is a cunt.
Here’s a sad story of a DEI hire which has turned out to be rather expensive for the people of New Zealand. Step forward Yorkshire lass and ex Royal Navy clam jouster Yvonne Gray, captain of the Royal New Zealand Navy’s hydrographic vessel Menawanui.
Under Gray’s command the ship ran aground on a reef off Samoa in 2024 due to a mix-up over the autopilot, whereupon it disgorged oil into the ocean, caught fire and capsized. Kiwi critics said Gray was an over-promoted diversity appointment and should never have been in command, a charge causing the inevitable LGBTQWERTY meltdown. Unfortunately for Gray the top brass take a dim view of the loss of a $100million ship, the RNZN’s only one ever sunk in peacetime, so Gray and 2 colleagues are to be court marshalled for ‘negligently permitting a vessel to be lost’.
The thing is, the Kiwis are a bit strapped for cash right now (sound familiar?) so the Menawanui is not being replaced, leaving their Navy with a grand total of 8 ships. A few more fuck ups like this and I can see their armed forces soon amounting to 15 blokes dressed in black doing the Haka.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
In any enterprise every position should be held by the person best qualified and able to do that job whether they be male, female, black or white or any shade in between. In civilian life that is highly desirable, in the military it is essential. In this event only a ship has been lost. In battle the consequences could be far, far worse.
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“She” looks like Charlie Hawtrey. Good morning
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Helen of troy, had a face that launched a 1000 ships, this over promoted gargoyle’s face sunk hers..
Still it’s nice to know we ain’t the only halfwits obsessed with DEI.
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Ugly tuppence-lickers shouldn’t even be allowed to drive VW Polos, let alone warships.
But then, if you give a gun to a chimp and the chimp shoots someone, you don’t blame the chimp.
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I’d like to slip a loaded gun into Lammy’s pocket on his way to work Thomas,and then make sure the delivery of jerk chicken,rice and peas doesn’t arrive at the commons canteen.
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I find this unfair on the wimminz who are shining in Men’s roles.
Look at Angela Rayner, Diane Abbot, Rachel Reeves, Harriet Harman, Rosie Jones, Cressida Dick etc. All competent and excellent in their jobs.
Oh, hang on.
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I hope that they court marshall the cunt that promoted her too.
As in every sort of enquiry the result will be that “Lessons must be learnt”.
The lesson here is don’t put a woman in charge of a boat.
If the countries that are obsessed with having women Navy commanders were ever involved in a war, would there be a scramble to quickly replace them, or would they just send them off to fuck things up?
Lives are at stake.
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I think that the ladies would not be replaced as this would result in a loss of face for ‘our betters’. The disaster would see an expensive public inquiry which would blame global warming, brexit, lack of diversity or any other bandwagon you can imagine.
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What else would you expect from a country that voted in the hideously woke Jacinda Arden as its leader?
It’s good to see the navy top brass haven’t fallen in with the governments ‘unexpected loss of power’ bollocks and thrown the book at the over promoted wimminz.
What should we do with a lesbo sailor?
Make it mop the decks and cook in the galley.
It’s fuck all use for anything else.
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Spunk reciprocals?
Not this one, obviously.
She is far too ugly.
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Spunk receptors…… Fucking predictive text is a right Cynthia.
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If NZ has eight naval ships,maybe they could lend us one or two.
I sometimes have to reverse park the GILF at work’s mini for her if we’re all parked a bit close ,she’s been driving for 44 years !. Really,she should take the bus.
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I imagine a battleship takes some training and amount of skill to control.
Id also imagine that they dont just give you the keys and let you practise in the port without supervision?
Fishbreathed Yvonne couldn’t get it into gear,
And the shouts of
“full lock! Full lock!
Left hand down a bit!”
Struck her as clear harassment by the patriarchy.
That reef came out of nowhere.
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ring ring ! ring ring !
” hello babe,what’s up ? ”
” I’ve had a scrape in the boat ”
” anybody hurt ?,how bad’s the damage ? ”
“it’s leaking some sort of fluid,I’ll send you a picture”
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It wasn’t Yvoone’s fault. The cunts who employed her should be walking the plank.
Those epaulettes keep making me think she’s being given one up the arse.
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Before we start gloating too much, it’s worth remembering who’s currently running the good ship, HMS Great Britain.
An ill educated wimminz with a questionable CV running the ship’s bursary.
A park key wimminz in charge of security.
A devout communist wimminz in charge of training.
And the only plausible, potential replacement for the ailing captain is a local bike and raving commie, under investigation for unpaid stamp duty.
What could possibly go wrong?
Is that a fucking great big ice berg in front of us?
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We are screwed
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Silly dyke.Feed her to the hungry sharks 🦈🦈
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Not wishing to shitstir in the current war between lesbians and the trans brigade,
But i bet a ‘trans woman’ would of been able to reverse park that battleship while texting and singing along to the radio.
Most lesbian naval captains are ok on canals,
But get anxious in shipping lanes,
Staying in the middle lane at 40knots the whole time.
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