Sophie Duker and Frankie Boyle’s ‘New World Order’

A cunting please for Sophie Duker and Frankie Boyle’s ‘New World Order’.

Apparently it is perfectly okay for a blick “comic” to go on prime time BBC Television and make violently racist jokes about “killing whitey”.

In a segment where the panelists discussed whether the BLM movement “glosses over the complexities of a world where we all need to come together and kill whitey”, Frankie Boyle played a clip of black author James Baldwin talking about black power during an interview on the Dick Cavett Show in the 1970s.

Responding to said clip, comedian Sophie Duker (me neither) – who has also appeared on something called Eight Out Of Ten Cunts – asserted that “white power” and “black power” are “capitalist myths” that need to be dispelled, before calling “whiteness” a “capitalist structure”.

She then claimed that “white power is Trump Tower” – a nod to Left-wing allegations that the US President is a racist – and joked about “killing whitey”.

“When we say we want to kill whitey, we don’t really mean we want to kill whitey,” said Duker, then quipped to fellow panelists “we do” – to roars of laughter in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYo_Etb6A7o

Anyway, fuck off you sub-primate CUNT.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

The Brain Dead British Public

A nomination for the Brain dead British public.

I want a Covid test, ‘do you have any symptoms’ ….. ‘well er no’ , ‘So why do you want a fucking test?’.

All the news at the moment is about lack of testing and people not able to get a test close to home, this story being fuelled by the media, who are trawling the country to find people who have been offered tests 100’s of miles away.

Just watching the news and there was a report outside a walk in centre, the reporter interviewed a guy on his way to the test centre. This is what he said; ‘I came back from holiday and isolated for two weeks’. The reporter asked do you have any symptoms, answer ‘no’. So why do you want a test, just peace of mind?
What a fucking cunt!

My neighbour had pretty obvious symptoms so went on line, and got a test at a centre about 10 miles away. She told me when she went for her appointment there were just two people there and around 12 ‘officials’, and this is only a short distance for a hotspot so you would expect it to be very busy.

The fucking media are as much to blame as the dumb cunts who have a lack of understanding of the world around them; yes get a test, but only if you are fucking unwell, and even if you can’t get a test it’s no different than back in March. Just stay home and don’t infect anyone else, because that’s all you will do anyway if you have a test and it’s positive, the outcome is the same.

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sick of it

With a supporting rant from: Two In The Stink

The Covid testing thing is a load of fucking bollocks writ large.

Which kind of testing is it? Is it to test for the presence of the virus or an anti-body test?

If it’s a test for the presence of the virus then it’s fucking pointless because the elderly, immuno-compromised and people with pre-existing conditions (you know, the ones it actually kills) should still be self-isolated until a vaccine is available.

If it’s merely an anti-body test then it should be available to everybody so we can get a picture of the spread of the disease, how prevalent it is and subsequently how serious we should take the biggest, shrillest, most melodramatic over-reaction in the history of the Talking Monkey peoples.

Yes I was alluding to heard immunity. Don’t shoot me.

Improper Face Mask Wearing

People who can’t wear a mask properly are currently boiling my piss. Now I have to say, after months of not having to bother, I find this rule about wearing masks in shops etc to be a load of bollocks. I wear one in the shops, but that’s it. I did the infamous “five miler of death” several times while serving, in full NBC kit, so a bandana isn’t too much of an inconvenience. If you can wear an S6 respirator for extended periods, a mask or bandana is easy.

However, I’ve noticed an increasing trend among the section of the populace from the shallow end of the gene pool to wear a mask over their mouth only, leaving their nose exposed. What these failed experiments obviously don’t realise, is that doing that makes wearing a mask FUCKING REDUNDANT! When you breath, your breathe comes out of your mouth AND your nose, you low I.Q., window licking, drooling morons. Do you think the Flu Manchu can only infect you via your mouth? No, you dumb motherfuckers, there is more than one way to catch it. The one good thing about them doing this, is that it makes dumb motherfuckers much easier to spot.

For fucks sake, what do you dumb cunts need? A fucking diagram? Sort yourselves out.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Jedward (3)

I propose a full-on Hitler Jugend with a complete lack of self awareness cunting for these two ‘singers.’

Like me, you probably have only the vaguest knowledge of this pair of inbreds. Apparently they were in one of those singing show back in the zeros. I have never knowingly heard one of their songs and could have lived the rest of my life without them bothering me. Or vice versa.

However, in a sad Linekeresque attempt to be relevant with the kids (Rick Mayall RIP) this pair of bellends have advocated burning J.K.Rowling’s new book on, where else, Twitter….

https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1305834661281697792?s=21

Readers of my blog will know I can’t stand endless comparisons with Nazi Germany but what else is this but fascism?

I am aware that Rowling is not popular in this parish but freedom of speech is the foundation of all other freedoms. And when the fucking fuck did it become ‘right wing’ to support freedom of speech. Odin help me.

I wonder how many of the mongs calling Rowling’s book ‘transphobic’ have read it? Reminds me of The Satanic Verses shitstorm when I was at university. And if these twats buy her book to burn it, won’t that push it to the top of the bestsellers list and cause the publisher to print more copies?

Nobheads.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Boris Johnson (10)

Was watching RT ( Ruskie Toss) the other night to keep me weather eye open to what Ivan is up too re lies, distortions and Commie Capers various.

Apart from featuring as a last resting place for old media cunts to bite the hands that fed them (eg Larry King with his nipples stuck in his braces, scots cunts George Galloway and Alex Salmond, old dodgy Wall Street trader Max Keiser ect) the commie channel feasts on Boris Johnson and his shenanigans. To be fair BJ cannot tell a lie – but that never stops him.

Those downward sagging eyes screw up (look like piss-holes in the snow) and that twisted Turkish beak (yes the cunt has Turkish ancestry) pokes forward sniffing and savouring the semantics of his latest porkie. It would be wrong to call the cunt a bare faced liar – stands out a mile unlike his old horse prong – he goes all shifty and starts stuttering and braying like a flatulent donkey. Then he digs a hole and sticks his head in it until the coast is clear. Thus the cunt leads the country by his arse in a bubble.

Point is and to return to RT, the cunt lights on popular politicking (thank you Larry) such as Brexit and the Withdrawal Agreement and raises hopes but is incapable of defending poor old Blighty’s vital interests.

In between banner headlining Boris balls-ups like the Covid testing fiasco and handling generally, the Irish border dispute, the flogging of vital national assets like the tech industry and on and on, it takes the Comrades to find and interview one of the leading lights of the Brexit Party, some yank tech billionaire name of Robert Mercer and oppo of Farage, who put the case for giving the Brexit Withdrawal Bill the elbow very succinctly.
1) The EU negotiated in bad faith
2) The EU led by the French sought to, and continue to seek to punish the UK against International Law
3) The principal premise of the Bill, to safeguard the Good Friday Agreement is a red herring and will do the opposite
4) The intention of the Bill is to split of the whole of the island of Ireland from the UK
5) Johnson is doing bugger all to counter the pro IRA sentiment in the US Congress
6) The French are cunts
7) The French are cunts

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke