Note to Admin, this is the Hot News of The Day so worthwhile considering for a rapid posting shurely?

LibDem Leaders

Spot the next LibDem Leader (see above) – five in five years so there is always another one behind the one behind transitioning (allegedly). So the membership reaches new lows unlike Tories and Labour so time to ditch the last trans carthorse and saddle up another. Who can remember the last one? I have to go back to dodgy suite of allegations Jeremy Thorpe before any name nudges the old synapses in that field. Oh yes there was Cunt Clegg as well now trousering it at FaceBook.

Current candidates are Sir (WTF did that come from) Ed Who Davey and gender nightmare Leela Moran (WTF is it?)

Latest Hot News – Ed Who gets it and is now standing on a set of LibDem puke yellow front of the cameras delivering the old gracious acceptance to minute applause. Secret of LibDem success – they all seem to go off to luxurious pasture in The Lords, Quangos Various, Top Jobs and Consultancies, Lifetime Members of The Great and The Good despite career defining Balls Ups and Incompetencies.

Oh yes Cunt Yellow, the Color of a Cunt (note the Internationalist Toadying of me spelling). Their local organization is the key, Bring and Buys, Village Hall Fetes, Trans Mothers Groups, Chancing and Infiltration, Liberalization of Drugs and Brasses, Pride Marches, Unrestricted Immigration, ect ect – their Yellow Slime is everywhere.

As a landowner come up against the cunts on a regular basis – gyp*s (note to lily livered admin, the term is fully accepted and used within the kosher travelling community), if gyp*s turn me heritage water meadow into a scrapyard over night it’s the LibDem councillors who bleed their hearts out for them and serve me with bailiffs and injunctions if someone not necessarily known to me goes down there with baseball bats and tyre irons and a crew to burn their arses out of there. Horse laugh is that said “crew” is recruited from other local gyp*s who are sworn enemies of the other lot.

Ticklish situation with me cashola passing through many hands. Simple tale of country life but what to do before Yours Truly is bled dry?

It has been alleged that back handers to the LibDems works wonders. Fancy a peerage? Lord Cunt. Oh yes.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

London…..( not the whole of it)
London… why don’t you fuck off with your self importance and get a reality check.
It isn’t the late 50’s where you had the cool biker gangs at Hammersmith Bridge.
Or may i add more significance the early 60’s where the youngsters made a new style and indeed a whole new outlook.
The late 1960’s …. Skinheads.
!970’s ..bootboys
1980……take your pick
1990s…….same again but with added positive attitude.
2000…. same as all of the above
2020…………………… sad sad fuckers who haven’t a clue…young or old, your fucked.
No idea for yourself’s herd mentality and you think thats progressive.
What a fucking waste
Shame on who, whatever. Times are going to get rough. Fucksake are you wokests going to regret everything eventually.
Thanks a bunch.

Nominated by: Barney

Yes, this is about his ‘Hand of God’ cuntery, but it’s also about his and others’ attitudes about it.

While, admittedly, he was a great player. He was also a cheating cunt who knew that he’d cheated in a World Cup quarter final, no less. The little fuck knew he had used his hand and he didn’t give a toss. Which leads us to the little fat rat’s remarks on the aforementioned ‘goal’. Dirty Diego claimed it was ‘revenge against the English’ for the Falklands conflict. This makes my piss boil because the little cunt once admitted he knew fuck all about the war and he only saw the TV propaganda from Galtieri’s mob when it was happening. It also winds me up because this cheating slut screwing, pill popping fat gnome is giving it large about something he knew fuck all about, and I saw my dad’s mates and our neighbours come back from that conflict and they were never the same again. And this little twat is posturing about it and cheating into the bargain?! What a little cunt.

Also, the fact that the cheating cunt was allowed to spout anti-English shite, while the England players were ordered by FIFA and the FA to ‘behave themselves’ and say nothing. ‘We mustn’t upset them. They’re still sore about getting their Argie arses kicked’. The England lads were not even allowed to applaud their own fans at the end of the game. And it is because of this ridiculous one way rule that only Terry Fenwick and Glenn Hoddle openly protested to that thick cunt of a referee about the ‘goal’ that dirty little twat punched in. Those cunts started the fucking war and our lot had mind their Ps and Qs? Fuck off!

Of course now – as expected – the millennial consensus is that Maradona was a ‘genius’ and anyone who still complains about the little cheat is wrong. Cunts who weren’t even born then spouting that those who resent Maradona for his antics are ‘bitter’ or (wait for it) ‘little englanders’. These knicker wetting soyboys and nu-footie bellends seem to think his footballing ability and his nationality (?) give him a free pass and wipe out his shitty behaviour. Of course the urge to slam anyone who is even remotely proud to be English is also too much for these cunts to resist. But the fact is he was and is a little cunt. Yes, he shamelessly cheated. Yes, he did rob the England team and Sir Bobby Robson. But he also took the piss about a conflict where many brave British lads died or were scarred for life. So fuck him.

Nominated by: Norman

These are well overdue a cunting and now is the time.

It appears that every cunt and his dog can now be seen at every beach in the UK paddling around on these things with about as much style as a donkey’s dick.

I just don’t get it. Podgy, overweight awkward looking in a wetsuit on these things.

Don’t get me wrong; some people can ride these things with style and grace, but 99% of the cunts on them look exactly like that, cunts.

Stick to the fucking sun lounger and KFC. Or better still stay the fuck at home.

Once Aldi started selling these things, we knew the beaches were fucked.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit