The Multi National Health Service
A short sharp cunting for the NHS
Having just opened a letter inviting me for Flu Jab there’s an additional 2 pages listing the instruction in no less than 29 languages.
I can’t be arsed to list them all but what the fuck is Tagalog and Twi???
What a steaming pile of Cunt.
Who the fuck speaks that and learn English you cunts or fuck right off back to where you came from.
Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface
This bell end and his dim witted crew were woken to the cries of migrant scum in the water surrounding their fishing boat. Instead of laughing at them and urinating on their heads, these fucking imbeciles decided to rescue the illegal freeloading benefit sponges. How brave. How humanitarian of them.
It’s cunts like these which are adding to the problem. Those bastard scum illegal savages are dumb enough to attempt to cross the channel in the hopes of entering the UK illegally and with the sole intention of living off the British tax payer. If they then ‘get into difficulties’ along the way, well that’s just dur fromage (hard cheese).
Let the bastards drown, I say. That’ll reduce the number of the cunts getting to the UK and will act as a deterrent to others. A win-win if ever there was one. Thanks to these fucking do-gooders, the problem gets worse. Cunts.
Nominated by : Imitation Yank
NHS Midlands Partnership is looking for a, er, ‘Director for Lived Experience’. Now I can just hear you all asking: huh?? What the fuck’s a ‘Director for Lived Experience’ when it’s at home Ron? So allow me to quote from the Trust’s advert in order to enlighten you;
‘the aim is for this post to provide leadership for lived experience practice; bring the experimental lens to Trust Board decision-making, and facilitate the cultural changes needed to infuse and propagate best practice around shared decision-making…’.
Well that’s cleared it nicely up for you. Happy to help. Now we can all sleep easily, secure in the knowledge that the taxpayers’ hard earned money is being wisely and well spent, and that the health of the nation is in safe hands.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Seconded by: DCI Gene Cunt
I’d like to second this cunting, or, endorse it, if I may.
Many a time we’ve needed the help of HEMS (helicopter crew), HART (Hazardous Area Response Team), a BASICS doctor, a team of doctors, nurses and consultants waiting for us on arrival at ED, or just another crew to assist with a difficult extraction of a patient from the premises. Never, if I remember rightly, have I, or I’d imagine, my colleagues in the service and at hospitals, have ever required the services of a ‘Director for Lived Experience’.
And I’d wager we never will. Top notch cunting, Ron.
Brighton University (Brighton Poly really, carry on – NA)
Aka the Ebenezer Scrooge school of fuckwittery.
The eggheads here want to ban the word “Christmas” as it is too Christian-centric, and instead call it “the winter closure period.
Why the fuck do you think it’s called Christmas in the first place, you lame brained, bunch of cunts. I don’t give a fuck if non Christians don’t like it. Fuck off to Mecca, Tel Aviv, or anywhere else you want, and don’t come fucking back.
A much better idea would be to keep Christmas, and ban the woke shitheads that constantly try to alter our way of life to suit a bastard minority of cunts that nobody asked to have in the country in the first place.
Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire
On a similar note, here’s one from Lord of the Rings
A yuletide cunting to anyone who wants to cancel Christmas, School Nativity plays, or rename them “annual break” or “winter festival” for fear of offending some precious ‘snowflake’ (sorry – I mean ‘frozen water droplet’ obviously)
link :The Sun News Link
I don’t go complaining when people celebrate Diwali, Ramadan, Eid al-Fitr or Eid al-Adha. I don’t throw my toys out the pram when Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur are happening.
So shut the fuck up and stop trying to change or outlaw everthing from my religion and heritage. Equality means being tolerant and respectful of others customs or beliefs – so stop trying to erase white christianity from the world, you woke poncy cunts.
I wish all you Cunters a very Merry Christmas, and peace, good health and happiness for the year ahead.
? ? ? ? ⛪ ☃️ HAPPY CHRISTMAS ? ? ? ? ⛪ ☃️
I have been watching a quite fascinating series of YouTube documentaries on the “Free Documentary” channel. One particular playlist – “Most Dangerous Ways To School” follows the lives of young children travelling to local schools in the most dangerous regions/countries on the planet.
There’s around 13 of these school docs in the playlist and I’ve seen only around 5 so far. However, I have to say what a mammoth eye-opener they have been!
For example, there’s one set in Yakutia, which is part of the Russian republic 5000 kms east of Moscow.. It is officially the coldest inhabited town on the planet with average temperatures of around -40C (yes, that’s minus) and wintry temperatures touching -70C!!
Following on from that there’s one set in Tunkhel, Northern Mongolia, where temperatures are relatively mild in comparison – a mere -30C average, but the area has far more hostile weather conditions compared to Yakutia.
And yet people still go about their business, including school kids walking to school. And when I say walking, I mean walking several kilometres in thick snow, blizzards and early morning temperatures somewhere between -40C and -55C.
Other kids might be lucky and ride similar distances on horses and/or their dad’s motorbike, but still face the same rugged and downright inhospitable conditions, including crossing ice covered rivers and navigating around deep snow drifts.
And then once they’ve spent a few hours at school the kids have to fight their way back home in the same way they arrived. And once home they have to spend a few hours helping their parents with housekeeping and looking after the farm.
Compare and contrast to kids over here in the West. Not wishing to make generalisations but right now as soon as we have a few flakes of snow or some freezing temperatures (-5C) and all of a sudden schools close and/or parents decide it is too risky to take their kids to school in the car or by foot.
On top of that the whole country seems to grind to a halt, especially on the roads and train networks after a couple of cold nights and a centimetre or two of snow.
Far Eastern Russians and Mongolians may look like they’re still stuck in the Stone Age, but fucking hell they’re hardy bastards compared to the snowflakes scared of a few snowflakes over here!
https://www.yakutiatravel.com/facts-about-yakutia/history
(Additional link provided by our travel correspondent, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Technocunt