These are well overdue a cunting and now is the time.
It appears that every cunt and his dog can now be seen at every beach in the UK paddling around on these things with about as much style as a donkey’s dick.
I just don’t get it. Podgy, overweight awkward looking in a wetsuit on these things.
Don’t get me wrong; some people can ride these things with style and grace, but 99% of the cunts on them look exactly like that, cunts.
Stick to the fucking sun lounger and KFC. Or better still stay the fuck at home.
Once Aldi started selling these things, we knew the beaches were fucked.
Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit
Apparently you can’t get one of these things in Calais for love nor money.
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No paddles, but you can get spades. ☺️
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Spades? Perhaps a play on words there, Ruffers?
(little smiley face)
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There’s no “perhaps” about it Ron!
🤣
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Aldi sells them? Where, between the mig welders and baby clothes?
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Admin’s choice of picture completely undermines your argument, Cunty.
*drools uncontrollably*
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The paddle’s a knob substitute.
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Komodo,
Ditto on Admin’s picture choice. I’d like to give her board a “right good” paddling!
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Paddle boarding. Pish posh!
With a battalion of swan pedalos (and slices of sister Dolly’s cake), we’ll beat those pesky paddle boarders.
“Cry havoc! And let slip the swans of war!”
https://images.app.goo.gl/C6fUrJ5tuxkhCTRZA
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They should give these things away free to the bearded children of Calais.
England’s that way mate. If you start now you can be there before the benefits office closes.
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Hopefully to collide with a WW2 naval mine.
The greasy little cunts.
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Another one of these trendy middle-class fads, much like the purchasing of VW hippy vans to make day trips to the same hip spots that all the other trendy wankers frequent.
They should be confined to small river channels which have skull splitting concrete edges. Waves are for surfers and bodyboarders you talentless knobs.
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Don’t forget the cam on the front so the twenty-minute paddle board bore-a-thon can be uploaded to Youchooob and posted to everybody with comments and compliments expected until the next one is recorded and uploaded and sent and comments expected the next day.
I hope the wankers are attacked by Immigrant seagulls.
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Why the fuck does every beardy wannabe outdoorsy cunt have to have a VW van? I see them all the time in the Yorkshire Dales and Cairngorms but I never see the beardy cunts do anything exceptional. In the old days, Bonnington and Whillans went to do ‘ard stuff in the Alps on a motorbike.
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I boat fish out of my home town and love giving these wanky cunts a bit of ‘wake’ when I hammer past at around twenty two knots. One even screamed ‘fat cunt’ at me a while back; whislt true, quite unwise really cos I doubled back and got even closer knocking him to his knees, sadly he didn’t go in the oggin the fucking wanker!
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40kts in a marina full of yotties is also fun. Memories…
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No where near as bad as the show off cunts on their jet skis. Cunts.
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The bird in the nom pic has tits like spaniels’ ears
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What ? One either side of her head ? Are we looking at the same pic*, TtCE ?
*I live in Wales, so it may well be the reception here…
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Good old Aldi-most of the inland waterways are full of feckless counts on these fucking things or inflatable kayak’s.
At Thomas-re: the mom photo knockers, I believe the correct description is “athletic”😂
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The woman in the photo is fit as fuck, I bet when she pulls her wetsuit off from her bottom I bet it’s like pulling apart a hot melted cheese toastie, and just as fishy too
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Off topic for a moment. The Limp Dumps have elected their 5th cunt in 5 years for leader. What a surprise.
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Rest easy,he will be excellent.
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Indeed Moggie.
Sir Eddy Baby even made a nice little acceptance speech afterwards.
Apparently he’s in favour of motherhood and apple pie. And something about “we need to wake up and smell the coffee”.
Rousing stuff!
He didn’t mention the LibDum’s desire to legislate for transsexual rights trumping those of normal people for some reason…
I wonder if he still wants to “float the idea of a Remain alliance to decapitate that blond head in Uxbridge and South Ruislip…”
(Apologies for the partial repost if you read it earlier)
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PS: Comforting to see Labour are still openly referring to Brexit voters as “fat old racists”.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/bbc-proms-brexit-labour-britannia_uk_5f4620a2c5b697186e2ec47c?
Thick fat Britain hating CUNT.
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Well I guess I have to agree with Coyle, I am a shitbag racist wanker 😂
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According to Wavey Davey, Layla the Toothy Moron will have “a big role in my team”.
This arse-weevil is suffering from delusions of grandeur, intoxictated on a few sniffs of coalition power. The chances of this virtue-signalling, muttering sack of shit getting his clawed hands anywhere near the levers of power are about the same as mind finding myself buried up to my nuts in the gorgeous Alison Tyler.
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I don’t give a second thought to social distancing when I’m in Waitrose, my Aldi carrier bags take care of that….
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That did make me laugh JRC. 🤣👍
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Aldi? You ponce. Now the new Waitrose. Try Lidle or QuikSave bags.
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Admin why do so many of my posts just vanish never to be seen again? Just posted
re LibDem Leaders and it went blank the instant I sent it. As though I get auto binned by someone or something.
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Not just paddle-boards. I used to see hoards of these cunts down in Wales. All middle class w@nkers in 50 grand camper vans. Spend hours getting all the gear on, fucking around with the board, same for the wife and kids and they’d all trek down to the sea (fucking miles away if the tide was out). They then spent about 30 mins bobbing about in the water, before trekking all the way back and braying loudly to each other about “how great the surf was yah”. Silly cunts.
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cunt, bollocks, fuck – no trigger word
w@nkers – trigger word.
strange
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Really can’t have w@nkers as a trigger word. It would make any high level discussion of Owen Jones completely impossible. Get it sorted.
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