Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who scores the first win of 2023 by picking the joint chairman of West Ham and former chairman of Birmingham David Gold who has died aged 86.I have had problems with family illness and lost my wallett so have been very busy hence the delay.Apologies
On to Dead Pool 269
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal soneone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on announcements of deaths not necessarily chronological order.
Good shot Freddie
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
Frank Ifield
0
Constantine II of Greece
Nikos Xanthopoulos
Carolyn Brant Donham
Sonny Rollins
Malachy McCourt
0
# Carolyn Bryant Donhan
0
#Carolyn Bryant Donham
0
George Alagiah
Rob Burrow
Henry Kissinger
David Sullivan
Sam Bankman-Fried
0
Hope you’re feeling better now Shaun
2
Clint Eastwood
Paul Hogan
Phil Collins
Beast of Bolsover
Bruce Springsteen
0
Michael Caine
Michael Parkinson
Michael Howard
Michael Heseltine
Mickey Dolenz
Stop taking the Mick you lot.
2
Harry Hewitt
Skidmarkle
Tony Bliar
Vlad Pukin
Yevgeny Prigozhin
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
John Williams (Composer)
James Galway
Roger Whittacker
Millicent Martin
Terence Stamp
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liz Truss
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Ken Clarke
Bill Cash
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
0
Brooklyn Beckham….confuses himself with a lump of beef and undercooks to death in Unkle Terry’s walk-in oven.
5
Can Shaun persuade Posh to go in with him too?
4
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Bobby Charlton
Sylvia Sims
Ken Bates
0
Annette Crosbie
David Hockney
Ted Kaczynski
Eddie Stobart
Alan Greenspan
Nice work Freddie.
0
Fuck it, some cunt has nicked Kissinger. I’ll have Gina Lollobrigida.
0
Buzz Aldrin
Rhod Gilbert
Tina Turner
Noreen Riols
Christopher Strauli (Only when I laugh)
0
Rolf Harris
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwyn
Shane McGowan
Billy Connoly
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Fergie
Gary Glitter
Eve Marie Saint
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, the Frog.
0
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Norman Lear
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
0
HNY MIlord,
Maybe we could take it in turns with old bag?
0
Sorry Mr W I got bored waiting for silly old fucker to joss it. I’ve swapped her for the 103 year old June Spencer. Surely that old bat can’t last long.
0
Peter Yarrow
Cherie Blair
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
George Takei
Good darts Freddie
0
Fuck sake pikeys and my noms Swap Millicent for Walter Koenig
0
Don King
Stan Bowles
Julie Goodyear
Mike Yarwood
Ratko Mladic
0
Oleg Deripaska
Oleg Tinkov
Mikhail Fridman
Roman Abramovich
Evgeny Lebedev
Choose from: car crash/ fall from window/ exotically poisoned/shot near Lubyanka.
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Glynis Johns
Sandy Gall
Well done Freddie.
0
Colin Jeavons
Doreen Mantle
Skinhead O’Quaffer
Quincy Jones
Jim Dale
0
Harvey Price
Joan Collins
Duke of Kent
Bobby Charlton
John Astin (Gomez Addams)
0
Swap Bobby Charlton for Ram John Holder.
0
Jimmy cricket
Phil cool
Tom Baker
Russell grant
Vicar from dad’s army
1
Frank Williams, the vicar, died 26/06/22.
0
Geoff Boycott
Harold Dickie Bird
Steve Wright formally in the afternoon
Sandi Tosvikg
Henry ‘my dear old thing’ Blofeld
0