Manchester United FC

Manchester United FC are cunts…

I know: been a supporter all my life, Newton Heath born and bred… But the soulless scum who are now in charge of this once great club have sinked to a new low, even by their standards…

True United great, Nobby Stiles – who now sadly has dementia – was actually charged for tickets when he recently went to Old Trafford… A Collyhurst lad and a player who lived and breathed United and was part of the rebuilding process after the Munich Air Crash… A man who helped the club win their first European Cup… A man who is near the end of his life and also afflicted by a terrible condition is told by the suits he has to pay to get in… While some toothy yuppie cunts from the US, or some clueless moneygrabbing chinks will get complimentary tickets as part of some Glazer soul selling sponsorship deal….

Saddest thing is it’s not even a surprise… Not these days… I can hear Sir Matt Busby’s grave spinning round… Bastard fucking cunts… And Fergie can fuck off and all…

Nominated by Norman

Football fans

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Football fans who refer to their club as “we”

We’ll challenge for the title, that was the year we did the double, we were unlucky there….

Fuck off with the we, you did fuck all and probably watched 99 percent of that success from your living room on Sky Sports.

Nominated by: Mr Cuntypants

Football fans in general are cunts. They buy overpriced club shirts, bore the tits off anyone stupid enough to listen while they talk about the latest wog that their club has spunked millions of pounds on,witter on about players as if they were “mates” with the cunts, hence the Giggsy, Scholesy, Becks etc. crap,get shit tattooes,and worst of all,give a platform for those cunts Lineker, Shearer and Ian Wright to spout their utter tomcuntery.

Rugby,cricket and horse racing are the only sports worth following.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Football [4]

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As a kid I loved playing football but as you get older and see the state of professional football you realise what a joke it is.

You can’t go in the pub on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon without hearing tattooed balding blokes in their 40’s wittering on about 20 somethings kicking a bag of air around a field and getting paid a fortune for it while 50,000 mugs pay 60 quid a game to go and watch it.

And even worse when the football is on at the pub, you can’t have a quiet chat with your mates because of all the 40 year old knobheads shouting “Ref that’s a fucking pen ya cunt” you’re the fucking cunt mate, you’re talking to a fucking telly he can’t hear you.

A sport played by braindead idiots for the entertainment of braindead idiots, football is the new religion.

Nominated by: MrG 1985

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I would like to cunt football,all aspects of it-

Players – over paid kids with no life experience apart from acting like cunts most of the time,
management-over paid dodgy, wankers,very few of whom are British are paid an obscene amount of money to do fuck all

Fans – if they are not moaning about violence they are causing it! This doesn’t happen in any other sport,so why football? Is it due to a very large cunt ratio?

Hangers on – all the wankers selling various shit to the football cunts, counterfeit kit, out of date burger bar dog food, cans of coke with multipack on three for a fiver.

A very high cunt ratio in football. I reckon even more than the government…..

Treble cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

The BBC’s FA Cup Final coverage

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Once done with dedication, humour and style (actually, ITV were always better at it though), the Cup Final is now yet another victim of BBC cuntitude…

Some mong who call himself DJ Yoda (fucking sad bastard!) doing ‘loops’ of David De Gea muttering or LVG falling on his arse (someone should tell this nu-footie twat that ITV’s ‘The Big Match’ were doing comedy loops of footage in the early 70s)…

And right now there is someone on, who can only be described as some sort of ‘theatrical’ golliwog on crack, mincing through the highlights of this season’s cup ties… A quite good tribute to Jimmy Hill was on before all this crap came on, and seeing all this celeb infested, PC, let’s have an OTT black presenter shite almost makes me miss old Chinny…

Things ain’t what they used to be…

Nominated by : Norman

That Gary Lineker is a right cunt too. Knows about as much about football as he does about fucking Walker’s crisps…

As for the cup final, I’d rather sit here and write up “…is a cunt” which gives you a rough idea how much I love BBC Sport and the Cup Final in particular.

Nominated by : Dioclese