Id like to nominate the “desthpicable” “reduckulous” and “cuntduckula” Instagram type pouty lip filling cunts.

Now I’m not the sort of cunt who uses cuntstagram, I’ll leave that to the vacuous, needy and attention seeking cunts that are everywhere nowadays, however, I do see photos of said cunts in the news pouting away in the same pose as every other cunt on there.

Why on earth would anyone with an ounce of self respect, have their lips injected with all sorts of crap to end up looking like Daffy Duck?

Regardless of how pretty they are, when I see these retards , I think “you look a cunt, don’t you” walking round Morrisons with their sprog all dressed up as a fucking fairy.

I have no idea why these idiots think that having lips like that, drawn on eyebrows that are a shade no eyebrow has ever been and fake eyelashes is attractive. Can anyone enlighten me?

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Uh ?

If you misheard what I said, weren’t bothered to listen properly, or simply lack the mental capacity to formulate a coherent response without the need for some extended ‘thinking space’, then the phrase you are looking for is:

“Pardon ?”
“I beg your pardon ?”
“I humbly crave your forgiveness, Sir”

Not “Uh ?”. You ignorant, cloth-eared, neanderthal cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Reviled

A “don’t question us as we know better” cunting for Epping Forest District councillors. Where the fuck is that I hear you say – yes, a little market town on the edge of the M25 and “famous” for being the last station on the Central Line. The sort of place where nothing really happens except for a punch up on Friday night in the local hostelries. So, apparently, it is the ideal place to lump a load of Syrian “refugees”. The motel (brings back memories of Crossroads) is owned by some Joe Dakis, so they don’t give a fuck about who is in there.

But, I digress, the real cunting is for the councillors who, regardless of their political hue, are sticking together to tell us locals that we are all r@cists should we be unhappy with these cunts being foisted on us. And what the Britain First say is right as I, unlike the councillors, have spoken to local people and the “refugees” are indeed nicking the food out of the charity basket.

Nominated by : Lord Cuntingford 

I’d like to nominate the old lady who swallowed a fly.
The song or nursery rhyme.

She swallows a fly. Instead of letting nature take its course and passing it out the other end, she then swallows a spider to catch fly, then a bird to catch the spider. It goes on and on.

*Spoiler alert!*

Then she dies.

For fork sake! In the words of Alf Garnett, “Silly moo!”

Nominated by: Spoonington

(Hope the Animal Rebellion mob don’t read this! – admin)

This is the stupid cunt who allegedly killed Chicken George by kneeling on his throat for 8 or 9 minutes.

He was assisted by 2 or 3 fellow police officers, but it was him who actually killed him. Not only that but he is being charged with alleged tax evasion – but that’s a different story.

The actions of this stupid cunt has effectively changed history, either for the best or worst, depending on who’s side you’re taking. But clearly it has come at great cost both in lives and cost, perhaps running into the billions.

Not only that but it has reignited the Far Left, while more or less castrating anything even remotely approaching centrist or moderate-right politics and opinion.

Both the US and UK have seen social anarchy in the streets ever since. I don’t know if this is the same in other countries, but all of a sudden the traditional social fabric of England in particular is under siege from all directions.

Derek Michael Chauvin, has a lot to answer for, not only for allegedly killing a known criminal, but also destroying this country’s history and freedoms for ever!

That will be his legacy when he eventually leaves this world – what a stupid stupid cunt!

Nominated by: Technocunt