I’ve just seen a advert for Always Discreet a nappy pad for women who piss their pants.

Now, call me old fashioned but im a firm believer in ‘ladies problem’ being for ladies only, as a bloke I dont want to know, Why tell me you stink of piss?

Why tell me your that bone idle you don’t bother to go the khazi preferring to slash down your legs like a toddler? Its repulsive.

And one of them looks like George Takei from Star trek!!

Do these lazy feckless bints shit themselves too?

Dogs get a bad press for shitting on pavements but I reckon its down to these filthy old twats.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

In this world where we are being convinced we need to consume new electric vehicles to save mankind, I want to cunt air travel. Air travel is mainly used for peoples pleasure, some business etc.

An 150-seat A320 burns 11,608 kg (25,591 lb) of jet fuel over 3,984 km

That is enough fuel to run my my car for 151,000 miles.

Now I know its a fairly efficient way of getting people from A to B but its mostly for pleasure.

Just the fact this happens still makes it a huge problem. Its like saying big ships are efficient. Correct, but the fact we are shipping shite around the world is still fucking ourselves hugely. I believe 16 of the biggest ships cause more pollution than everything else.

Now me getting to work is a necessity, not just for me but for all the free riding cunt curling the spine out of me too.

Why the fuck do I pay for this when I have no interest in it. The fact is the shit that goes on flies in the face of the environmental wokeness we are overwhelmed by.

I say fuck flying, mostly, I would rather earn a crust than visit some shit hole that my country is fast becoming.

Procession into sausage etc.

Nominated by: One hundred percent pure sausage 

This is the Aussie ‘prankster’ (read: unlanced arse-boil on the sphincter of society) that vandalised a Perth train station whist kitted out like Batman villain ‘The Joker’.

He laughed maniacally when arrested, and upon release from court (where it was revealed he had a previous conviction for manslaughter on what passes for his ‘conscience’) danced down some steps, still in costume, like Joaquin Phoenix’s version of the character.

Listen up, Reece, you insufferable walking pile of wank, if you, as an adult, still have a favourite comic book character, you are in the foothills of Mount Cunt.

If you dress up as that character, you are climbing the flanks of Mount Cunt.

If you actually start acting as that character in public, then congratulations, you are standing on the very summit of Mount Cunt.

You cunt.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

https://www.9news.com.au/national/joker-reece-sturgeon-perth-accused-graffiti-cctv-camera/501e4cd8-76c9-4b9c-9bfc-4074250204de

SUPER LEAGUE Rugby League I would like to give a monumental cunting to Super League What is a predominantly white northern sport mainly played and watched by white northerners, with the resumption of super league a couple of weeks ago i finally watched my first game last weekend Leeds Rhinos v St Helens and low and behold just before kick off i was shocked to see every player on the pitch getting down on their knee to pay tribute to the dead cunt of cunts Chiggun George even though there was only 2 or 3 blue gums on either side, that meant there was about 10 white northerners on each side getting on their knees. What the fuck is happening to our once great country sucking up to the cunting left and snowflake brigade it makes me fucking sick. I immediately switched the game off and will never watch another Super League match ever again i’ve been to numerous Grand Finals and also a World Cup Final but never again, I can’t watch the England Cricket team ever again also because of the same thing, Sadly there aren’t many more sports i can watch although thankfully my home football team is managed by Joey Barton so there is more chance of Global Warming happening than the Fleetwood team getting on their knees as the team is full of white blokes anyway not a single Umbongo in sight. Anyway thats the end of my rantThe world is full of Cuntstain Cunts.

Nominated by Codhead Cunt

As we’re all told to avoid mass gatherings due to a pandemic, it seems thousands of Pakistanis living in the UK decided to ignore the law and have a big fuck off street party ‘celebrating’ Pakistan’s independence.

Yes, this celebration included mobs of these morons charging the police while shoutung, “Fuck the police!”. Predictably, the brave boys in blue ran away, but I’m sure any copper that tried to apply the law on these idiots, would be deemed Adolf Hitler reincarnated by the media and his spineless bosses. MPs have criticised the rioters, but of course, stopped short of rounding the cunts up and throwing them in cells. It would be nice if these gutless cunts got on the blower to the police chiefs and told them to get tough on these ignorant, ungrateful cunts. But no…careers are at stake, of course.

Yes, Pakistan is independent nowadays. But it seems many of their natives are not. They are dependent on living in the UK.
If any of these idiots complain about ‘racist covid’ again, laugh in the cunts’ faces and remind them of shit like this. And if Pakistan really is the best country on Earth, then it would make me more than happy if these muppets would all fuck off there as soon as possible.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/08/17/uk-huge-crowds-ignore-lockdown-celebrate-pakistan-independence-day-attack-police/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks