Ever seeker revenge for a slight to you?
Revenge is meant to be sinful,
But I think it’s completely natural,
A settling of the score,
Natural justice,
To take revenge is normal.

Ever seen the film Jeremiah Johnson?
Starred Robert Redford as a mountain man in the Old West.

Well it’s based on ‘liver eater Johnson ‘ a real mountain man.
Over 25years he waged war on the crow tribe who had killed his wife.
Johnson killed over 300 crow warriors and scalped them and ate their livers.

Now that’s revenge.
And also cannibalism, but you get the idea .

What revenge have fellow cunters exacted ?

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

(More info about the Liver Eater here, Day Admin – Liver Eater Johnson )

I live in the High Peak. As do a few fellow cunters. A month ago I threw my back out, so I’ve been largely bedridden. Anyway, this week I’ve been able to get some steps in and get wandering to walk off some of the growing girth that comes with working from what’s essentially a gout chair.

Yesterday evening I popped down to Waitrose to have a scavenge in the cheap aisle and swing into one of the local pubs on the high street for a pint. Upon exiting, mine earholes were assaulted by a fuck load of Allah Elk Bar music. Perhaps this ethnic ditty was something played ironically by the students working in CEX.

Was it fuck. Here’s why.

I walked down the hill to meet a very good fellow cunter for a drink and a chat. Intrigued by this cesspool of sound on my saunter down to the ‘nice’ side of this former spa town, I walked into the tip of the high street again. Same Sand People were there with their Nissan Grooming Wagon blasting out their music. And dancing. Proper “lightbulb, lightbulb” shapes.

Granted, these chaps of The Dark Hand own a shop there. However, the music they were playing and the amount of cack and filth they left behind their Nissan… this once wonderful spa town looked like Narborough Road in Leicester or when it’s to brass tacks, Islamabad.

Prior to today, I thought I was moderate in my r@cism. Now I get why everything The West ever fought for is under attack. There will be Buxton Mosque next if we’re not careful.

Liberation for Buxton.

Nominated by: CuntisCuntis

Seems that the Wall was partly built by some geezers from deepest Africa and the Middle East. But none were mentioned in the old history books, which are now being rapidly revised in order to cater for how diversity worked some 1900 odd years ago,

Seem that ethnic minorities should be recognised more for their “work” with historical monuments back in the day.

As a consequence I suppose Stonehenge was really built by some Somalian slaves, but the local honkies claimed all the glory!

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

A nom close to my own heart – I am not a patient Man, when I am in the motor I have to be where I have to be or I lose money – so why do half the fuckers on the road do 20, 30, 40 below the speed limit, constantly put their brakes on when there is nothing in front of them, indicate and slow down even more for the turn they slow down even more to execute and (this one is fucking infuriating) insist on doing 55MPH stuck resolutely in the overtaking lane on the motorway!

Priority right at roundabouts? Not when you are a dithering Doris or a chav wot don’t need to stop, init? Doing 60(ish) on a 60 road? Not when Honda man and micro car Woman can toddle along at 38MPH admiring the roadside scenery and apparently completely oblivious to the half mile tailback behind them.

Keep a decent speed or get off the fucking road. I do not drive aggressively and do not suffer the “road rage” thing, but by fuck do these useless sods annoy me.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

I think this is really sad.

BBC News Link

And I’m not mocking.

Village pubs are the centre, people go there for a chat, some gossip, but also someone says some old sod can’t get to the shop, so someone calls in with his shopping, and so on.

It’s not just a pub, it’s a community centre, lose that and the village will die.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest