My nomination is stupid cunts. Example Mr awww a cute pussy cat, I’ll climb over the big barrier and cuddle tiddles.

No, it’s Altai a big bastard tiger with muscles and huge claws and teeth and tiger then chewed up the stupid person ending his life.

So one less but there are millions of them and we nanny and baby the nation to the point of it being utterly ridiculous. Not helped by endless chancer twats who when they do themselves harm decide that someone has to pay them a huge wedge of cash backed up by an oily cunt lawyer.

Not far from me is a bridge and as you walk over it every few yards there’s a sign saying about if your unhappy don’t go jumping off but call the Samaritans. Someone did jump off a few decades ago, didn’t die just stuck in the mud and looked like a twat.

Me I’d take the signs down, go ahead jump let the RNLI fish your corpse out as they bring in another load of Abdulistan chancers from France.

Take down half the ‘elf n safety nonsense and let the gene pool cleanse itself. Mind if people are a tad suicidal let them pop off to the tiger enclosure and get used as a chew toy.

That said if the RNLI want to drop the Abdulistan lot off as well that would be handy, not sure if I’m breaking any animal cruelty laws mind.

Nominated by Paul Goddard, seconded by Sheikh_Anvakh link by Unkle Terry.

If I may. I’d like to second this well targeted cunting.

This candidate for a postumous Darwin Award and people like him aren’t just stupid cunts, they’re far worse, stupid SELFISH cunts.

I can understand why some may have reached a pit of despair where they want to ending it all. The old style was a bottle of pills, the slitting of wrists, a length of rope, usually in private, to be found later on.

These cunts are of the poor meeee, look-at-me-MEEE exhibitionists who want a posthumous headline for their inadequate non-achieving lives, a “blaze of glory”, or in the case of Mr Cat Food, a blaze of gory.

The amount of shit in the wake of their suicidal exhibitionism, the zoo having to close for a while. the enquiries, the usual fucking busybodies, the publicity grubbing politicians and the rabid salacious media all cashing in.
Meanwhile, what of the innocent and beautiful tiger? As a result of Mr Cat Chew-Toy’s selfish and terminal exhibitionism, some “experts” have called for the tiger to be “euthanised” that soft, Americanised term for MURDERED because said tiger could “pose a risk”.
Of course it poses a risk, it’s a fucking apex predator, which is why it’s in an enclosure, posing no risk, until said stupid selfish look-at-me-MEEE shit-for-brains cunt offers himself as a big cat toy.
Then there are the usual, generally vegetarian or worse “vegan” and often snot-hanger-nose-ringed, coloured-haired mongs who whine on about not having zoos.
Naturally the “enquiry” will drag on for months with the talking heads and petty officials jockeying for attention, yet there can only be one conclusion.
Mr Cat Chew-Toy is the only one to blame, the tiger is completely innocent, the zoo clearly had adequate facilities or it would’ve been sanctioned ages ago.
Thankfully at least for now, the tiger has been spared from being murdered, but I predict days of analyses and excuses for the Man who would be tiger shit. and absolutely no-one will dare to be “judgemental” fearing the usual media and social media pile-on.
Mr Cat Chew-Toy is an utter selfish cunt, waiting for the next one to publicly splatter themselves from a motorway bridge. under a train for “the world to see” and fuck off to the feelings and consequences to those who end up witnessing it. What a cunt, Now that’s what I call a mauling.
Apologies for any typos.

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