Robert Bush, so-called funeral director, is a mega cunt.
When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin. That would be outrageous.
But Robert Bush, funeral director, did the equivalent. He stored bodies of people in unsuitable conditions, delivered ashes ( of God knows what ) that weren’t those of loved ones, used donations meant for charities as his own personal funds, as indeed he did with the money people paid him for cremations.
He’s currently in the news as he is in court for the sentence phase. He’s not the only one this year.
Richard Elkin and Hayley Bell got a four hander each for almost identical offences, and you may remember me cunting some twat who treated the deceased infant as a toy, dressing the body in baby clothes and propping it in a baby bouncer in front of the TV.
What absolutely amazes me is the fact that anyone can set theirselves up in the funeral business. It’s totally unregulated, you don’t need qualifications, or indeed, special premises.
There are some Associations, who can and do carry out unannounced inspections of members premises, but there’s no obligation to join.
It’s about time someone took their thumb out of their arse and sorted this out.
Also, if the business is unregulated, how come I paid VAT on my partners funeral 13 years ago?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
There’s not a fuckin chance id arrange a funeral with someone called Bobby Bush.
he sounds like a children’s entertainer or some twat singing at a working mens club.
I always assumed the funeral business was strictly regulated too.
I didn’t realise I could get in on the act with just my van and a roll of bin bags.
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You don’t need any qualifications, knowledge, experience or regulatory oversight to be an undertaker.
So just like being Prime Minister really.
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If only Mrs Arday had entrusted the remains of her dear departed to this gentleman. The opportunities for extracting reparations in the form of looted Nike trainers would be legion.
Black Deaths Matter.
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I would love Mr Bush to be put in charge of the funeral arrangements of:
Keir Starmer
Peter Mandelson
Anthony Blair
Eddie Izzard
and Harry Hewitt
There you go – a new form of Deadpool
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“When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin.”
I’m dismayed to learn this. Back to the drawing board for my vile, socialist, narcissistic, abusive cunt mother’s funeral plans.
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“How deep do you want this hole Bobby?”
2ft will do.
” his knees are showing ”
grass gets longer no one will notice.
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If you leave the arse sticking out, you’ll have somebody to park your bike.
(Billy Connelly).
🚲
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^someWHERE.
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So Bobby bush does a cremation for £970, and liar liar pants on fire Jason Ardays go fund me is at over 200 grand..
I have a feeling someone is moving into a big house soon.
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The House of Lords?
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This country is full of unregulated free for alls.
Veterinary services, further education, aspects of the medical profession, you name it.
I was amazed to learn that the requirement for a funeral director to provide an itemised bill was only enshrined in law in 2021.
Not only must generations of the bereaved have been shafted but, heaven forbid, the treasury also.
Something tells me Robert isn’t the only one. I bet there’s probably some skullduggery and corner cutting going on In crematoriums as well.
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As some cunters might say, “oven”.
Then lose the ashes.
🔥
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No doubt some prison wag will nick name him after an unsuccessful England cricket captain.
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That Humber Bridge is a big fucker, isn’t it?
It transformed the lives of the people of Hull, opening up leisure opportunities previously denied them.
Now they can easily drive south into the Lincolnshire countryside and enjoy the view of 20 million solar panels.
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