Dead Pool [245]

Congratulations to Shaun ( i.e me) who correctly predicted the celebrated comic book artist and writer George Pérez would be the next dead dude.Pérez was 67 and known for his 45 year career in comics writing and drawing for Wonder Woman ,Superman, Teen Titans, The Incredible Hulk and many other famous comic strips. Perez retired due to ill health in 2019 as diabetes had severely damaged his eyesight. He died yesterday from complications from cancer and is survived by his wife brother and parents.

On to Deadpool 245

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

Wilko Cancels St George

Wilkinson’s is definitely a cunt. Went in yesterday ( 23rd April ), for some hooks.
Whilst sauntering nonchalantly along the aisles, a female voice cut into the in store radio…….
‘ Celebrate Eid, with Wilko. We’ve got everything you need to make your celebrations memorable, etc. etc. blah, blah ‘
I waited with bated breath, to hear the excited voice inform me of their wares suitable for celebrating St. George’s Day.
Nothing.
Nada.
Bugger all.
The fucking virtue signalling cunts.
They can bend over backwards to pander to the Peaceful Ones, but couldn’t give a toss for the Patron Saint of England.
The traitorous cunts.
Wilko also sell nuts, bolts, and other various forms of shrapnel, weedkiller and other volatile chemicals and lovely haversacks to pack it all in, along with your eid essentials.
Fucking bastards.
Get To Fuck.

Wilkos

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

(Note: we  have a nomination revolving around Eid and Blackburn Rovers football club currently scheduled. So please don’t include Blackburn here. Cheers – Day Admin)

Extinction Rebellion (11) – “Kill All Boomers!”

Jessica Townsend (Header Pic). Eco loon and cunt, suggests that all baby boomers are euthanised. Fuck me crossways what fucking planet are these cunts living on?
Jessica, come to Cunty Towers and try my Cunt stick out for size.

Jesus wept, how much longer before something gives in this country and the silent majority kick off?

I wonder how many Eco loons I can plant in my hiding place up the road? My holdings are not as vast as Lord Fiddlers.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Non Golfers

Imagine a place where casual racism and sexism is not only expected, but also encouraged.

Where is this place? You may ask.
It’s not far from you and it is your local golf club.

I’m not talking about the municipal golf course.They will allow any riff raff in to play.

Your local private golf club is where you need to be. You can spend many, many happy hours there and not see a darkie. Peacefuls do not play golf either.

Unfortunately woman do.

It is recognised that they are hopeless at golf. They have their own, dedicated tees which make the course play a lot shorter and easier. But even then, they are rubbish at the game and they have a higher handicap allowance.

Golf courses have special women’s days. That way you can avoid that course and go and play at another.

Poofs and trannies do not play golf.

With the handicap system, average golfers can compete and enjoy a game with better golfers. Even the worst golfer will hit at least one shot in his round, usually by fluke, that even a tour professional would be proud of. Everyone goes home happy.

All golf clubs have captains.

They are not in that lofty position because of their playing ability.
They are generally late middle aged men who have not adopted woke attitudes.

Etiquette, good manners, fair play and correct attire are all enforced. Cheating is not allowed.

Loud coloured, ridiculous clothing is generally only worn by Americans. Smart casual is the order of the day.

Playing golf allows you to escape from the wife and family for hours on end. On holiday you can leave the wife on the beach with her book while you go to enjoy a course with like minded people.

Many golf courses are stunningly picturesque.

Playing golf keeps you fit and active.

To be any good at the game needs practice. There will be a driving range near you, and that driving range will have a bar.

You will rarely see women at practice facilities. They don’t bother as any hope of improvement is futile.

Golf courses all have bars too.
One where you can wear your sometimes muddy shoes, the stud bar. Often, another one for more formal wear. The formal bars will often have women in them, so are best avoided.

So there you have it.
Beautiful, landscaped areas. Free of ethnics, poofters and with few women.
An oasis where good manners and smart clothes are expected.

What’s not to like?

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Jeremy Corbyn (29)

Not content with making the Labour Party unelectable for a generation, this Commie simpleton has now popped up again to regurgitate his dangerous mantra that NATO must be dismantled, presumably because its existence might make life difficult for Putin and any other anti-West peace loving comrade wanting to try his hand at invading Europe (or any independent sovereign nation that takes their fancy), assuming Putin manages to ‘liberate’ Ukraine before moving on to Poland, et al.

Jeremy explained:

“I would want to see a world where we start to ultimately disband all military alliances,” he told Times Radio. “The issue has to be: what’s the best way of bringing about peace in the future? Is it by more alliances? Is it by more military buildup? Or is it by stopping the war in Ukraine and the other wars … that are going on at the present time, which are also killing a very large number of people?”

News Link

Reminds me of that Monty Python Blue Peter type sketch ‘how to rid the world of all known diseases.’

But back to Comrade Corbyn. Asked whether he supported President Zelensky, he said: “I’ve never met him. I don’t know.” Asked about Keir Starmer’s decision to tell him to sling his hook, he said it was a “wrong, totally unjustified decision”

Truth be told it’s about the only worthwhile decision that gormless twat Starmer has ever made.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler