Frankly, it boils my piss to see the number of tossers who repeatedly fall into cess pools full of shit and come up smelling of roses. Such a prime example is Baroness Dildo. Why Dildo ? Because she’s fucking useless.

Now we all know that PHE is totally unfit for purpose so Boris decides to replace it fair enough. But you can call a pile of dog shit a potpourri but it still stinks.

So, having totally fucked up the ‘world beating’ track and trace app, our Dildo get a plum new job heading up yet another quango. Remember this is the woman who presided over the data beach at Talktalk.

This is the woman totally unconnected with ensuring that loads a people were infected at the Cheltenham Festival just happening to be on the board of the racecourse.

And her new appointment and peerage has, of course, absolutely nothing to do with her husband being a Tory MP…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

I shouldn’t get personal. There’s a neighbour. Every week she’s either shouting on the phone or in person to her boyfriend.

One week it’s “I love you!” The next week it’s “I hate you!” It keeps going and going.

She’s at it now as I type this.

I keep wanting to give her the number to Samaritans and MIND. But at the same time I should keep my distance.

It is upsetting but it is annoying as well.

Nominated by: Spoonington 

Had the misfortune to hear her on radio four this morning, as they gleefully reported her latest anti Trump monologue, basically saying that if bimblefuck Joe Biden doesn’t win the election to become president, America is finished. She doesn’t give a fuck about old children sniffer Biden, she is keeping her profile high, probably with a nod to running for President herself in 2024. Sad thing is, she could win. It was bad enough with her husband Barry looking down his nose at us, can you imagine how much of a friend to the U.K. she would be?

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Lewis Hamilton deserves another nomination. With the BLM bollocks dying down a bit, the self styled saviour of the world has had to find a new stick with which to beat us. And he’s found it in the form of environmentalism. He’s released a video, which he claims is just him and his poor dog. They’re out on a speedboat, no phones, no tablets, no cameras, just…wait, what? So how did you make the fucking video then? Dickhead.

It’s all, “THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ICE CAPS”. And those poor polar bears, who are literally eating snow because there isn’t enough ice for the seals to sell slushies, or some bullshit. Then there’s the rainforests, and all the other shit that’s allegedly being destroyed by us evil humans (especially white people. They’re the worst). I’ve even seen a post in which he preaches about poaching in Africa. And although he doesn’t say it specifically, he makes it clear that he blames whitey. Except, poaching in Africa is carried out predominantly by black Africans, to feed the huge hocus pocus medicine market in China. And the last time I checked, the Chinese weren’t white.

I’m sick of this thick twat. He gets paid £60 million a year by a company that produces over 14 metric tons of C02 every year, PER CAR that they make. And he’s sponsored by an oil company (Petronas). And he does a lot of travelling, in private jets (like fellow environmental hypocrite, Di Crapio). He also owns FOUR properties and FIFTEEN cars, eight of which are supercars. So I find it somewhat hypocritical therefore, that this arrogant shite thinks he has the right to lecture the rest of us on the bullshit called man made climate change. Especially when, like Greta Thumbnail, he knows FUCK ALL about it. And in his case, he’s already done more damage to the environment that I ever could.

Go fuck yourself Hamilton. Want to do something? Pay some fucking tax. You arrogant, hypocritical cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Rule Britannia Baiters and Haters

I wondered how long it would be before the call came to ban the singing of Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory at the last night of The Proms. Turns out not very.

The BLM supporters in the media and academia have hijacked the line about slavery because we all know that only black people were ever enslaved of course.

Utter nonsense! Britain was captured by the Romans,  Vikings, Saxons and Normans. Rule Britannia was and is a statement of intent, that we would never again be invaded by a foreign force. In no way is it a celebration of white supremacy as the BLM cohorts claim. All it is really saying is watch out Napoleon, Benito and Adolf – we ain’t no pushover!

Our old friend Kehinde Andrews feels it is shameful that a song depicting slavery should be performed in the 21st century. But then this odious man, professor of black studies at Birmingham City uni versa ee, has a one track mind. Everything is about race to him.

In (historical) fact it’s a good job that Britain did have a strong navy because it was they who enforced the abolition of slavery on the high seas.

Andrews and his ilk are determined to deny us our heritage and replace it soley with black history and our shameful part in it. Nothing but negativity ever emits from this man’s mouth but of course Wireless 4 sucks up to him.

To be honest, I have never been a great fan of flag-waving posh types bellowing it out at the Albert Hall. They seem to be saying “we’re rich you’re not we have all the best jobs and biggest houses haha”.  There is a class element to the proceedings.

But we need to draw the line and say enough is enough, now back off. No more retreating please. We’re British.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Seconded by: Ron Knee

Dalia Stasevska
Who’s this then? Well, Stasevska is a ‘guest conductor’ who will be wielding the baton at the Last Night of the Proms this year. The Ukrainian-born Finn, a vocal supporter of BLM and self-styled promoter of ‘diversity and equality’, told the Daily Telegraph last year that she ‘wants to make sure that we play music that reflects our society’.
So get this. Stasevska is ‘keen’ to ‘modernise’ the programme for the Last Night by ‘reducing its patriotic elements’*. Well there we are folks; a foreign ‘guest’ at the Proms has stuck her fucking ‘woke’ oar into our business, and the cunts at the BBC ‘very much regret any unjustified attacks’ made on Stasevska, when they should have told her to get on with the fucking job or piss off.
What the fucking fuck? Sod off back to where you came from you cunt, and take the BBC management bedwetters with you.

*Translation into English; cut ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ and ‘Rule Britannia’ from the programme.

…and Thirded by Middle England 

Land of Woke and Tory

A rousing last night of the proms cunting for whoever it was who decided to ban “the words” from Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory.

What deluded cunt decided that we the true British want this bullshit thrown at us?

“It’s a nod towards British colonialism” says the BBC. Well I say what is wrong with our history. We basically freed Europe from Nazi tyranny, brought civilisation to the planet and pioneered an industrial revolution. Why are we told to be no longer proud of this heritage?

I makes my piss’s piss boil.

Fuck off BBC and whatever cunt made this ludicrous decision.