Robert Bush, so-called funeral director, is a mega cunt.
When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin. That would be outrageous.
But Robert Bush, funeral director, did the equivalent. He stored bodies of people in unsuitable conditions, delivered ashes ( of God knows what ) that weren’t those of loved ones, used donations meant for charities as his own personal funds, as indeed he did with the money people paid him for cremations.
He’s currently in the news as he is in court for the sentence phase. He’s not the only one this year.
Richard Elkin and Hayley Bell got a four hander each for almost identical offences, and you may remember me cunting some twat who treated the deceased infant as a toy, dressing the body in baby clothes and propping it in a baby bouncer in front of the TV.
What absolutely amazes me is the fact that anyone can set theirselves up in the funeral business. It’s totally unregulated, you don’t need qualifications, or indeed, special premises.
There are some Associations, who can and do carry out unannounced inspections of members premises, but there’s no obligation to join.
It’s about time someone took their thumb out of their arse and sorted this out.
Also, if the business is unregulated, how come I paid VAT on my partners funeral 13 years ago?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
There’s not a fuckin chance id arrange a funeral with someone called Bobby Bush.
he sounds like a children’s entertainer or some twat singing at a working mens club.
I always assumed the funeral business was strictly regulated too.
I didn’t realise I could get in on the act with just my van and a roll of bin bags.
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You don’t need any qualifications, knowledge, experience or regulatory oversight to be an undertaker.
So just like being Prime Minister really.
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If only Mrs Arday had entrusted the remains of her dear departed to this gentleman. The opportunities for extracting reparations in the form of looted Nike trainers would be legion.
Black Deaths Matter.
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No they don’t!
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I would love Mr Bush to be put in charge of the funeral arrangements of:
Keir Starmer
Peter Mandelson
Anthony Blair
Eddie Izzard
and Harry Hewitt
There you go – a new form of Deadpool
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Talking of the dead pool someone won it the other day and it hasn’t been announced.
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“When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin.”
I’m dismayed to learn this. Back to the drawing board for my vile, socialist, narcissistic, abusive cunt mother’s funeral plans.
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“How deep do you want this hole Bobby?”
2ft will do.
” his knees are showing ”
grass gets longer no one will notice.
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If you leave the arse sticking out, you’ll have somebody to park your bike.
(Billy Connelly).
🚲
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^someWHERE.
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So Bobby bush does a cremation for £970, and liar liar pants on fire Jason Ardays go fund me is at over 200 grand..
I have a feeling someone is moving into a big house soon.
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The House of Lords?
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This country is full of unregulated free for alls.
Veterinary services, further education, aspects of the medical profession, you name it.
I was amazed to learn that the requirement for a funeral director to provide an itemised bill was only enshrined in law in 2021.
Not only must generations of the bereaved have been shafted but, heaven forbid, the treasury also.
Something tells me Robert isn’t the only one. I bet there’s probably some skullduggery and corner cutting going on In crematoriums as well.
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As some cunters might say, “oven”.
Then lose the ashes.
🔥
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No doubt some prison wag will nick name him after an unsuccessful England cricket captain.
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That Humber Bridge is a big fucker, isn’t it?
It transformed the lives of the people of Hull, opening up leisure opportunities previously denied them.
Now they can easily drive south into the Lincolnshire countryside and enjoy the view of 20 million solar panels.
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Unregulated….like our immigration 👍… we’ve all been thrown in the bin 🗑️… Bobby looks more like a pea-doh in the pic 🖕
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Sums up GB today, you entrust someone to carry out your wishes and you get right royally FUCKED OVER by some grifting self serving CUNT…! (650) Of them..
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I wondered if there are some Peter Dough’s out walking the streets and not realising their name sounds familiar. Not until the police write to him and say dear Mr P. Dough, can you please report to your local police station, were we have your wallet you had lost, which was handed in by some anonymous kind person. Had a bit of time on my hands.
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Sums up GB today, you entrust someone to carry out your wishes and you get right royally FUCKED OVER by some grifting self serving CUNT…! (650) Of them..
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Living not far from Hull I heard and read a lot about this. This cunt is being rightfully vilified.
However if he’d been smart and been the CEO of an NHS trust he’d have been able to say sorry and carry on.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jun/25/bodies-nottingham-nhs-trust-mortuary-advanced-deterioration-inspectors
‘ The chief executive of Nottingham University Hospitals trust, Anthony May, apologised on behalf of the trust after he was asked about the “lack of care” shown to bodies in its mortuary during the inspection in March. Commenting on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, he said: “I will take responsibility and accountability for that, because you’re absolutely right, that happened on my watch.’
