BBC Sports Personality of the Year (4)

Dear Cunterati. I would like to nominate BBC Sports “Personality” *of The Year..

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There isn`t a single ginger (anag) in the running – clearly an oversight; I await a refreshed list soon, after the hoards of complaints they will undoubtably receive. (* A contradiction in terms).

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Seconded by: Everyonesacunt

I would like to second Sam’s majestic cunting

So sports fans and cunters it appears to have happened. Al beeb is so bereft of proper sports and so up its own virtue signalling arse we get for nominations
A pub game player cricketer runner (?) and theee broads. One who chucks stones along the ice.

Box office record breaking viewing. Probably not.

Al beeb the Cunt will eventually whimper and die.

And Thirded by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Yes folks! It’s that time of year again.
Time to give BBC Sports Personality of the year a right royal cunting.
Hosted by four repulsive individuals for starters. Linekunt, Gabby Princess Perfect Logan, Butch Balding and Alex fucking Scott. What’s not to hate?
And there’s more.
A woke, desperate looking bunch of nominees being fawned upon and told how amazing they are.
A few non woke nominees who don’t stand a fucking chance of winning, but make it looked balanced.
Encouraging the public to vote, even though the system has been tampered with so that the computer brings up the name, Beth Mead as the winner.
Quite an achievement for someone who’s weekly audience usually consists of her own family and some press ganged school kids.
Maybe the millions of cricket watchers who’d have voted for Ben Stokes were watching something on ITV instead.
Time for this crock of shit wank fest to be put out to grass.

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(NOTE: Off-topic comments will be deleted! – Day Admin)

Caroline “Scrooge” Duddridge

Caroline ‘Eboneezer’ Duddridge is a miserable tight arsed cunt.

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The Grandmother from Wales is charging her family for Christmas dinner.

Fuckity fuck you read that right.

Apparently this tight bastards income halved after her husband died in 2015 so she decided to start asking for contributions towards Xmas dinner.

I wonder if her husband hung himself?

Jeez Louise what a miserable tight arse.

I could be wrong here but I thought Xmas was a time for giving, spending time with family and good will.

Looks like this old boot missed that lesson.

It’s one thing to ask your family to sing for their dinner but it’s a stratospheric level of cunt to brag about it so publicly.

Let’s hope the old boot joins Match.com or some other dating site for the ‘over 50’s’ and meets a confidence trickster that rinses her out of her house and life savings.

Miserable cow.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Corporate Christmas Greetings Emails

A short and seasonal cunting for corporate emails wishing you a merry Christmas.

I’ve had a surfeit of these recently from various sources, the bank, places I buy brewing stuff from and other places I’ve bought stuff from. It’s all disingenuous bollocks. Some little wanker in their IT department cobbling together a meaningless Christmas message meant to make you feel good. It just get right on my tits. Bah humbug, fuck off.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The War on Christmas – ho, ho, ho!

(All we want now is that kid from the film “Deliverance” and a couple of banjos and we’re set! – Day Admin)

Is there anything more cheery to see on a dark winter night than a Christmas tree in a living room.

I do have a little peek into the neighbours as I walk down the street to see what theirs are like.

Makes me feel happy to see them. It lifts my spirits.

We’ve got an artificial one this year. We’re in the process of decorating it; putting the finishing touches…

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From the link–

‘The town of Dedham, Massachusetts, about 30 miles southwest of Boston, drew national attention after Lisa Desmond, manager of the local Endicott Branch Library, wrote on Facebook earlier this month that its annual Christmas tree display had apparently been canceled to prevent offending people.’

“I have never posted a negative post on Facebook,” Desmond wrote on Dec. 2. “That is, until now. I found out today that my beautiful library will not have [its] Christmas tree this year.”

“When I asked, I was told ‘people’ were made uncomfortable last year looking at it. I’m sorry WHAT? In my 28 years at the Dedham Public Library, I have never heard a negative comment,” Desmond continued.

‘Diane Loud, who was appointed to the Human Rights Commission in Dedham, Massachusetts, by the town’s Commission on Disability, reportedly called Desmond “a selfish f—ing b—-” in a subsequent Facebook post that accused her of endangering lives by raising the issue.’

“For a tree? For a motherf—ing tree? You have put people’s lives in a lot of danger. A LOT of danger,” Loud wrote to Desmond.

‘Addressing others she speculated might also have been responsible for bringing the controversy to wider attention, Loud continued in part: “I hope the fact that you – who claim to believe in Christ and Christmas or whatever happy horses— you’re trying to hide behind – are the least gracious, most hateful, most disgusting trash in the world.”

“In closing, I would like to add a F— YOU, YOU PIECES OF TRASH. I hate each and every one of you and I do wish great suffering on you. You are terrible, terrible people. And you did it all because you didn’t get your way. You are despicable,” Loud concluded.

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A bit more tinsel and just one more bauble to go with the shiny blue ones…there it is finished.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Cunter of the Year 2022

After much deliberation, alcohol consumption and ultimately an arm wrestling competition, the Admin Team decided upon this year’s Cunter of the Year:

Congratulations Miserable northern cunt.

It might be grim ‘oop North’, but we’re sure this award will bring you fame, fortune, good health, longevity and a brand new artisan country cream gate, signed by Banksy.

Or it may not. We’ll see.

THANK YOU to all the cunters who have contributed to the site this year. We hope you’ve enjoyed the laughs and the angst at the number of absolute cunts out there. Keep nominating. Keep smiling. And remember, we’re all in this together.

Merry Christmas.

– The Admin Team.