Orange Order – Out of Order

This story involving the members of an Orange lodge at a Jubilee party singing a song, I couldn’t understand a fucking word of it, but apparently it’s all about a woman who was murdered on honeymoon in Mauritius years ago

now as distasteful as this ditty was, is it any worse than what Sinn Fein IRA would sing about at their social gatherings, I think NOT, the Orange order might be just the Protestant version of the Freemasonry, but this is no more than banter really,

if you’re offended don’t watch, simple as that, as I said previously if the Fenians sang songs about Lord Mountbatten or Ian Gow, would we have heard about it?

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Nominated by: Captain Quimson

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John Barrowman (5)

John Barrowman is a narcissistic cunt isn’t he.

Finding himself in Berlin, obviously the only place he can find work at present, the city gets a major incident of an unknown person of unknown colour and origin ( name not released yet but I’m guessing not indigenous to the general population of Germany, I could be wrong and frequently am) driving a car into a shop killing 1 so far of writing this and injuring countless more a few in life threatening situations.

So back to the cunt. What does he do?

Goes directly to the scene of the incident ( I bet he was fucking miles away at the time it happened) and starts filming the aftermath. Nothing really to see as it’s probably an hour or so after the event but that doesn’t stop his sycophantic diatribe on “The Horror” of what’s happened.

Do we see the incident with a low voice behind narrating the scene? No. We get him on camera more than the scene with his faux distress.

I bet he was just waiting, nay wanting it to be a white person with far right connections. Imagine his outpouring of grief then.

I wonder if it does turn out to be who we think it is he will get back on air condemning it?
Battyman I loathed you before and your antics just reinforce my belief on that.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

And supporting link courtesy of Miserable northern cunt

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Buy A House On Benefits


The Government’s BUY A HOUSE ON BENEFITS scheme.

Oh, fuck me, Johnson’s latest nonsensical wheeze to win back the nation’s confidence (I had none to win back) is to make it possible for cunts on benefits to buy the house they are currently renting (thanks to the taxpayer) by converting said rent money into mortgage payments instead.

Eh? Shurely shome mishtake?

To start with, where are these cunts claiming housing benefit going to find enough cash to put down a deposit, given that the maximum they are allowed to have in savings is £16,000? That’s barely enough to put down on a dog kennel, let alone a fucking house. I feel another subprime mortgage crisis coming on…

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I despair.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

Airport Customer Service

I’ve banged on a bit about the way people are being treated in airports, long queues for everything, cancelled flights/Holidays at no notice, the travel industry whining about lack of trained staff, err, I think you’ll find if you sack someone,, they’re unlikely to come skipping back, just because you said please..

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But this appalling treatment of a severely disabled person is so egregious that I can see a law suit coming. This time I don’t think sorry, and a free return flight, will quite cut it.
Poor lady, I hope she’s comfortable now. Utter bastard cunts.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Soldiering On

Martin Tyler is a Sky Sports commentator and was covering the Wales vs Ukraine World Cup play-off final when he committed that gravest of snowflakery sins; he offended someone on another persons behalf. Having said that the Ukraine goalkeeper would have to “soldier on” after an injury, the Twatter language Stasi erupted after conflating a well-used expression to convey battling through adversity, in this case an injury and the ongoing war in Ukraine.

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He wasn’t going to conscript him and send him onto the Donbas you soft as shite fannies!! These cunts are probably sat on their arses watching Netflix, ordering Deliveroo while WFH, they couldn’t even find Ukraine on a fucking map.

They chose to ignore the context of the comment and instead responded with the typical reactionary bedwetting hysteria. So I suppose in games involving not just Ukraine but other teams with ongoing conflicts, no more attackers or going on the offensive and a rocket of a shot . When I was growing up watching football a popular expression was having “a shot like an Exocet missile”. I don’t remember survivors and the families of the dead from HMS Sheffield, sunk in the Falklands War, taking offence.

Tyler did quickly apologise on air and I can’t really blame him, if he had left if for the Twatter pile on to fester a grovelling self-flagellating statement after the game would have been humiliating.

Maybe we can cancel this cunt, my feelings are hurt forty years later.

England vs Norway 1981

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator