Danny Cohen

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Danny Cohen, Director of Television at the BBC deserve a right cunting. Now, you may like Clarkson, or you may hate him. Personally, I think he’s entertaining, but has the capacity to be a ‘Grade A’ cock. Cohen hates Clarkson because Clarkson is anti PC, likes to think for himself, say what he wants, and do what he pleases. In other words, he likes having his freedom. The fact that Top Gear is so popular shows that Jezza strikes a chord with a lot of people in the UK, and around the world. And let’s face it, Clarkson IS Top Gear. Without him, few people would watch it.

Cohen on the other hand, is an ambitious, left wing handwringer, who wouldn’t know great television if it flew over and shat on his head. Cohen is perfectly willing to lose £50+ million per year, just to get rid of a man he despises. That’s bad business sense. If Clarkson were were one of Cohen’s lefty fuck buddies, his antics would have seen him receive nothing more than a slap on the wrist. But because he doesn’t share Cohen’s unreal, lefty view of the world, he is evil and must be destroyed.

The big problem with the left, is that they firmly believe they have the divine right to tell everyone what to do, say, think, eat and drink. They think it is for them to tell us how we should act, who we should vote for, and that we should do as they say without question or dissent. Not only do they not understand that they are wrong, but the reaction to being told they are wrong is usually a violent one. Whether it be actual violence, or verbal violence.

Cohen is a prime example of this. Cohen is a shit, who have should have been sacked by the BBC during the big Saville cover up at the corporation after the Panorama incident. He was covered in more shit than most, but Cohen knew exactly which arses he had to kiss to not only avoid being sacked but to pass it on to his boss. Nice guy.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

National Treasures

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A cunt by any other name…

I hope everyone realises that the rest of the nation plays ‘Is A Cunt’ but has a different name for it. Everyone else calls it “National Treasures”. Think of all the people routinely referred to as “national treasures” – Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Miranda Hart, Alan Titchmarsh, even Morrissey, for fuck’s sake.

CUNTS! CUNTS! CUNTS!

Nominated by: Fred West

Cliff Richard, “Sir” Elton John, Helen Mirren, Jeremy Clarkson and now that cunt who plays Sherlock (Jeremy Brett is ‘the’ Sherlock Holmes and Tom Baker is ‘the’ Dr. Who, so the BBC can fuck right off!).

Then of course there is there are the national treasures of the arsewipe tabloid press and the riff-raff who read them: The Beckhams, Katie “any which way you can” Price, Simon Cowell, Noel Gallagher (and his cunt of a brother), Peter Kay, Cheryl Cole, Wayne and Coleen Rooney…

The national treasure cunt quota in Britain is now massively high…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

The biggest cunt of a National Treasure of them all : Helen Mirren – a woman so far up her own arse she meets herself coming back the other way!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Jeremy Clarkson

Where is JEREMY CLARKSON on this site?

Surely some fucker must have nominated him by now??

Fuckin rat pissed off to China (best place for him, hope he stays there!), but must say I’m really surprised his boat race isn’t been on here at least a dozen times !!

What a complete CUNT !!

Nominated by Anonymous