As far as I can find out ‘responsibility and accountability’ don’t include legal proceedings, firing or resignation.
Two tier Britain alive and well if you’re part of the state.
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Not to worry,when the govt drags us into a war with the Russkies we’ll have to go fully Soylent Green to survive.
This cunt will be a billionaire.
Probably start a chain of “outlets”..
Fantastic.
Good morning.
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They have just signed contracts for mass casualty body storage so we can be sure they are prepared.
Maybe if you don’t accept an asylum seeker in your spare room you’ll get a corpse instead?
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So all those serial killers who buried bodies in the woods were qualified, seems fair.
I don’t get why it was so complicated for this cunt and the other two to do the job right, body in coffin, drive to church/crematorium and bingo, it’s not rocket science.
What a disgrace.
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He’s a what you call it, a do it later merchant. He was arrested with encrusted shite in his trousers.
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The government are worse, they’re deceiving us whilst we’re still alive.
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Fucking right there SS.
https://righttoremain.org.uk/toolkit/
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That’s frightening, Doctor.
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Was going to say, we know what’s going to happen to his body when he dies. But we don’t. That’s the scary bit.
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Appears the Bushes might have found him in one and decided to disown him once he became unruly.
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No real difference to many of the cunts from my secondary school, – the lowest of the low from the lower B stream. Left school early, brought a white van & become a builder, a plasterer a bricklayer or a plumber overnight.
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And on top of all that he’s a ginger
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There are 2 reasons why I want to turn up my toes before Mrs Cunter does.
As I am a Spanish citizen and under Spanish law my cunt of a son has to inherit a large chunk of what I leave.
It’s not possible to disinherit a child.
Mrs Cunter is still a British citizen and her will is written ‘in accordance to British law’.
She has not included the nasty cunt in her will.
Secondly, Mrs Cunter has decided on the whole nine yards for her funeral.
She wants a black carriage pulled by black horses, amongst a load of other tasteless shite.
I will not arrange that.
I wouldn’t even want her buried or cremated.
Her body can go to medical students for their studies.
She doesn’t know that and she never will, mainly because she will be dead.
I couldn’t give a flying fuck about what she might do with my body.
Because I would be dead as well.
Not sleeping, not past away.
Fucking dead.
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Sadly we have yet another example of a heinous individual who’s behaviour is so shocking and vile that he does not deserve to walk amongst his fellow men. Treeshredder, feet first slow speed setting.
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A Bush in a tree shredder? Very appropriate.
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Digression
Just when some real cricket got underway in the first test match, the fucking rain arrived. Why hold it in Leeds to start with ? No wonder they’re a loan of miserable sods.
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“I asked my wife whether she wanted to be buried or cremated”.
She said, “I don’t know. Surprise me”.
©Bob Monkhouse.
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Given that it’s unregulated, I expect the fine people who own the vape shops and Turkish barbers will be moving in en masse. Cut price burials innit?
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Now then, I’ve been reading that the Gubbermint are bringing new regulations regarding vape shops. Exactly what I don’t know yet, but it’s all part of Tatlocks plan to regenerate High Streets.
( I feel a nom coming on )
Anyway, one way these splendid businessmen are hoping to get round this is by reimagining ( don’t you love that word ) their shops as a general corner shop, like a Stop and Go.
Went in one whilst in town, and he’d got about an eigth of the shelves with off-brand soft drinks, water and crisps, all spread out to look like a lot, and the rest rammed with vapes and associated paraphernalia.
Mate, it wasn’t fooling anyone.
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Just as a follow up, the cunt got 20 years.
Pity the other two I mentioned in the nom didn’t get something similar. Four years doesn’t seem nearly enough, does it?
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When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin. That would be outrageous.
Why?
I’m all for a Himalayan sky burial but the logistics could be a bit prohibitive unless I manage some perfect timing, so failing that my body has been pre donated to Aberdeen uni medical students to poke and prod, in return they cover funeral costs.
If there was a free biomass program where nobody has to fork out excessive amounts for funeral and burial I’d be quite up for that too, I dont particularly care where I rot away so may as well be of some use in the process.
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I’m all for that, CotI.
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He looks like the type who enjoys buggering corpses. Filthy cunt.
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