Dead Pool [269]

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who scores the first win of 2023 by picking the joint chairman of West Ham and former chairman of Birmingham David Gold who has died aged 86.I have had problems with family illness and lost my wallett so have been very busy hence the delay.Apologies

On to Dead Pool 269

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal soneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on announcements of deaths not necessarily chronological order.

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [269]

  1. June Lockhart
    M Emmet Walsh
    James Earl Jones
    Russell Williams
    Burt Bacharach

  2. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Lee Grant
    Desmond Morris
    Tom Stafford (astronaut)
    Norman Jewison

  3. Cliff “Op Yew Tree dodging cunt’ Richard
    Reigning Cunt of the Year Harry “fucking little walt’ Wales
    Sharon ‘Ooh, did you see my growler’ Stone
    Sam ‘fat Chutney Ferret’ Smith
    Harvey ‘window kicker’ Price
    Harvey ‘pretty decent guy’ Keitel.

    • Did you get a Chinese made calculator for Christmas, Foggie, or are you a practitioner of love the East Anglian way, the old six knuckle shuffle? FIVE noms only allowed. Be a good chap and lose one.

      • Actually, as Harry Hewitt & Harvey Price already taken and are therefore invalid in your picks you can pick someone else. Just don’t count on your toes this time as you can’t have seven either.

      • Bought it off some big fat n*gnog down the market. Diane something or other. She said it was a family heirloom and had seen her through her career! Fucking rubbish!

    • As ‘Cunt of all cunts just call me ‘Arry has been taken I will substitute for that boring actor cunt Christopher what’s his name? You know, that assclown who played Dr Who for a while!

  4. William Shatner.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Bill Wyman.
    Gerald Harper.
    Robert Duvall.

  5. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Queen Camilla
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  6. Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs
    Brian Blessed
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Peter Cullen (voice of Optimus Prime, Eye-ore and many others)

  7. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  8. Congrats Freddie.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

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