Lauren Evens – Twat Lips

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(Probably the best blow job ever for some desperate deviant! – Day Admin)

This made me howl with laughter.
The picture in the report! Oh, my days!
Why on earth do these silly tarts do stuff like this?
If it’s not some idiot having the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse, it’s another one driving all over to find the “best” sausage roll. As if a master baker goes into every shop at 3am to make the bloody things from scratch!
Then you’ve this loon ( and many others) getting injections of poison.
What could possibly go wrong?

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I’d call her a moron, but think that’d be unkind to morons.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [246]

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Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who correctly predicted that Minder, The Sweeney and New Tricks star Dennis Waterman would be the next dead dude.Waterman was 74 and died today in Spain meaning he has written and sung his last theme tune.

On to Deadpool 246

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

David Smith and Media Omission

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This piece of work was a Tory councillor, who resigned from his post after he was charged with diddling little boys. He’s now been found guilty and will be sentenced next month. He would spend cash on them, get them high on drugs and then molest them when they slept, by all accounts. A real fucking piece of shit.

I’m am also cunting the media here, who all seem to be covering the story of the conviction, but not another fact they will all be aware of.

He campaigned for transgender bathrooms.

Obviously completely irrelevant to the story of his conviction. Nothing to see here.

Get to fuck.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

Patrick Stuebing and Susan Karolewski

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Loving couple Patrick and Susan are Germans and trying to change the law.

They have two children together, both severely disabled.

Susan herself is medically simple.
They want to change the law to make incest legal in Germany.

You see Patrick ànd Susan are brother and sister. ??

Patrick has served two prison sentences for shagging his div sister and just cant accept its wrong.
There’s reasons why you shouldn’t fuck your family,
Ethically, morally, and practically.
Look at your kids Patrick.

Anyway I think these two motherfuckers are out of order.
What does ISAC think?
Maybe some of you are close to your siblings?

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Nominated by: Miserable Northern cunt

Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton (17)

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Sir Lewis Hamilton will soon be Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton as he has graciously decided to use the maiden name of his mother who raised him until he was 12. This tribute should delight feminists as Hamilton says he does not understand why women “lose” their names when they get married.

However, this does not mean he will be cutting off his dreadlocks. As he once said in the Guardian (where else) ‘“My mum was wonderful. She was so loving,” although he admitted she couldn’t fully understand what he was going through as a young boy at school as she is a white woman.”’

Read all about this latest thrilling instalment in the life of a living legend in “Vanity Fair”, that magazine that is required reading in ghettoes from Moss Side to Minneapolis.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly