are cunts.
Inflatable dolls are typically marketed as low-cost party novelties rather than functional products.
These items are defined by their disposable nature and frequently fail to meet basic consumer expectations regarding durability and appearance.
Here are some common defects and issues which I have personally encountered …
Structural Failures: “Dead on Arrival” products that leak air immediately due to pinholes or failed heat-seals.
Weak Seams: Because the vinyl is thin, the seams often split under the slightest pressure, making the doll impossible to keep inflated.
Misleading Proportions: While advertised as “life-sized,” many cheap models are significantly smaller (often only 4–5 feet tall) and have distorted, cartoonish features.
Strong Chemical Odours: Budget dolls are often made from low-grade PVC that emits a strong, unpleasant plastic smell (off-gassing) that can persist for days.
They typically use very thin vinyl (under 0.2mm), which is easily punctured and loses its shape quickly.
Basic Valves: Most use “pinch valves” (like cheap beach balls) that are prone to popping open or leaking air slowly over a few hours.
Mass Production: Lack of quality control means a high percentage of units leave the factory with manufacturing defects.
I am sick of buying bicycle repair kits.
Waste of fucking money.
I`m off to have a wank.
Nominated by sņigger-sņigger.
You have obviously brought a product that is not as advertised and is clearly unfit for purpose.
I suggest that you take the offending item along to your nearest consumer rights office and demonstrate the shortcomings to the staff there.
Good morning.
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That one in the Header pic is a Burt Reynolds lookalike?
must be for bandits.
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Also…….
When you go to the consumer office it will probably be better not to take public transport.
You don’t want to have to pay for 2 tickets.
Drive there, but remember to put a seat belt on your doll, even if you sit her in the back.
The police can get funny about these type of things.
The cunts.
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And don’t forget to rinse the spunk out of all three holes first.
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The one I bought ten years ago is now three times the price.
That’s inflation for you.
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I can’t think of anything to say regarding this nom except, get yourself a human girlfriend? Preferably one that’s alive.
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I agree Jill.
Until they develop a doll that can cook and make sandwiches I will be sticking to my human version.
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The up-to-date AI versions cook and make sandwiches Artful.
In fact they’re so realistic that they’ve always got a headache or on the blob.
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I hear they make great Labour leadership candidates however – a step-up in terms of credibility, statesmanship, intelligence and popularity.
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…and integrity and sheer sexual charisma
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vinyl Lionel above has a strange looking neck?
probably the result of swollen glands
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Presumably the diaorrhea dispersed on his chest is the result of a top-level summit with the Lib-Dems
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I had a Muslim sex doll, it blew it’s self up.
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Bought from Dirty Barrys?
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Im surprised those enterprising immigrants in calais arent using these as one man canoes to cross the Channel
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Does it come with a selection of free specs and suits, as well as the use of an expensive Central London ‘Revision’ Flat’?
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I bought this thing from Therm-a-rest in the eighties, that self inflated. Ideal for sitting on for ages whilst queuing for Promenade concerts.
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Happy memories of buying a season ticket for less than a hundred pounds, of which I had laminated.
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