shit hit the fan) stick his head above the parapet and start playing the victim card is galling and sickening to the nth degree.

This cunt, and all the others like him deserve no sympathy whatsoever, and in a truly righteous world would have to answer for their crimes to all the people whose livelihoods they shat on to satisfy their own vulgar desire for wealth. The only tragedy about this article is that more banks didn’t go to the wall with Lehman.

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

Ralph Ineson

I would like to cunt that fuckin’ bloke whose voice is behind so many fuckin’ adverts.

Well to be more precise not him but the ad. Companies that have decided he has the sort of voice we all ‘like’. He does the ‘you do the maths’ advert and now he actually appears on screen for the new ‘Betdaq’ advert .

Fuck off widdya!

Nominated by Richard1

Joanna Lumley [3]

I don’t know if GB still has a four-minute warning system in case of nuclear attack, but I think the meejah might be testing something new…

An aggravating, faux-posh whine which is transmitted frequently on ITV; I must get in sandbags, zinc buckets, Dettol liquid &c. and barricade myself in under the stairs.

Yes, it’s a next-week warning for yet another bloody Joanna Plastic-Bumley series.

I pray that it’ll all be over before Christmas… What a dog-awful CUNT she is.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard