I’m gonna cunt Theresa May.
What an utter cunt she is.
I’ll vote for her anyway but only coz I don’t have a choice.
She called a vote and when she did. she was way, way, way, ahead of the lefties, the commies and the incompetant, wind farm loving cunts she was up against.
I think I may even have said that it was a great idea and that she’d be able to consolidate her power.
She called an election coz she knew she’d win.
I knew she’d win.
We ALL KNEW she’d win.
…but let’s face it. She’s not the sharpest tool in the box.
Einstein proved that everything in the universe is relative …
Compared to comrade Cuntbyn she’s a leviathan.
Compared to the Greens she is a genius.
Compared to minor fart of the illiberal undemocrats she’s a human being.
(They’re an unclassified species as far as I’m concerned. …somewhere between rats and cocroaches).
I would mention Angus McPorridgecunt of the SNP but fuck him.
Go eat some leaves and bitch to a country that gives a shit.
…Try the Reich.
But they’ll probably call you a cunt too!
Theresa seemed so promising. “Strong and stable” (aherm aherm…You’re no Thatcher)
“Best deal for Brexit” (not too bad the first 500 times I heard it) (oh and to be honest, fuck the EU. They’re an irrelevance in my life and I have more important things to think about other than “is Junkers on the blob this week” and “the best team for Brexit”.
Am I the only one stopping and thinking ……Oh fuck.
Imagine the country with comrade Cuntbyn, Pie Anne Flabbott and “Stalin II” McDonnell in charge.
That’s why she’s a cunt.
She’s too thick to even beat the most useless, Incompetant and unelectable cunts in British society and she wants me to believe that she won’t get fucked by Vanhogtaft, or whatever the fuck.
The dump that I took this morning could organise a better campaign than the Tories this election.